Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

Danny Gurkin believes in his heart that the Sluggers are the best team in baseball. There's just the small matter of breaking a century-old curse involving a pretzel, a bubble-gum tycoon, and a missing shortstop. Danny also believes that the outcome of Sluggers' games...

Charlie Hickles' parents are getting a divorce--and for some reason, they actually expect him to understand But Charlie isn't going to take this divorce lying down.Author: Barbara ParkISBN-10: 0375815554ISBN-13: 9780375815553Publisher: Yearling BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 04/23/2002Pages: 144Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.22lbsSize: 7.32h x 5.19w x 0.36dAccelerated Reader:Reading Level:...

A bright and irresistible invitation to reading, You Read to Me & I'll Read to You will inspire a love of reading--and reading aloud--in children and parents alike. Compiled by Janet Schulman, editor of the bestselling The 20th-Century Children's Book Treasury, this anthology is...

This funny and kid-appealing Step 2 early reader is about one small but brave little dog Peanut has a super sniffer. When the toddler in his family wanders off in the grocery store, Peanut's sniffing skills pay off and make him a big hero....

A hilarious satire on small-town prejudiceAuthor: Polly HorvathISBN-10: 0374483671ISBN-13: 9780374483678Publisher: St. Martins Press-3PLLanguage: EnglishPublished: 03/01/1999Pages: 144Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.30lbsSize: 7.68h x 5.18w x 0.36dReview Citation(s): Publishers Weekly 03/22/1999

A revised edition of a beloved collection of wacky poems and lopsided limericks. This expanded reissue...containing one third new material, is sure to tickle the funnybones of a new generation. --Kirkus ReviewsAuthor: William Jay SmithISBN-10: 0374443157ISBN-13: 9780374443153Publisher: St. Martins Press-3PLLanguage: EnglishPublished: 12/01/1990Pages: 176Format: PaperbackWeight:...

It's no mystery: Chet Gecko can't sing. He can't dance. He can't act. Heck, he can't even act normal. So why would he take the lead in Mr. Ratnose's musical version of Shakespeare's Omlet, Prince of Denver? A new case, naturally. The original leading...

Tamika prepares to move in with the Russells temporarily. Meanwhile, Andy makes a surprising new friend--and discovers what family really means.Author: David A. AdlerISBN-10: 0152054464ISBN-13: 9780152054465Publisher: Clarion BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 03/01/2005Pages: 129Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.33lbsSize: 7.60h x 5.50w x 0.43dAccelerated Reader:Reading Level: 3.6Point Value: 3Interest Level:...

Boy, does Andy have troubles! His gerbils escaped and are scampering all over the basement. He's late for school and he sure doesn't want to give that boring Ms. Roman another excuse to call his parents. And he planned to ask his parents today...

Hold on to your fedoras, Gecko fans, a new detective has arrived at Emerson Hicky Elementary. His name's Bland. James Bland. And he immediately cracks a case that has baffled Chet and Natalie. Do our favorite PIs get jealous? You'd better believe it! When...

The charming sequel to Ms. Rapscott's Girls. Children of busy parents attend a whimsical school where they go on magical adventures. For fans of Mary Poppins and The Mysterious Benedict Society. Includes beautiful black-and-white illustrations throughout. Great Rapscott School for Girls of Busy Parents...

Life is cursed for the townsfolk of Twee. The ghost of Miss Annabel Spoon haunts their every waking hour and they've had enough But then one day, the brave and practical young Herbert Kettle has the most extraordinary idea.Author: Aaron BlabeyISBN-10: 0143506218ISBN-13: 9780143506218Publisher: Puffin...

Stanley Paste is small. Really small. And he hates it. But when a new girl arrives at school, Stanley learns that perhaps being small is not so bad after all.Author: Aaron BlabeyISBN-10: 0143505505ISBN-13: 9780143505501Publisher: Puffin AuLanguage: EnglishPublished: 05/22/2013Pages: 32Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.22lbsSize: 10.60h x 8.70w...

This never-before-seen twist on time travel adventure explores the theme of accepting those who are different--and having the courage to join them. The moment Ambrose Brody steps into a fortune-teller's tent, he is whisked into a quest that spans millennia with his best friend,...

Are you average? Normal? Forgettable? If so, the League of Unexceptional Children is for you! This first book in a hilarious adventure series is for anyone who's struggled to be noticed in a sea of above-average overachievers. What is the League of Unexceptional Children?...

If you like the Avengers, Justice League, or The Incredibles, then you'll love this family of superheroes This new chapter book series is perfect for reluctant readers. Everyone in Peter Powers' family has super awesome superpowers--except Peter. All he can do is make ice...

If you like the Avengers, Justice League, or The Incredibles, then you'll love this family of superheroes This new chapter book series is perfect for reluctant readers. Everyone in Peter Powers' family has super awesome superpowers. His dad controls fire with his mind, and...

Beware the secrets of the swamp... Aidan and Olivia live in a creaky old house on the edge of a dirty, swampy lake. Craving some excitement, they convince their parents to let them camp out by the lakeshore under a full moon, with only...

This gleefully illustrated space adventure is a laugh on every page. That's a lot of laughs Kelvin Klosmo isn't just the new kid at school -- he's the new kid in the galaxy Welcome to Sci-Fi Junior High: an inter-galactic space station with students...

After Pumpkin Pete accidentally blows up the League of Big Justice and the Sidekick Super Clubhouse, the superhero trouble begins.Author: Dan Danko, Tom MasonISBN-10: 031615895XISBN-13: 9780316158954Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young ReadersLanguage: EnglishPublished: 06/01/2005Pages: 144Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.33lbsSize: 7.76h x 5.70w x 0.32dAccelerated Reader:Reading Level:...

