You Might Be a Senior Citizen If...: 12 Lighthearted Clues You've Qualified for Senior Citizenship (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798276568812)

If so, welcome to the club. You're not just getting older; you're entering the "Vintage" phase. And let's be honest, if we don't laugh about it, we'll just cry (and ruin our bifocals).

[Insert Book Title Here] is the hilarious new collection of observations, quips, and truths for anyone who remembers life before the internet-and prefers it that way.

This isn't a medical guide. It's a survival guide for the days when your mind makes promises your lower back can't keep.

You'll laugh out loud as you recognize yourself in chapters like:

• The Great Password Struggle: Why you have 17 sticky notes under your keyboard and still get locked out of your email.
• The Nap Trap: How to explain that you weren't sleeping, you were just "resting your eyes" during the news.
• Menu Math: Choosing your dinner based on which entree won't keep you awake with heartburn at 2:00 AM.
• The Grocery Store Social: Why a trip to the pharmacy is now your primary social outing of the week.

Who is this book for?

It makes a fantastic Gag Gift, Retirement Present, or a "Just Because" gift for Mom, Dad, or that friend who keeps forwarding you emails from 1999.

Stop scrolling (it's bad for your eyes) and scroll up to click the "Buy Now" button!

Get it before you walk into the kitchen and forget why you went in there.