Fiction - Satire

Burnout at the North PoleConfessions of a Santa Who's Had Enoughby Antonio PreziusoWhat happens when the world's most cheerful man finally runs out of cheer?After seventeen centuries of spreading joy, Santa Claus has reached his breaking point.Drones deliver faster, elves have unionized, and even...

Life can be exceptionally beautiful or astonishingly depressing. When my second son was born, I held him in my arms and felt a connection unlike anything I'd ever felt before. Then he shat his pants and ruined the moment. I tried to show the...

In the third installment of the My Family Books series, The Bar-B-Crew, Michael Cohen co-founds a sacred suburban institution: an unofficial, highly committed, and deeply ridiculous backyard brotherhood built on smoke, meat, and denial.The Bar-B-Crew is more than just a weekly cookout - it's...

Meet the RUTHLESS PEOPLE SAM STONE - loathsome businessman who's delighted when his wife is kidnapped. He was planning to murder her anyway. BARBARA STONE - spoiled heiress whose obnoxious behavior makes her captors consider paying Sam to take her back. KEN and SANDY...

One impossible flatmate. One too-small bed. And sparks that won't quit. ❤️ Romy Lopez never imagined she'd be sharing her new home - and one maddeningly tiny bed - with Luca Bowen, the man determined to ruin her quirky riverside teashop. Sharp jawlines, cool...

Challenged by the Ruby Writers of Pagosa Springs, Colorado and his writing coach, Dr. Janice McIntyre, Curtis V. Smith, Ph.D. offers a sarcastic take on ten of his near-death experiences which he now considers better described as near "life" experiences. All ten short essays...

This is a satirical fantasy book full of humour about a wizard who takes on an apprentice. pandemonium ensues when things go wrong. Suitable for ages 12 and up. The story is fictional.Author: Robin Gilbert WickhamISBN-13: 9798271761966Publisher: Independently PublishedLanguage: EnglishPublished: 10/30/2025Pages: 104Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.33lbsSize:...

Cast, Miss, Repeat. Welcome to the Great American Sport of False Confidence.A Dumb Bass Fishing Guide isn't a manual-it's a field report from the shallow end of human optimism. Written by a man who mistakes chaos for strategy, it's part sermon, part survival log,...

Society has survived scandals, duels, and Almack's lemonade. But nothing prepared it for The Pumpkin Spice Duke.Julian Valente, Duke of Niblick, once commanded Parliament with dignity. Now, thanks to a "demonstration" gone wrong at the Pumpkin Trust, he cannot enter a drawing room without...

Somewhere in France, sometime in the '90s. A group of dotcom millionaires builds the Mountain, a covert project led by Boomer-a founder equal parts charming and unhinged. Drawn by the promise of wealth and influence, young creatives flock to Boomer's ecstasy-fueled house of mirrors....

Strategic Procrastination and Stealthwork Model (SPASM): Practitioner Course HandbookMaster the Art of Workplace Survival While Doing the Bare MinimumAre you tired of watching others get ahead while you drown in actual work? Do you suspect that the most "productive" people in your office are...

WALMERT: THE MUSICALThe only novel guaranteed to make you snort-laugh in public.One disgraced Broadway diva.One thousand hours of retail community service.Zero chance of surviving with dignity.Welcome to Walmert #0711, where the fluorescent lights never sleep and the customers look like they escaped from a...

The Monkey's Odyssey is an allegorical exploration of human desire, ambition, and conscious awareness, tracing the journey from primal instinct to deliberate, purposeful action. The story follows a monkey navigating the jungle-a metaphor for life and civilization-where each stage of pursuit symbolizes milestones in...

You've voluntarily signed up for 20 plus nights of miniature domestic theater - starring a small stuffed spy sent from the North Pole, fueled by your slowly evaporating sanity. You love your kids. You love Christmas. But there's a chance you'll wake up at...

Welcome to the Everyday Town Library-where fiction leaps off the page, time rewinds through the card catalog, and the thesaurus might just eat you alive. In this ten-chapter genre-bending saga, Cliff Ball invites readers into a world where librarians battle curses, footnotes, and interdimensional...

Princeville is the best University in Canada, it is number one in everything, except for affordable housing. The professors don't just teach, they set the example with their cutting edge research and numerous publications. Haylee and Michelle have been evicted from their dorms for...

