Fiction - Satire

In his youth, Samuel Eaton idolized as heroes the outlaws, gunslingers, and lawmen written about in the dime store novels of the 1800's, highly exaggerated stories that Samuel believed to be true. Even though he is a fearful and timid man, he ventures out...

The 1990s, and a distant technological world of dial-up, fax, file transfer, bulletin boards and pre-Microsoft wordprocessing. Add to that mix Alistair Wye. His only arts experience is as computer buff for a theatrical properties firm. For the fun of it, he one day...

After the events in Ptohri, the Trinity (Ishi, Mizu, and Hiakuma) continue their journey on the other side of Eyra on the continent of Vorjmon. The Council and Elementalists have been painstakingly proceeding with all premeasures to prevent the Crimson Apocolypse. The Trinity knows...

As the pandemic shutters the world, an improbable band of strangers seeks sanctuary in a remote Hawaiian monastery. What begins as a temporary refuge quickly becomes something far more unsettling-and transformative. Secrets surface, unlikely bonds form, and a shadowy danger begins to close in-and...

Natasha considers identifying her authorizing agency, explaining her mission, clarifying her legal position, describing her allied agents, and debating jurisdictions. Instead, she translates all this into Russian by delivering a front kick to the chest of the suitably surprised ATF agent, ending his amazement...

After a lifetime of performing and attending Renaissance Faires, Michael Todd Gallowglas takes his quill and uses it to pull back the curtain to reveal momentary glimpses of Renaissance Faires... Beyond the Burlap. "Would that I had these verses on my voyages to entertain...

Oh, the irony! Billionaire ladies' man Adam Erb is murdered by lethal valentine candy.On Valentine's Day, notorious bad boy and right-wing podcaster Adam Erb is found dead in the back of his limousine, his mouth stuffed full of erectile dysfunction pills disguised as candy...

All Huck wants for Christmas is a revolution... and donuts. Vive la Revolution!The American Revolution began with the Boston Tea Party. If Huck Carp has anything to do about it, the next people's revolution will begin in the drive-thru of a sleepy donut shop...

Delphyne Shadow is Solomon's ex-girlfriend from hell-literally. At Halloween, she returns for his soul.Back in 1979, when Solomon Zuch and Delphyne Shea were in high school, they shared an intense, romantic liaison on Halloween night. It became one of Solomon's most treasured memories.Twenty years...

When the Earth Day parade's grand marshal is kidnapped, whiz sociologist Huck Carp teams with a hermit calling himself Johnny Appleseed to solve the case.Radical environmentalist Roscoe Alolo has been abducted. As ransom, his kidnappers demand that the village of Golden Springs cancel its...

It's the day before Christmas, and things are a mess!All the kids are a'screaming and building Mom's stress!With Dad on the couch, she's losing all hope.Her in-laws are coming; how will she cope?Author: Blake Schneider,Vincent SpadaISBN-13: 9798887260549Publisher: Amazing Things PressLanguage: EnglishPublished: 11/20/2024Pages: 38Format: PaperbackWeight:...

Are you someone from the 90s who is getting irked to open your social media posts only to see your friends getting married? Are you a woman who is being told that their clock is ticking and every hour one "eligible bachelor" is being...

KGB Carmen, the Vegetarian Vampire Lesbian of SevilleMrs. Worthington is Stinky's biggest client measured by the size and splendor of her pearls. She asks Stinky to help her to reach an agreement with a creative, audience-challenged director / impresario in "Stinky and the Impresario."...

The Antarctic ice sheet collapses and threatens shipping. A mysterious fungus infects pipelines and prevents oil transportation. Jack Griffin and his mobile AI in the meantime investigate how big oil mitigates environmental damage. Here they encounter Cass Anderson. This naturalist by day and eco-terrorist...

"A delight for the senses that will surprise you on every page.""A journey filled with irony, sensuality, and human passions."Catch-all Drawer is an anthology of eight fiction stories where the author transports us with vibrant language to a world full of sensations, fantasy, and...

