Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

Some things you just can't expect. Among them you will find: Bartholomew and the Banana Blizzard. The denizens of Burensburg are threatened by the activity of a thoughtless gold-mining operation, until Bartholomew finds a solution.Esmé and the Eloquent Eggplant. Esmé likes to talk to...

Brand new adventures for Barry Loser in this new series of full colour graphic novels - perfect for fans of DogMan, Bunny vs Monkey and Kitty Quest'RIDONKULOUSLY FUNNY, EVERY KID SHOULD GET THEIR HOOTER INTO THIS TOTAL WINNER OF A GRAPHIC NOVEL'- Jenny Pearson,...

WINNER of the 2022 Purple Dragonfly Book Award - Sports Books. "A fantastic read", "Fun and engaging with lots of laughs", "Plenty of football drama to appeal to middle grade readers", "I recommend this book to all football fans", "As someone who isn't a...

A funny picture book from a leading Dutch children's book author and illustrator August is a tiger, that's for sure, because Mom always says he's wild. And tigers are wild, so August must be a tiger. But what if he becomes a real tiger?...

From Caldecott Honoree Cindy Derby comes an uproarious tale about an etiquette coach and the sentient paint blob that just might teach her proper manners. When etiquette coach Ms. Picklepop teeters off her stool and spills a bucket of paint, a creature emerges. Not...

Discover all the hidden farts in this stinktastic search-and-find picture book adventure that's fun for the whole family! Someone is stinking up the joint! Find out who in twelve search-and-find scenes from a smelly pet show to a whiffy winter wonderland to a rotten...

Mouse warns her array of animal neighbors of a coming storm in this high-spirited rhyming picture book about friendship, teamwork, and communication. When a giant storm appears on the horizon, Mouse rushes to alert her nearby neighbors. And there are a lot of them!...

Henry the Duck takes a trip out to the Wild West where he finds himself up to his feathers in merry misadventure in this fresh and lively picture book from beloved author Robert Quackenbush! Henry the Duck sure gets himself into some sticky situations!...

The third book in the Randy, the Badly Drawn Horse series, in which Randy celebrates Christmas and finds out what all the reindeer fuss is about. It's Christmas, and Randy is decked out in his holiday best. He can't wait to see the pretty...

This beloved bedtime tale with it's gentle rhyme and endearing animals will send kids to bed knowing there's no place like home. Little Bunny, an only child, is so lonely that he can't sleep. But when he asks his friends Squirrel, Skunk, Porcupine, Bear,...

Kids age 5-8 will adore this fresh new series featuring best friends, magical pets and a grumpy, talking cat, with plenty of action, mess and adventure, and a sprinkling of the unexpected. Best friends Cassie and Lina would love to take a pet to...

Even the most reluctant risers will find the fun in the morning routine with this lively role-reversal story about a mama who just doesn't want to get ready!Getting Mama ready for the day can be a challenge... you'd better watch out that she doesn't...

Join Riley Madison as she discovers the superpower that helps her stay on task and avoid embarrassing situations...like chasing the bus in a tutu and only one cowgirl boot!Riley Madison Discovers the Superpower of a List has just been named a Reader's Favorite Award...

It's time for school, dinosaurs! A laugh-out-loud prehistoric school adventure from award-winning team Jane Yolen and Mark Teague.Join everyone's favorite dinosaurs as they ride the bus, read their favorite books, and play with their friends.Playful text and hilarious pictures capture the high-sprited and playful...

Amelia Bedelia's parents say they'll split the cost of a new bike with her, and that means she'll need to put the pedal to the metal and earn some dough. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Chapter Books is an...

When Owen Undersea hears about the surprise birthday party, he wonders why he wasn't invited. All the other Scallywags have invitations. Can the shy little octopus find a way into the party or will he miss the big surprise?Welcome to the School of Scallywags,...

New York Times bestselling author Eliot Schrefer's second installment in the middle grade Animal Rescue Agency series sends your favorite fox and chicken duo on a tropical adventure to save the world's biggest pangolin pop star.After a frigid arctic rescue, Esquire and Mr. Pepper...

