Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

What can you do with a shoe? You can put it on your ear or wear it on your head or butter it like bread or use apple jam instead! What can you do with a hat? You can fill it up with pickles...

The Pigs can't wait to throw their annual Halloween party. But when Grandpa and Grandma Pig eat all of the candy, the Pigs have to make a last minute trip to the market, where Mrs. Pig wins a free shopping spree. Will the Pigs...

Everyone knows that teachers belong in school. But one day, Mrs. Quirk is spotted in the supermarket. And, as if that isn't bad enough, she is later seen trying on skates at the mall. Does she have a secret life? And just who is...

Horace, Morris, and Dolores do everything together and know that they will be Friends Forever...until one day, when Horace and Morris become part of an exclusive boys' club and Dolores finds herself left out. Soon, she, too, finds her own club, where no boys...

In the further adventures of Josh McBroom, the crops grow so fast, you'd better step out of the way when you plant corn, red barns turn blue in the cold, and words freeze still in mid-air. As fresh as ever.--Booklist.Author: Sid FleischmanISBN-10: 0688163645ISBN-13: 9780688163648Publisher:...

Sam Spade, move over In his years on the force, Tough Cookie Busted the Ginger Snaps and broke up the Macaroons. Now living as a private eye at the bottom of the cookie jar, he learns that Fingers has gotten his old partner, Chips....

Now in Knopf Paperback, from the author of Babe: The Gallant Pig, comes the touching story of a "stray" old woman's amusing antics and the large, loving family that adopts her.Author: Dick King-SmithISBN-10: 0679891013ISBN-13: 9780679891017Publisher: Yearling BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 03/10/1998Pages: 144Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.22lbsSize: 7.60h x...

"Martin, a kitten, is branded a wimp' by his siblings for his friendly interest in mice. He loves caring for them and can't understand their desire for freedom. Only when he becomes the pet of a big city apartment dweller does he realize why...

A retelling of Uncle Remus's classic tale of Brer Rabbit written for emergent readers! Brer Fox is always trying to catch Brer Rabbit. But Brer Rabbit is smart! Will he escape from a sticky trap set by that wily fox? Step 2 Readers use...

The second book in this madcap must-read series for 6+ boysYou know when someone's horrible to you in a dream and you wake up really annoyed with them? That's what happened to me with my best friend Bunky.Barry has a new problem: Gordon Smugly...

The seventh book in the brilliant Roald Dahl Funny Prize winning BARRY LOSER Loser series. Perfect for readers aged 7 years + and fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates and Dennis the Menace. It's only a few days into the half-term...

Kara McKormick is told she's auditioning to star in a new teen variety show. It's what she isn't told that could change her life.The feisty New Yorker moves to sunny Orlando to participate in a month-long audition, where she'll live with nine other contestants...

This first book in a delightful new series offers a comforting message for young readers--God loves you very much and is always watching over you What little girl wouldn't love her very own guardian angel? Parents and children alike will be won over by...

Everybody says the old house at the edge of town is haunted. But Wally has some major doubts. Unfortunately, in exposing the hoax he undergoes some of the craziest catastrophes and mass mayhem of his life. To name just a few, Wally experiences: falling...

The fifth book in Dav Pilkey's mega-bestselling Captain Underpants series, now available in Sound-O-Rama George and Harold are always good at using their imaginations, and that drives their mean homeroom teacher, Ms. Ribble, crazy But this time, they've come up with much more than...

The fourth book in Dav Pilkey's mega-bestselling Captain Underpants series, now available in Sound-O-Rama George and Harold are fourth-grade buddies who love practical jokes. When their latest prank drives their science teacher over the edge, their clueless principal, Mr. Krupp, quickly hires a replacement:...

The third book in Dav Pilkey's mega-bestselling Captain Underpants series, now available in Sound-O-Rama!George and Harold have played a trick or two on nearly everyone at Jerome Horwitz Elementary. When their latest prank causes the school's cranky cafeteria ladies to quit, Mr. Krupp hires...