This book is my first two books "80 Proof Poems and 100 Proof Poems" combined with around 10 original poems added. It's broken down into 4 chapters "Politics, State Of The Nation, Drinking and Life". If you're unfamiliar with my poetry, it's not exactly...

Carafe Half Full is a sequel to Recorked, chronicled several months later. Mike is the Financial Manager at Neutron Star Winery, and has made many good strides improving company operations in his tenure. Now, however, the economy has turned south, placing new pressures on...

Remember when you were a kid, listening to bedtime stories full of classic fairy tales, fables, or nursery rhymes? Maybe you've even read those same stories to your kids. But what if you took those familiar tales, tossed out the rulebook, and filled them...

Embark on a side-splitting journey through the delightfully absurd world of "Write Off!" - the inaugural instalment in a ten-novel suburban saga that seamlessly blends sitcom with surrealism. Imagine the comedic brilliance of 'Bottom' meeting the quaint charm of 'Last of The Summer Wine,...

Webworld has been hacked, every American's private data posted to servers foreign and domestic. So the government makes a special, one-time offer. Start over with the identity of your choosing. And get a clean SSN and state-of-the-art AmeriPhone in return. For Men's Grooming Consultant...

BACK COVER for A Brief History of SinA Brief History of Sin: Miss Havana experiences horrific nightmares as she tries to overcome her dark history. Grasping for redemption she commits an unforgivable sin that lands her in hell ... where she kills Lucifer and...

At a time when political and cultural wars threaten to rip the country apart, Wyoming remains a bastion of conservatism and Republicanism. But backed by a secretive cabal of liberal billionaires, The Project, Inc. is building a new city in Wyoming. It plans to...

Things are not always what they seem... SocratesDon't judge an agent by her cover... Dean Brennan Is she a bodyguard, a Fed, or a domestic terrorist? While on vacation, enjoying a lantern tour, a gorgeous woman loses track of her teenage sister. A cop,...

"A wild comic fantasy for the ages!" Literary Titan A novice magician makes the most powerful war machine in the world vanish into thin air. A Chihuahua wakes up with a human brain and becomes the mayor of Hollywood. And a formidable empire learns...

Award winning film producer and author, J.D. Graves is proud to bring you three novelettes with a common theme.Author: J. D. GravesISBN-13: 9798865957263Publisher: Independently PublishedLanguage: EnglishPublished: 11/13/2023Pages: 122Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.31lbsSize: 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.29d

A GEM ON EVERY PAGE - NOW IN COMIC SANS! Let your mind be blown by the collected wisdom of the human race, now in the most elegant font ever created - Comic Sans. "PROBABLY THE BEST GIFT THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!"- the Author What...

Unleash Your Imagination! Ever wondered what to do if you actually found a woolly mammoth in your backyard? Or how to negotiate with aliens for Earth's survival using reality TV as a bargaining chip? Look no further! "What To Do If You Find a...

All five books from the Royal Riposte series in a single edition. What they are saying about the unputdownable, bestselling phenomenon: "Destined to dominate the bestseller charts" "So real, it feels like it has happened already""Refreshing and imaginative""A treat of a read" It would...

I knew better than to get myself involved with a musician.Especially someone like Irish rocker, Aidan Flynn.It was one lucky gig, meant only to help my family's struggling bar make a comeback.I didn't ask for him to show up, looking like a hot snack.Or...

What would a centuries-old vampire see in a teenage damsel in distress? Nothing. But her grandmother?Cornelius Van Hoyk has been a member of the charmingly undead since 1869. Has he held a passing fancy for a target of his sanguine pursuits? Of course, but...

A story, told as fantasy, of the fierce struggle of a people against injustice and oppression; a fight to regain freedom. Udoka and her heartthrob, Ezenna, after surviving slavery, found paradise-- a land flowing with milk and honey. They invited everyone to enjoy it...

Carlos hears a voice coming from the sky warning him about of the end of the Earth.Author: Raymond Lozada-NegronISBN-13: 9798849651057Publisher: Independently PublishedLanguage: EnglishPublished: 10/30/2022Pages: 196Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.59lbsSize: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.45d

Princess Tundra, who was the ugliest and fattest teen in any kingdom, almost succumbed to a flawed beauty remedy. Trapped in a trance caused by a potion, she had gone most of a year without food. Aside from becoming slim, the rare and precious...

