WTF Am I Doing Here?: Morey's Humorous Account of Earth Beings (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798683547424)

Morey describes his experiences on planet earth in this humorous account of human behavior. Morey on eating: "Solid food was not an option for me until my baby vehicle food processing hole grew the little white projections (called teeth) that I would use to grind food into mush before I swallowed it. My food processing hole eventually grew those little white projections and I was able to eat solid types of food by chewing it up into small pieces " Morey on learning to walk: " I found it very helpful to use the arm appendages to hold on to a steady surface while I boosted my diaper laden bottom and rubbery legs into an upright position. I would wobble a few times and plop right back down on my diaper padded bottom "Morey on Friendship: "I thought this group was selective about their friends...LOL. Obviously not as discriminating as they would like others to think, as they allowed me into the group LOL, humans "

Author: Htm Graphix, Lori Mayo
ISBN-10: 8683547426
ISBN-13: 9798683547424
Publisher: Independently Published
Language: English
Published: 09/07/2020
Pages: 154
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.52lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.36d