The second book in Dav Pilkey's mega-bestselling Captain Underpants series, now available in Sound-O-Rama!George and Harold are usually responsible kids - whenever anything bad happens, George and Harold are usually responsible! This time, their latest prank backfires, and they accidentally invent an army of...

The first book in Dav Pilkey's mega-bestselling Captain Underpants series, now available in Sound-O-Rama!Fourth graders George Beard and Harold Hutchins are a couple of class clowns. The only thing they enjoy more than playing practical jokes is creating their own comic books. And together...

Three monster brothers get into trouble in a wacky adventure to save their failing pizza parlor Monster brothers Wolfie, Jackson, and Roy are in for some serious competition when the gigantic corporation, Happy Leaf, moves into their hometown of Oak Hollow and wants to...

In the deep ocean, tiny Nugget and big, toothy Fang get along swimmingly--until Nugget's first day of minnow school. There Nugget learns that minnows are supposed to be afraid of sharks! To regain Nugget's trust, Fang takes desperate (and hilarious) measures. But it's not...

When a shopping bag goes missing from the principal's office, a sixth-grade nobody is recruited by Selfie, the most popular girl in the eighth grade, to help solve the mystery in this contemporary middle grade novel. Will be appreciated by readers who enjoy mean...

The Super Happy Party Bears are back in this silly chapter book series filled with full-color illustrations and adorable animals. The Super Happy Party Bears are in awe of their new friend, Butter, a groovy caterpillar who's got the moves. This Jitterbug can breakdance,...

Augie Hobble lives in a fairy tale--or at least Fairy Tale Place, the down-on-its-luck amusement park managed by his father. Yet his life is turning into a nightmare: he's failed creative arts and has to take summer school, the girl he has a crush...

More Strange, Unusual, and Impossible things are happening in The Knight's Armor, the third and final volume in Paul Gamble's hilarious Ministry of SUITs middle-grade series... MEMO: For Ministry of SUITs operatives ONLY Be on the alert! A missing agent (the mother of one...

Beach culture and UFOs collide in this lighthearted adventure story about an alien encounter at an aging Cocoa Beach motel.Twelve-year-old Aidan lives and works at his parents' motel on the Space Coast in Florida, so he's seen a lot of weird stuff. Even his...

Thirteen-year-old Giles is the last person anyone would expect to save the planet. He's not as charming as his little sister, and not as brainy as his goody-goody older brother. But when Giles witnesses an alien realtor showing Earth to possible new tenants, he...

The age-old question of "what will I be when I grow up" gets a hilarious twist in this stylish and clever story. A pup and his father contemplate his grand future while looking at other Great Dogs in their family. Will he be a...

Zoey is at it again with zoo mayhem and swimming drama. What will our fun-loving redhead do in a new town with new friends and a whole new set of wacky dilemmas? Maybe step up as a leader Author: Mikayla LoweryISBN-10: 0999751069ISBN-13: 9780999751060Publisher: Charlie's...

In this second edition of the Elissa the Curious Snail Series book, Elissa Meets her human neighbor Francine. Francine is just as dedicated to prayer as Elissa is and helps kids to learn that they can pray to God anywhere, any time, in any...

One pair, two pair, red pair, blue pair. A naughty little puppy takes a bite out of Gracie's new shorts two times. But after hearing wise words from Father, Gracie makes a different decision the third time around.About The Gracie Series The Gracie Series,...

A delightful little mystery about a tin of popcorn...When Grandma sends popcorn in the mail and Gracie does not receive it, Gracie goes on a huntto find out if her family members can help herto decipher a note left by the mailman. Gracie is...

Children and their parents will appreciate the antics of Milton, a young panda who is up and about long before his friends and family, and who exhausts himself in his efforts to wake up everyone else.Author: Robert KrausISBN-10: 0671669117ISBN-13: 9780671669119Publisher: Aladdin PaperbacksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 04/01/1987Pages:...