Book-It Bunny is back for another reading race! In this story designed to engage early readers, charming characters combine with simple text, lively illustrations, and laugh-out-loud humor to help boost kids' confidence and create lifelong readers! The speedy Book-It Bunny is challenging you to...

Author: Jess BlackISBN-10: 0734419813ISBN-13: 9780734419811Publisher: Lothian Children's BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 05/17/2022Pages: 60Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.22lbsSize: 7.60h x 5.00w x 0.20d

A house full of musical cats who must stay silent? What kind of home is that? When the neighbours hire a guard dog to keep the cats quiet, they need a solution fast. And, as usual, it comes in the form of a little...

Author: Jess BlackISBN-10: 0734419775ISBN-13: 9780734419774Publisher: Lothian Children's BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 05/17/2022Pages: 60Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.22lbsSize: 7.60h x 4.90w x 0.20d

Author: Jess BlackISBN-10: 0734419759ISBN-13: 9780734419750Publisher: Lothian Children's BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 05/17/2022Pages: 60Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.22lbsSize: 7.60h x 4.90w x 0.20d

Two showstopping talents have created a playful and witty nursery rhyme production! Will the cow jump over the moon? Yes, you can, Cow! We believe in you! READY . . . STEADY . . . GO . . . It's the Nursery Rhyme's big...

Don't miss this jumbo workbook from the learn-to-read Bob Books(R) program. It's bursting with stickers and phonics-based activities created specifically for children who are just starting to learn to read!This jumbo workbook is the perfect way to engage young readers, increase reading comprehension, and...

Is your toddler afraid of monsters in the dark? Countless bedtimes have been ruined by a suspect fuzzy beast under the bed, a hideous rhinoceros in the closet, a phalanx of flesh-eating roaches slowly making their way across the ceiling, and the pinnacle of...

The premier first chapter book series, First Stepping Stone Books fills the gap between Step Into Reading and Stepping Stone Books. With a low reading level and outstanding authors, it's little wonder that the reviewers are raving over the series.Author: Barbara ParkISBN-10: 0613019210ISBN-13: 9780613019217Publisher:...

Nobody understands Wallace Wallace. This reluctant school football hero has been suspended from the team for writing an unfavorable book report on Old Shep, My Pal. But Wallace won't tell a lie-he hated every minute of the book Why does the dog in every...

The battle between kids and bots is on in this funny, fast-paced middle grade series--all three books now together in a collectible paperback boxed set! Ken is an EngiNerd: one of a supersmart group of friends--all nerds--who have been close since kindergarten. They may...

Welcome to Elliot's Park!The wild and wacky adventures of a curious young squirrel named Elliot, and the friends who help him solve really big problems. Three complete stories in one exciting volume. 200 pages, 5-9. Over 100 illustrations.Author: Patrick CarmanISBN-10: 8520732151ISBN-13: 9798520732150Publisher: Independently PublishedLanguage:...

Have you ever wondered what your pet was thinking or dreaming? Let your child's imagination soar and dream of adventure as they follow along with two hilarious cats, Simon & Mulan, in their fantastical secret escapades. Told through 32 pages of rhyming story and...

Here comes trouble! A super-dooper picture book featuring the one and only Daisy! When Daisy gets left with a babysitter for the first time, she fibs and says that she usually has ice-cream and chips for tea, never gets dirty, and always stays up...

Goosebumps creator R. L. Stine teams up with the pop-culture phenomenon Garbage Pail Kids for the third volume in this New York Times bestselling middle-grade series.The Garbage Pail Kids are off to sleepaway camp in the third installment of the New York Times bestselling...

Marlon is a feisty cat, Silky a sweet sparrow. Marlon just wants to be friends... but it won't be easy. You'll love this playful, twisty tale about cooling anger, building trust and gaining a friend. Can a cat and sparrow ever be friends? Marlon...

A highly illustrated, funny, and heartwarming story from the point of view of a precocious 11-year-old boy, Tyrell, who copes with his day-to-day stress by hosting an imaginary real-time podcast in his head!Tyrell is a funny, imaginative 11 year-old-heading into his final year at...

