Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

"A non-stop laughing adventure I want more " - Shawn "Farts, egg salad, boogers and big sisters. My son can relate to all of these and more " - MIke "One of the best fart books I have read all summer " - Jessie...

BONUS - Includes FREE "Amazing Fart-Man" Audiobook Inside That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "The Amazing Fart-Man " You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this...

Hi! I'm Daisy Dreamer and my totally true imaginary friend Posey and I are going on a winter adventure! Oh, and you're totally invited, too! I love snow days! I mean, who doesn't? But do you know what's better than a snow day? A...

Hi! I'm Daisy Dreamer. Join me in the World of Make-Believe and I'll tell you all about my Pretty Pixie Problem. Have you ever met someone who was so pretty on the outside, but maybe not so pretty on the inside? It's totally confusing,...

Hi! I'm Daisy Dreamer and my totally true imaginary friend Posey invited me to his amazing World of Make-Believe! Oh, and this time my best friends Lily and Jasmine are coming, too! Friends are the best. I mean, I don't know what I'd ever...

A band of tiny swashbucklers learn that treasure hunting is risky business in this epic conclusion of a chapter book series about pocket-sized pirates The Pocket Pirates have left the safety of their shelf to search for gold...but dangers await them. The skirting-board mice...

A band of tiny swashbucklers battle the summer heat--and a sneaky spider--in this third book in a brand-new chapter book series about pocket-sized pirates Up on the Pocket Pirates' shelf, the summer heat is rising. Flies are swarming around Button's pirate ship. And Mr...

A band of tiny squash-bucklers go on adventures of epic proportions in this second book in a brand-new chapter book series about pocket-sized pirates! In the junk shop at the end of the street is a dusty old ship in a bottle. And when...

In the tradition of Shel Silverstein's The Giving Tree, a generous giraffe gives away all of his apples to his hungry friends in this winning picture book that begs to be read aloud. Poor starry giraffe: every time he reaches for a yummy red...

After getting a truly terrible grade, Penelope Kingston makes a plan to perfect her grades in the fourth book in the charming Penelope Perfect chapter book series. Penelope Kingston has never, ever messed up on a test--until now. After this Truly Terrible Mistake, Penelope...

Beep and his best friend Bob get blamed for a robbery on a fancy spaceship in this second book in the hilarious, action-packed Beep and Bob series! It's Bob's friend Lani's birthday, and she's having her party on a super luxury space cruiser called...

Meet space-school attendee Bob and his alien bestie Beep in this start to an outrageously funny and action-packed chapter book series that's great for "kids who love funny stories but may be too young for books like -Diary of a Wimpy Kid" (School Library...

Eloise goes on summer vacation in this hilarious Level 1 Ready-to-Read that's perfect for emerging readers. How marvelous! Eloise, Weenie, and Nanny are going on a road trip across the country for vacation! Join them in this fun early reader.Author: Kay Thompson, Lisa McClatchyISBN-10:...

Eloise goes to a Fourth of July parade in this hilarious Level 1 Ready-to-Read that's perfect for emerging readers. How marvelous! Eloise and Nanny are going to a big parade! Come along with them in this fun early reader.Author: Kay Thompson, Lisa McClatchyISBN-10: 1481488198ISBN-13:...

Hi! I'm Daisy Dreamer and my totally true imaginary friend Posey invited me to his amazing world of make believe! Oh, and you're totally invited, too! Remember me? Daisy Dreamer? Of course you do, silly! And you remember my totally true imaginary friend, Posey,...

Billy Sure and Manny Reyes switch jobs at Sure Things, Inc. in the eleventh book of a hilarious middle grade series! Meet Manny Reyes, inventor and CEO of Sure Things, Inc....wait, what?! It's a friendly switcheroo at Sure Things, Inc.! Manny decides to roll...

William Wenton is a code-breaking genius, but now he faces a new threat--one that's lurking inside him--in the second book in the William Wenton series that School Library Journal calls "part Alex Rider, part Da Vinci Code for kids, and part Artemis Fowl." After...

In this hilarious Level 1 Ready-to-Read that's perfect for emerging readers, Eloise learns to cook...or does she? How marvelous! Nanny and the cook try to teach Eloise to cook. But Eloise doesn't think they should bother--she's got room service!Author: Kay Thompson, Margaret McNamaraISBN-10: 1481476807ISBN-13:...

Sam Lyttle learns that sometimes the truth can hurt just as much as a lie in this follow-up to the humorous and cheeky illustrated middle grade novel The Pudding Problem which Kirkus Reviews calls perfect for "fans of Timmy Failure and Big Nate." School's...

A boy must untangle the web of lies he's created in order to prove his innocence in this humorous and cheeky illustrated middle grade novel that's perfect for "fans of Timmy Failure and Big Nate" (Kirkus Reviews). Sam Lyttle is prone to stretching the...

