You Get to Wipe a Poopy Butt (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780997934823)

Nothing prepares you for this ... Happy daddy, baby in his arms, walking through the kitchen on the way to the shower. Pausing for a brief moment to talk with my wife about something when I felt it ... it was warm and sliding down my arm ...
He pooped on me With no time to react and a quick follow-up fart we both stood there speechless surveying how the tiny 3-month old buns had somehow managed to spray poop on the upper and lower cabinets and the countertop in between. Little man ... he simply grinned the whole time.
This is one of many priceless and messy moments that are headed your way. Go ahead, pull up a chair, kick your feet up and let us talk about the adventure of being a dad. Why? Well...you get to wipe a poopy butt.

Author: Christopher Horton
ISBN-10: 0997934824
ISBN-13: 9780997934823
Publisher: Vacationing Life, LLC
Language: English
Published: 07/25/2017
Pages: 224
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.49lbs
Size: 7.80h x 5.08w x 0.47d