Is this the end of the Alien Mission? All things must come to an end -- even sixth grade. But not all things end happily, and it looks as if Pleskit Meenom's year as a sixth grade alien is about to end in catastrophe...

Weird is a collection of random and hilarious stuff, designed to make kids laugh Rap battles against birds and pizzas, poems about eating cake with your feet, flick books, videos, it has it all ... except for anything normal. It doesn't have that.Author: Adam...

Vizby: The Naughty Dog - Book 2Welcome back to Vizby's world Vizby returns to remind you why she is one of the happiest, naughtiest and cleverest dogs of them all. Vizby shows us that she can understand English and Italian, she attends a Vizsla...

Welcome to Vizby's world Welcome to Vizby's world Vizby is one of the happiest, naughtiest and cleverest dogs of them all. Vizby is an irrepressible Hungarian Vizsla. She just lives her life to the maximum and everyone loves her. Here you will join Vizby's...

To Pete, the end of the world is beginning to look like a very good thing. And all the better if it comes before Monday -- before the test and before the substitute teacher blames him for that incident with the aquarium or for...

Rebekah, Mouse and RJ each have their own fun short story series and sometimes they come together, bringing you these special editions. They all love hanging out, solving mysteries and playing pranks together and we hope you will enjoy these special times as well....

How much mischief can two dogs make when they escape their boring home in search of big city glamour and excitement? Plenty. Join Ella and Stukely in their madcap adventure and learn an important lesson along the way. This book is in loving memory...

Here is a story about not fitting in because you are wearing something ludicrous. The Man is booed and neglected because he makes an unusual choice in dress. But watch as perhaps he finds a way to both popularize himself and stay true to...

The author of the bestselling Pinkerton books now tells the story of Mike Fink--king of the keelboatmen, the strongest, rowdiest bunch of fellows ever to work on the Mississippi--the best grizzly and gator wrestler on the river. Full color.Author: Steven KelloggISBN-10: 0613083458ISBN-13: 9780613083454Publisher: Turtleback...

Join Fancy Nancy in a fabulous story about friendship and sharing, complete with fancy stickers Fancy Nancy has so many jewels that her jewelry boxes are overflowing (That's a fancy way of saying she can't even close them.) But when she and Bree decide...

New York Timesbestselling author and artist James Dean takes readers along for a fun, groovy adventure with Pete the Cat InPete the Cat: Tip-Top Tree House, Pete invites all of his friends over to spend time in his tree house. When they climb up,...

Pick a book. Grow a Reader This series is part of Scholastic's early chapter book line Branches, aimed at newly independent readers. With easy-to-read text, high-interest content, fast-paced plots, and illustrations on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and stamina. Branches books...

Join Big Nate and his classmates Gina, Artur, Francis, Jenny, and Teddy, as they navigate the halls of P.S. 38. One thing's for sure: Nate is definitely not the teacher's pet Aspiring cartoonist Nate Wright is eleven years old, four-and-a-half feet tall, and the...

Nikki Maxwell's worst nightmare comes true in book nine of the #1 "New York Times" bestselling Dork Diaries series A certain member of the CCP girls Dork fans know "all" about has gotten her hands on Nikki's diary and has decided to share some...

The original books featuring the scariest creatures from the Goosebumps movie, in theaters October 16, 2015 Amy's ventriloquist dummy, Dennis, has lost his head...for real. So Amy begs her family for a new dummy. That's when her dad finds Slappy in a local pawnshop....

The third Big Nate novel in the New York Times bestselling series by Lincoln Peirce is now available in paperback Diary of a Wimpy Kid author Jeff Kinney says, "Big Nate is funny, big time "Nate's a big deal in his scout troop ....

Nominated for twenty-four state lists and the winner of seven, Humphrey really is everyone's favorite classroom pet So many secrets are flying around Room 26 that Humphrey can barely keep track. Mrs. Brisbane knows a student is leaving, but Humphrey can't figure out which...