You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning by Rivenbark, Celia

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780312363024)

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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning by Rivenbark, Celia

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

$19.99
You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning by Rivenbark, Celia

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

$19.99
Format: Paperback
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From the author of the bestselling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

- Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

- How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

- Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering

- Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?

- Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time

- Airlines serving up one hot mess

- Action figure Jesus

- Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter

- And much more

Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

Author: Celia Rivenbark
ISBN-10: 0312363028
ISBN-13: 9780312363024
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Language: English
Published: 09/14/2010
Pages: 256
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.52lbs
Size: 8.24h x 6.54w x 0.68d
By Celia Rivenbark
By Celia Rivenbark
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Celia Rivenbark is the author of the award-winning bestsellers Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank; Bless Your Heart, Tramp; and Belle Weather. We're Just Like You, Only Prettier won a Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) Book Award for nonfiction and was a finalist for the James Thurber Prize for American Humor. Born and raised in Duplin County, North Carolina, Rivenbark grew up in a small house "with a red barn out back that was populated by a couple of dozen lanky and unvaccinated cats." She started out writing for her hometown paper. She writes a weekly, nationally syndicated humor column for the Myrtle Beach Sun News. She lives in Wilmington, North Carolina.

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