Fiction - Satire

What if your follower count replaced your bank account?In 2029, money has been replaced by Social Equity Credits.Your likes determine your rent. Your engagement rate controls your groceries. Drop below 1,000 followers-and public transport disappears.Kavya Rao is invisible.Until she accidentally uploads a video of...

Panpipe Pete Carney used to play state fairs, grand openings, and anywhere with a microphone and a modest check. Now he plays the senior living circuit-where the audiences are grateful, the feedback is honest, and the occasional incident requires security intervention.When Pete's long-suffering manager...

What if zombies didn't want brains - but better public policies?In Oasis, the undead have jobs, relationships, elections... and existential crises.George, an optimistic zombie with a talent for motivational speeches, is determined to prove that life after death can still have purpose.Through political scandals,...

Ezekiel "Zek" Roots dies calmly-just as he lived.He does not wake up in heaven or hell. He wakes up standing, in a quiet afterlife that offers no judgment, no explanations, and no easy answers.Accompanied by three unsettling guides-a silent dog, a stern moral presence,...

.Let's not pretend.At some point in your life, your arse will fully f*ck you over. No warning. No mercy. Just vibes, sweat, and instant regret.A Gentleman's Guide to When It Is and Isn't OK to Take a Shit exists because every man thinks he's...

In a country governed by miracles, common sense is the ultimate crime. Harry Oscar has seen the future of education, and it's enough to make a grown man shake. When Harry and Amelia Oscar find themselves grounded in Nigeria by a global pandemic, they...

The Children of Kings: A Study in Useful Men(The Temporary Arrangements Series - Book 2)Some men inherit power.Others inherit the damage.The Children of Kings is the second book in The Temporary Arrangements Series, a dark, unsentimental examination of how men are shaped, renamed, and...

Shane Ireland's vacation is violently cut short when someone-or something-tries to kill him and Dolly. Thrown back into the chaos of a gang war, he begins to hear whispers of a presence not entirely human, a shadow-born force reaching out to claim the North...

You know that moment when you say something in bed...and the entire vibe dies like you've just farted in a lift?That's why this book exists.A Ladies Guide to Things You Shouldn't Say in the Bedroom is not here to teach you anything.It's here to...

This is not a story about divorce.It is a story about what continues after it.Circa 2010The Imaginary Pot of Vodka Gold is a cyclical anti-hero narrative about desire, stability, rupture, and repetition. A man believes he has reached the bottom of his life, only...

Justice has short legs... but it can run for miles.In the sun-bleached New Mexico Territory, the law is only eight inches off the ground.Dusty Gulch is no place for the faint of heart. It's a town of grit, gold, and a growing conspiracy that...

Leo Maréchal was never meant to shape history.He isn't a diplomat.He isn't elected.He isn't even visible.He's the interpreter.When three world leaders meet for what may be the last peace summit on Earth, every word becomes dangerous.Every pause threatens collapse.Every sentence could start a war.And...

The Immunity Man is a dark comedy about mankind's quest for happiness and the barriers we construct to prevent it. It is a satire about the unfulfilling lives that most people lead, and it is story about a deadly virus and the one man...

After walking away from modern life, Thomas Wilkinson vanishes into a stretch of British woodland with no electricity, no Wi-Fi, and only the faintest idea of what he's doing. What begins as an attempt to escape noise, obligation, and expectation quickly becomes something far...

The world didn't end in 2000.It panicked instead.And that was all Danny Dollars' fault.Dead Set Legend Too - The Lie That Broke the World is a high-velocity rock 'n' roll crime comedy set against the final, unhinged countdown to the year 2000 - when...

What if words were literally alive-small letters with big personalities and absolutely no manners?Words Are Alive is a funny, chaotic satire where letters argue, meanings disappear, and language creates drama for no reason at all. Playful, sharp, and intentionally ridiculous, this animated world turns...

Guaranteed to Fail as a ManagerHow to demotivate your team, dodge accountability, and still look "busy."Ever wondered how some leaders manage to be everywhere-in every thread, every meeting, every decision-while nothing actually moves?Congratulations. You're holding the anti-guide.Guaranteed to Fail as a Manager is sharp...