20+ stories. No easy endings.Moments from ending her life on a bridge, a woman is offered a strange proposition that has nothing to do with saving her. A taxi driver is offered $5,000 to sleep with a client's wife on their anniversary night, and...

The box men takes its influence from a peculiar novel of Kobo Abe's, aptly titled The Box Man.The box men or Or how I learned to love the box, is an unusual type of modern day horror. It holds a mirror up to us,...

There's nowhere left to hide, Nigal, and Mickey must now face the Entity, the prize for the winners. everything! Nigel's bizarre experience reaches its climax, just when he thinks his mind can not be bent any further, it's bent even more. The Reset has...

This is a satyrical expression based on a collection of observations and conversations held during the pandemic of 2020. The perspective offered is from within a space we knew as (mostly) safe- the local grocery store.Author: Erica BaumanISBN-13: 9798314193570Publisher: Independently PublishedLanguage: EnglishPublished: 10/15/2025Pages: 80Format:...

A collection of two hundred and one ultra-short absurd stories that behave like official reports: elevators take the stairs, time sues Tuesday, mirrors issue apologies, libraries purr. Written in a crisp, deadpan voice with a wink of British nonsense, these micro-fables turn bureaucracy into...

SHOT OF WHISKEYby Derek ParsonsHe was five years old the first time he dropped a grown man.Not because he wanted to - because he had to.Whiskey Lee Whitney III didn't set out to become a legend. He was just a quiet kid with a...

A strange fellow on a strange alternate plane during a strange non-descript epoch provides strangers with exactly what they require.Author: V. Campudoni,Andrew Schiavoni,Campudoni/SchiavoniISBN-10: 1711042331ISBN-13: 9781711042336Publisher: Independently PublishedLanguage: EnglishPublished: 10/10/2025Pages: 112Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.35lbsSize: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.27d

Tossing out your old, unwanted hair? No way! Turn those locks into a MANE attraction! Create Your Own Human Hair Handicrafts is an easy, step-by-step guide. Discover 10 simple, but brilliant project ideas for turning your sad scraps into joyful claps! Impress your friends...

The plot is hot.And so is my kidnapper.I'm talking women swooning in the streets kind of hot. Fainting at the sight of his smile kind of hot. Once in a lifetime kind of hot.And he wants me.It would be perfect, really, if he weren't...

She was once the top of her class, the brightest star - now silenced, dismissed, and erased.In Was She an Obedient Daughter or Just a Slave? The author Tasnim Muna unveils a raw, haunting collection of poetry that refuses to whisper. These poems do...

Can you win at inner peace? A tech sponsor launches the Mindfulness Games, paying big money for the calmest mind. Our narrator straps on sensors and tries to out-zen strangers in front of a live audience. Mia-his unamused partner-opts out. Frosty, their Westie, achieves...

When Your Buttocks Is Bigger Than Your Brain is a witty, sharp, and thought-provoking take on the modern obsession with appearances, materialism, and shallow thinking. Through satire, humor, and brutally honest insights, the book explores how society often places more value on looks, status,...

Pastor Jedidiah Crumblethwaite's faith was Texas-solid-until a twelve-year-old asked why dinosaur bones look 68 million years old if the Earth is only six thousand.Suddenly, the devoted Baptist preacher finds himself googling "radiometric dating debunked" at 3 AM, discovering Christmas trees have pagan roots, and...

Welcome to Catfish County, where the river runs deep and the secrets run darker.Perry and Viv Clearwater run a roadside diner and bait shop in the rural South. To the locals, they're just a quirky married couple who serve up chili, bait, and gossip....

Definitely Something, You DecideBy James Allen, The Sawdust Sage(TM)There's a fine line between profound and ridiculous-and James Allen, The Sawdust Sage(TM), walks it barefoot with a grin.In this collection of sharp, satirical, and surprisingly heartfelt reflections, Allen takes readers on a guided tour through...

Step into the legend of Boborama, the world's greatest rock 'n' roll accordionist. From the frozen dumpsters of the Carpathians to the dive bars of America's Deep South, Boborama's story is a fever dream of music, myth, and madness. He is part prophet, part...