"Hello, I'm Kaitlyn Mack. And I'm a two-two!" That is how Kaitlyn's story begins. Kaitlyn Michelle Mack is an energetic, smart, creative, and funny seven year old girl who is starting third grade and loves adventures. Kaitlyn's parents are divorced, and have remarried. Her...

A 2nd in the series of charming 32 page children's picture book told in rhyme about a girl named Winnie who has a wonderful wheelchair. This delightful story is about how Winnie has a great and exciting week helping others despite any set backs....

More determined than ever to move into the attic of the little white house, Square-Eyed Raccoon ventures back to the big city. On her way, she meets the scruffy cat-again! When the cat is scared off by four backstreet raccoon bandits, the square-eyed raccoon...

WHEN MAN MEETS DINOSAURS... ADVENTURE THAT WILL KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES AND MAKE YOU LAUGH AT THE SAME TIME.Mr. Smith, who believes dinosaurs are long extinct, unravels a million years old egg without noticing. The little dinosaur follows him home, terrifies his cat,...

Prince Howls-a-lot's sweet tooth is out of control. Lemon Drop the friendly dragon does his best to teach the stubborn prince the importance of eating vegetables, but will he succeed? The sugar-crazed lad thinks he can outsmart Lemon Drop. A practical hands-on resource for...

'Paddy Poopenhopper's Magic Turds' is an inspiring tale that illuminates the endless ripple effects of kindness. In the quiet town of Goobersvile, legend has it that Paddy Poopenhopper has magic turds that turn to gold. One year, when misfortune hits the town, Paddy's most...

After a chocolate bunny finds himself on the ground outside the shop, he scampers off into the bush to enjoy an adventure of his lifetime.A fun rhyming book for children aged 4-8 years.Warning: The ending could upset some readers.Author: Iveta OngleyISBN-10: 0473567164ISBN-13: 9780473567163Publisher: Iveta...

Prickly the Cactus is lonely. One day, he decides to set out on a quest to find a friend. Prickly learns some fun new vocabulary words as he travels to the countryside, the city, the ocean, and even to the MOON Join Prickly on...

The Oozing Magic Collection Books 1- 3Now you can find this thrilling illustrated adventure all in one place It all begins on a Midwinter's Eve when nine-year-old Dylan and his sister Emily, are plunged into a thrilling magical adventure. Escaping the slimy Whivicks isn't...

Lily, a nine-year-old girl who is witty and wise beyond her years, travels along with her grandparents Nona and Papa on a journey to visit her mother who works in the small town of Pineville. During their trip they come across the little red...

One woman's trash is another boy's treasure A simple wad of chewed gum, discarded on the street, becomes a little boy's gift to enjoy and share Children will love this funny tale of innocence and thoughtfulness for years to come, as I have Author:...

Lucy Kennedy's Friendship Fairies are back with brand new adventures Summer is over and it's time for Emme, Holly and Jess to go back to school. Emme is nervous about her new school, Belle-Spell Castle. She doesn't know anyone and misses her sisters. Holly...

Like most little boys, Matthew is curious, inquisitive, and always into something. His faithful companion, Hedidit, encourages Matthew's imagination... and helps take the blame when things don't go according to plan.Author: Michael HendricksonISBN-10: 1952474442ISBN-13: 9781952474446Publisher: Wordcrafts PressLanguage: EnglishPublished: 01/15/2021Pages: 28Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.14lbsSize: 8.00h x...

School bullies make Billy's life a misery. Can his marvellously magical recipe teach them a lesson they'll never forget?Billy Radcliffe has a miserable life. His classmates pick on him, his teachers call him names and his Poker-playing mother is too busy collecting three-of-a-kind to...

A long-abandoned--and long-haunted--summer camp sets the stage for the sequel to Camp Murderface, perfect for fans of old school scare masters like R.L. Stine and Christopher Pike.There's no such thing as an uneventful summer at Camp Sweetwater.Now that the Vampire Devils beneath the lake...

After she's hit by lightning at a wedding, twelve-year-old Lilah Bloom develops a new talent: she can hear dead people. That's right, she's now a medium--a person who talks to ghosts! Among them, there's her overopinionated Bubby Dora; an old lady fashion designer; and...