As the title states, The Fiend in His Own Form is a satirical political allegory related in the form of a vampire story. Joshua Hauley is a washed-up middle-aged lout who lets his hormones do the thinking for him one too many times. The...

Newly elected President Horace, must balance cries of party loyalty, illicit affairs and the peoples' desire for European Decampment with fundamental beliefs of the Realists. Meanwhile PROFESSOR HOWE, accompanied by his trusty companion Doris, must ensure that trade negotiations succeed and he gets his...

This book is a collection of funny tales of everyday life. The sole purpose of this effort is just to make you smile or laugh or holler out with mirth. The tales have been placed at a random manner and you can start reading...

Neat has decided she's had enough of life, and wants to erase her existence from the universe. You'd think this alone was difficult enough, but when a wacky cult, a living jail, a giant mall, and even more incredible stuff gets involved, it goes...

As foretold by the prophets of old, a child will be born to an ordinary couple, yet as he grows older they discover he is different from other boys, and also has an extraordinary ability to persuade people towards his own way of thinking,...

Vian Hicily fights his way to the top as an English professor, specializing in arcane-but popular among academics-literary theory. Yes, Professor Hicily tenaciously claws his way to fame and renown by deconstructing great works of the western traditional canon as well as popular pulp...

Tom Full, a 9 year old boy, Wants to become a spy. He's even found something that... resembles- a spy agency! Only there's just a FEW obstacles; he's got to escape school and his mother, form a team, travel to another town, hide from...

Dr. Kenneth Hawkens, an overworked zoologist and Foundation Executive at The Shannon Fund, gives special cell phones made of precious stones to his grantees because they come with a luxury concierge service that can arrange almost everything. Relying on the concierge's wide and varied...

Why do you work for a living, if all you do is kill yourself working? Follow Mike Allen throughout his Insurance career as he grapples with that very question. From a shady Brokerage to the Boardroom, Mike Allen is thrust into the glitz and...

Once upon a time, in a land so close that it is here, and at a time that is now, there came a sickness that spread faster than a rumour of sexual misconduct. To save all, would the Elders of the Seven Tribes send...

The dogs are holding their breath, waiting to see if inserting animal DNA into computer chips will have any effect, so they can halt the human rush to climate disaster. Meanwhile, problems continue to mount, with their Svalbard DNA archive leaking, endangering their future,...

It's a movie within a movie, framed.Pre-Covid-19: Considering herself a modern Feminist Artist cramming The Truth down America's 2020 throat, a director worries about attracting the wrong crowd (prudes and Republicans) to her Art Film... which premieres that summer. Her film's about a stripper,...

Have you ever wanted to be fancy? Then this 100% serious book is for you!Written with 25 years combined experience, these young authors present 7 chapters filled with the best tips on all things fancy. In How to be Fancy, two young authors (ages...

BubblemakersWhen aspiring actress Ruby Tinsel grows weary of the turbulent ride known as the Hollywood Heartbreak, she decides to hightail it back home to Missouri's Ozark Mountains and work for the family business, selling fishing poles. As fate would have it, she's discovered and...

Some towns die of old age, some of corruption from within, some by invasion from without, but it is a special secret sauce composed of all these poisons that have brought on the long slow death of the New England port of New Harbor....

Teen/young adult Short poetry booklove dramaTragedyStory outlineThis book is about a lung cancer survivor who fell in love with the perfect guy. When he knows it's time to say goodbye...he risks his life to make sure she survives.Author: Carol Jenifer LivingstonISBN-13: 9798686221024Publisher: Independently PublishedLanguage:...

Seth Hamilton is a carefree actor, cruise ship singer, openly gay preacher's son, and self-confessed vagabond. And he's perfectly OK with that. One evening, he's minding his own business at his favorite bar in Virginia, when he meets the Reverend Barrett Staple-the most famous...