Philosophy, religion, love, hate, and the path to world peace.This irreverent novel has it all. Seven Questions for God takes you on a hilarious ride inside an unassuming Bed & Breakfast that becomes the center of the universe overnight. The reason? God has physically...

Timeless yet terribly timely humorous essay.Elegant, ironic, light-hearted, but with surgical jabs, a British gardener-butler turned writer recounts being commissioned by a mysterious Club of Dictators Anonymous to write their official autobiographies. Each chapter is a tragicomic account of an encounter with one of...

The Hotel Stories feature the world's most glamorous, brilliant and mischievous hotel manager, referred to as Ms N to protect her anonymity. Ms N loves to solve problems - especially when they are caused by men. The tales are chronicled by her young colleague,...

Cabinet Fit is a light-hearted examination of power, personality, and what we wear under pressure.Through satire, observation, and quiet psychological insight, Elias Ward explores a question rarely asked in serious political discourse: what does leadership look like when the costume doesn't quite fit?This book...

Olaf Slinkster possesses a special talent that allows him to schmooze people into doing things that they might not normally want to do. One day, he uses the dubious skill to try and get away with a 5-finger discount at a warehouse club. But...

Some demons can't be drowned in whiskey. Some have to be juiced, cleansed, and realigned.Jack Vice is a PI holding it together with duct tape and apathy. When a missing persons case leads him to The Assembly-a sinister wellness retreat housed in the ruins...

When Heather moved to France for love, she never imagined she'd be left in a lurch. Her husband, Romain, a handsome yacht captain working for an oligarch in Monaco, vanishes without a trace one autumn morning. No note. No warning. Just an empty space...

What would you do if foolishness suddenly looked like destiny?In this story, ordinary people wake up to extraordinary problems, most of them self-inflicted.It is a collection of riotously funny, painfully familiar, and deeply African stage-plays, written in the unmistakable rhythm of street conversations, neighborly...

What happens when healthcare innovation meets international collaboration?Chaos. Expensive, well-documented chaos.Healthcare Disruption & Entropy, 4th Ed. follows twelve healthcare professionals from around the world as they form an international working group to share best practices and transform patient care. Their mission: innovation. Their method:...

Peace MakerMake Corruption Legal Nihar learned early that survival does not belong to the strongest.It belongs to the quiet.Inside a government structure built on order and obedience, power does not shout. It adjusts. It absorbs. It legalizes itself.When a shadow presence known as Nikki...

Florentina: Dead Empress Talking, A bold and witty reimagining Inspired by The Real Empress Faustina and her Philosopher husband, The Roman Empire never saw her coming... and death hasn't stopped her.History remembers Marcus Aurelius the great Stoic emperor and philosopher. But what about his...

I moaned about life so much I dragged Derick, Mr Death, into it. Now I'm stuck in a four week "fix me or finish me" adventure. Week three is with Quentin, Mr Answers. This is fifty percent useful, real questions about who I am...

I moaned about life so much I dragged Derick, Mr Death, into it. Now I'm stuck in a four week "fix me or finish me" adventure. The final week is with Derick himself. This is fifty percent useful, the real truth about life, death,...

I moaned about life so much I dragged Derick, Mr Death, into it. Now I'm stuck in a four week "fix me or finish me" adventure. Week two is with Mike, Mr Money. This is fifty percent useful, real lessons about how money actually...

I moaned about life so much I dragged Derick, Mr Death, into it. Now I'm stuck in a four week "fix me or finish me" adventure. Week one is with Terry, Mr Testosterone. This is fifty percent useful, real lessons and real wake up...

Stop Being Invisible. Start Being Feared.You've showered, shaved, and put on clothes-but still feel overlooked. Why do some men walk into a room and own it, while others blend into the walls? Why does your effort never seem to translate into respect? And why...

This book was not written by linguists.It was not approved by the Greek state.It was not funded by the European Union.It was written by people who have lived here long enough to know.If you have ever whispered "malaka" into your coffee before 08:00, this...

A BRAND NEW comedy from the best-selling authors of the 'Festive & Furious' books. Kelly Ecclestone has always done what's expected of her - tidy house, tidy life, tidy marriage to celebrity "shock chef" Lee Ecclestone. But on the eve of her thirty-fourth birthday,...