Ready to trade your sighs for giggles and your stress for satire? Collected With Smile is your passport to a world where humor reigns supreme and laughter is the ultimate therapy. This delightfully twisted comedy anthology is packed with sharp wit, quirky tales, and...

In his fourth novel, BORN RICH, Geoffrey Paul Gordon weaves one character from each of his previous novels into a parodic tapestry depicting contemporary American social and political life and death. Gordon is the author of SIX PLAYS, including the internationally award-winning SHORT CHANGE,...

THE CONTINUING VERY PRIVATE DIARY OF EMILY JADE MURPHY(Aged 6 Months, and Counting) By Paul Myrphy And you thought the first 6 months were weird! Now it's time to stop being a baby (you are, after all, half a year old now), and to...

Jessie White was raised to be a good boy and a good son. He fell into some decisions that didn't fit that mold. Unable to face the music he went on the lam, flew the coop, absconded. Jesse White invented Jack Black in an...

The Plastic-Covered Couch is a nostalgic, funny poetry collection that dives headfirst into the chaos, quirks, and comforts of growing up in a big family during the 1980s. From powdered drinks and sibling warfare to telenovelas, wrestling matches, and couches wrapped in eternal plastic,...

A collection of poems that weave in biting satire, wit and humour. If you have had your pasty stolen, worked a 12 hour shift with a bladder ready to burst, or questioned whether the world has gone mad...this book is for you.Author: Essie L....

A novel of subsidies, survival, and spectacular nonsenseEveryone in Burokratia agrees on one thing: the government's monthly handout of one hundred credits is a blessing. It feeds the hungry, fuels the economy, and keeps the people happy. It is the solution to every problem-except...

The Very Private Diary of Emily Jade Murphy The world as seen thru' the eyes of the world's most sarcastic new-born! For example: Wednesday February 16th 5.54 p.m. I am not too sure how the Dadsy changes his own nappies, but if it is...

THE HIGHLY UNLIKELY HISTORY OF THE WORLD - PART TWO The second volume of Paul Murphy's ... er, 'unique' take on the historical backstory of the nations of the world. Following on the first book, herein covers New Zealand to Zambia, and provides such...

Are you tired of motivational books that tell you to chase your dreams, hustle harder, and wake up at 5AM? Good. This one's for you.The Art of Mediocrity is not your typical self-help manual - it's a satirical survival guide for those trapped in...

"Chalks, Chickens & Chaalbaaz: The Great Indian Teacher Survival Manual" -They never told you teacher training would be like this...From dodging flying chalk pieces to surviving staffroom politics worthy of a soap opera, welcome to the ultimate field guide for the modern Indian teacher.In...

Some things in life are free-until you realize you've already paid the price.Nia was tired of scraping by, tired of watching everyone else live like the rules didn't apply. So when a chance encounter pulls her into a glittering world of no-cover charges, no-check...

A little monster with a big dream. A mean-spirited boy aspires to become President of the United States while terrorizing his school in this political satire. Twelve-year-old Donnie loves power, and he tries to wield it whenever he can. At school he battles his...

A writer by the name of Carl Franklin is taking a walk in Central Park, when he comes across a little girl, crying her eyes out, because she lost her dolly. Carl tells her to come back in twenty-four hours, while he goes and...

Two of history's most notorious troublemakers-Emperor Nero and occultist Aleister Crowley-trade wildly anachronistic letters in this profanity-laced, laugh-out-loud satire. It's an epistolary roast of power, fame, and bad decisions: murder-yacht "bonding," sex-magick how-tos, spin-doctored fires, tabloid arrests, demon drama, and funeral playlists that slap....

Delta Alpha ChadThe ultimate savage satire of frat bros, wild parties, and the relentless pursuit of alpha status at Miami University.Meet Chad: tall, muscular, impossibly good-looking, and the undisputed king of the frat scene. He throws legendary parties that break campus records, pulls off...

Knight Academy trains heroes, villains, and walking red flags.I'm none of those. I just wanted a normal education.Instead, I got soulbond drama, glitter-based warfare, and classmates who treat trauma like a group project. While the "chosen ones" duel shirtless under blood moons, I'm busy...

What if everyday life is not only absurd, but also feels like every day is a marmot? Welcome to a world in which the boundaries of normality are renegotiated on a daily basis. What do you do when your garden gnome cries relentlessly and...