A boy must untangle the web of lies he's created in order to prove his innocence in this humorous and cheeky illustrated middle grade novel that's perfect for "fans of Timmy Failure and Big Nate" (Kirkus Reviews). Sam Lyttle is prone to stretching the...

From National Book Award-winning author William Alexander comes a wryly humorous story about two kids who try to save their town by bringing back its ghosts. Rosa Ramona D?z has just moved to the small, un-haunted town of Ingot--the only ghost-free town in the...

Everyone's favorite know-it-all gives her friends a piece of her mind in this funny Level 2 Ready-to-Read based on the classic Peanuts comics! Lucy gives a lot of advice. Why? Because she knows everything! Charlie Brown, Snoopy, and Schroeder all come to her for...

"An exuberant picture book...Fabulously fun artwork...Fighting crime definitely takes imagination." --The Wall Street Journal "This tale offers the refreshing twist of sibling friendship that parents will applaud. Jinx and the Doom will captivate readers with their irresistible fun." --Kirkus Reviews (starred review) Jinx and...

Anna finds herself on a class trip to Rome in this hilarious final novel in The It Girl trilogy. Anna Huntley, her friends, and her ACTUAL boyfriend (definitely requires shouting) Connor are going on a class trip to Rome This is the ideal opportunity...

From three-time Newbery Honor author Gary Paulsen comes a laugh-out-loud novel about six wacky misfits who get stuck together in a school restroom and discover friendship. It seemed like a normal school day, until a horrible storm forced the very cautious school administration to...

This ode to the alphabet is wickedly funny, smart, and saucy and will have kids saying ABC, again please, you brigand! This wry and winsome picture book is a spicy alphabet soup indeed! With each letter-centric verse introducing you to characters like noisome Naomi...

From award-winning author P.W. Catanese comes the second fast-paced thriller about a twelve-year-old boy who must protect the kinder, gentler underworld from returning to its previous terrifying incarnation. After being rescued from a fiery death by Angela Obscura, an ancient demon from the underworld,...

Behind me, a loud, beastlike roar went up. I turned to see a great hulk of a man -- all hairy jowls and heaving gut -- lumbering from leg to leg in a slow battle-jig. I recognized him at once. His fists were clenched....

Mimi and Shu are in a race to make history (and dessert) in this inventive and fun reimagining of the origins of the Chinese zodiac. Shu the mouse has his eyes set on making history. His best friend Mimi the cat, on the other...

A little girl is excited when her parents tell her she can have a pet. But what kind of pet should she get? She wonders if a baby dinosaur would be a good choice, and how she could take care of it.A picture book...

Uncle Wiggily Longears is the central character in a series of nearly 18,000 children's stories, all written by Howard R. Garis, beginning in 1910. The stories began as a serial in the Newark News, with a new story appearing six days a week for...

Somebody destroyed Santa's computer, and it's Christmas Eve Without the emails, how will Santa know where to deliver presents?Author: Scott SonnebornISBN-10: 1479564850ISBN-13: 9781479564859Publisher: Picture Window BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 08/01/2015Pages: 32Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.45lbsSize: 9.00h x 5.90w x 0.30dAccelerated Reader:Reading Level: 3Point Value: 0.5Interest Level: Lower GradeQuiz...

Don't miss an action-packed, hilarious, heart-warming moment of the bestselling series that inspired the hit movies Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III's best friend, Fishlegs, has been stung by the deadly Venomous Vorpent The only cure is the Vegetable-That-No-One-Dares-Name. But where will Hiccup find such a...

Nerdy foster kid Ian just found out it's up to him to save the galaxy. But the only way he can do it is with help from the hottest girl in school, Arianna - who doesn't remember that she and Ian are exiles from...

Have you ever walked through a bookstore and seen parents with their kids, trying to find a book that's not about fairies, princesses, babies, animals or, even worse, baby animals? That's why you need to experience "Poems of Poop." The topic of poop has...

Just in time for the major motion picture Dolittle starring Robert Downey Jr.--soaring into theaters on January 17, 2020 Journey into the world of Doctor Dolittle, the kind and eccentric naturalist who can speak with animals. Working with original author Hugh Lofting's son, these...

Eloise goes to a baseball game in this hilarious Level 1 Ready-to-Read that's perfect for emerging readers! What better way for Eloise and Nanny to enjoy a perfect summer day than by going to a baseball game?Author: Kay ThompsonISBN-10: 1534415106ISBN-13: 9781534415102Publisher: Simon SpotlightLanguage: EnglishPublished:...

Mr. Russet is the first to spot it. It's right in the middle of the couch. A potato. It doesn't belong there, yet there it is. And he's had enough. "Every day I pick up this, I pick up that, I pick up everything!"...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Vera Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Thelma Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Tess Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Stephanie Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Selena Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Ruby Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Penny Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Octavia Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Mikayla Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Melinda Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Maya Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...