Forget dusty textbooks and boring dates - this is history that laughs back. If you think you know the *real* story of medieval myths, The Titanic, Gladiators, and Early American Settlers... think again.Sarcastic History isn't your grandma's history book - it's the one that...

Quarterly Margins & Microwave Popcorn Sales: A Cross-Industry Predictive Framework Nobody Asked For is a satirical novel about Dr. Calvin Predd, a washed-up economist who accidentally ignites a global financial movement after presenting a tongue-in-cheek theory linking corporate profit margins to microwave popcorn sales....

This book does not want to make you laugh.Really.There was an Italian, a German and a French guy...You already know how this should go.It doesn't.This is a short collection of minimalist, slightly stereotypical, intentionally dry jokes.Each page delivers a sentence.Then a reaction.Sometimes yours. Sometimes...

Elias Thorne, a centuries-old vampire, has relocated from New York City to the vibrant and sun-drenched landscape of Los Angeles. He finds himself immersed in the superficial world of Hollywood, mingling with celebrities and their entourage. While he once eschewed the traditional vampire diet,...

this isnot an albumnot a departmentsomeone just wrotea few sentenceswith pressing enterafter every other wordand you swiftiesatethemupAuthor: Will O'BloweryISBN-13: 9798243552318Publisher: Independently PublishedLanguage: EnglishPublished: 01/11/2026Pages: 182Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.48lbsSize: 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.42d

A founding member of the League of Vampiric Bards (formed last century, laid to rest surreptitiously and reborn as Casketeria), Michael Bloom is equally adept at heart-rending parody and funny-bone-tickling parody.Blending showmanship with pathos, macabre humor, and wit, his work inspires and delights, regardless...

Gasa Girls is a Tax Audit Scene Investigation novel about four women called when audit outcomes arrive heavy with explanations, yet light on truth. Audits do not fail because nothing was written. They fail when conclusions are travelled toward, evidence is collected backward, and...

Dry Creek, Texas thinks it has found the cure for political chaos: a shiny courthouse-lawn plaque listing the Ten Political Commandments-a bipartisan "decency" reset meant to calm the town down.Instead, the plaque lights the match. As the Civic Guardrails Committee spirals into public minutes,...

This book does not promise happiness.It does not offer salvation, success, or personal transformation.The Bible of Holy Fatigue is a calm, lucid, and ironic text for those who are tired of being told to endure, adapt, improve, or stay positive.Written in the form of...

Welcome to Best Practice. Please take a seat. Someone will be irritated shortly.Jade Whitaker runs the front desk of a northern English GP surgery where patience is in short supply and everyone believes their problem should come first. Sharp tongued, deeply sarcastic, and professionally...

Burnout doesn't explode.It slowly drains you, one meeting, one deadline, one "quick question" at a time.The Hell of Burnout is a darkly humorous, painfully relatable look at modern work exhaustion, written for people who are tired but still showing up anyway.This book explores what...

Valentine's Day is a confidence test that most people do not agree to sit.It assumes competence in romance, timing, communication, and decision-making, and allows no resits.Valentine's: The Rule Book is a short, funny gift book for couples who like each other but don't enjoy...

Vincent survived once, But the terror never left. Now the Bite is back- hungrier, smarter, and closer than ever. As the village drowns in fear, Vincent must face the truth: The monster isn't just outside...it's inside himAuthor: Andrew WhitakerISBN-13: 9798299464832Publisher: Independently PublishedLanguage: EnglishPublished: 08/23/2025Pages:...

YOUR PRELIMINARY PERFORMANCE REVIEW HAS ARRIVED.Are you weary of the tedious, unseasoned oats of "Upstairs" virtue? Does the constant pressure to be "good" feel like a draft of a life that was never meant to be published?Then allow me, Lucifer Morningstar-address me as The...

Welcome to the most soul-crushing dungeon on earth: the Financial District. For Trish, this isn't a career path-it's a brutal "grinding session" where every piece of overpriced marble, every hypothermic blast of air conditioning, and every clueless middle manager is a deliberate system mechanic.She's...