This new format, crafted specifically for younger readers, features the original Tintin graphic novel plus brand-new content. Go "behind the scenes" with the true story about people, places and antiquities that Hergé drew from, filled with fun facts, lots of pictures, and easy-to-read text!...

The bond between best friends is put to the test as they compete for spelling bee glory in this novel from National Book Award finalist Julie Anne Peters. Best friends Kimberly and Ann both have a dream to make it to the National Spelling...

Space hero Super Ace is called to planet Joop to fix a galactic space traffic jam. He and Sidekick Ned can't even get to the planet because there are wrecks everywhere. Super Ace tries to use his super powers (strength and good looks) to...

A big brother pleads with God to help him write an ad to get rid of his sister--but soon realizes she isn't all that bad after all. For children aged 4-6.Author: Michelle Medlock AdamsISBN-10: 0310714699ISBN-13: 9780310714699Publisher: ZonderkidzLanguage: EnglishPublished: 06/10/2007Pages: 32Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.16lbsSize: 9.00h x...

Welcome to Wise Acres, where the sassy kids go. In the seventh installment of Heck, Dale E. Basye sends Milton and Marlo Fauster to Wise Acres, the circle reserved for kids who sass back. In Wise Acres, the cleverest, snarkiest, put-downiest kids debate and...

Readers of Diary of a Wimpy Kid will love Cheesie's wacky lists, drawings, and made-up words as he tells the story of the weirdest election in the history of the sixth grade In his third adventure, Cheesie and his best friend, Georgie, are off...

Chicken? Abner is not a chicken, no matter what his brother Derek says. But when it comes to giving a speech in front of the whole town, Abner is . . . well . . . he's more than a little nervous. Then his...

"Melonhead and his friends inhabit a world . . . where inventiveness and camaraderie reign supreme." --Kirkus Reviews For fans of Judy Blume's Fudge titles as well as Carl Hiaasen's Hoot. Anybody who is eleven needs an allowance My parents don't agree. Neither do...

What would you do to win a dare war? In a humorous and insightful novel reminiscent of her award-winning titles The Thing About Georgie and Umbrella Summer, Lisa Graff tells the story of fourth-graders Kansas Bloom and Francine Halata, who start out as archenemies,...

Eleven-year-old twins Oliver and Celia Navel could care less about adventure and they really do not like excitement. They'd rather be watching television. Unfortunately for them, their thrill-seeking parents have dragged them from continent to continent their entire lives. But when their mother goes...

Best friends Raymond and Graham couldn't be more excited for the start of baseball season. But can they defeat their rival team and win the minor league championships? On the long road to glory, they must contend with plenty of trials and humiliations, including...

With his bag of detective tools in hand, Detective Jeffrey Bones can solve any mystery. Good thing, because Mr. Green has lost his school bus Will Detective Bones be able to solve the case? Find out in this Level 3 readerAuthor: David A. AdlerISBN-10:...

Hectate Tenbury-Smith can turn people into animals, and create new animals out of thin air. She's an animal witch, and a recent graduate of a school for good witches. Determined to make the world a better place, Heckie befriends a boy named Daniel, and...

A rollicking high seas adventure for beginning readers about two feisty and funny pirates.Sail the seven seas in this swashbuckling adventure! Together with their faithful parrot, Squawk, Captain and Matey sing and dance, rescue a stranded pirate, and hunt for buried treasure.Though these two...

Buzby the kitten goes out to look for his first job and finds work as a busboybut he makes a few mistakes. "His sweetness wins him the support of some VIP customers, who won't let management fire him when Buzby's errors become too public....

Four Aunt Eater Mysteries A stolen traveling bag . . . A mysterious black shadow on the wall . . . A thief next door . . . A disappearing cat . . . Don't worry, Aunt Eater is on the case.Author: Doug CushmanISBN-10:...

When a big bad wolf moves to town, it would seem that the chicken sisters' fate is sealed, but in a clever twist, the eccentric trio saves the day. The unwitting wolf proves to be no match for the good intentions of these itching-sweater-knitting,...

"[In] a joyous twist on the counting-book concept, a girl decides how many elephants are needed to pull a train out of a tunnel, paint the ceiling, go to the beach. . . .Bond's well-executed illustrations [project] a contagious sense of movement. A puckish...

Ralph, the opera-loving short order cook at the diner on Pier 46, helps to save his favorite singer from the clutches of tough rat kidnappers. 'Brisk, entertaining melodrama.Author: Thacher HurdISBN-10: 0064430588ISBN-13: 9780064430586Publisher: HarperCollinsLanguage: EnglishPublished: 08/12/2008Pages: 32Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.23lbsSize: 9.01h x 6.98w x 0.11dAccelerated Reader:Reading...

0nce upon a time a miller's daughter was given an impossible task by a cruel and greedy king. She had to spin straw into gold. And who should show up to help her but an odd little man named Rumpelstiltskin.According to tradition, the gold-bedazzled...

A MULTI-VOICE RECORDING OF AN UPSETTING BOOK, NOW ON VINYL.Features a transparent sea foam green record and full-length digital download of the A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning audiobook.Like a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of...

Goonies meets the humor and heart of Gordon Korman in this new adventure full of nonstop action and spot-on humor from the critically acclaimed author of Float.The McNeil family has always been professional hoaxers--tricking bystanders into believing they're seeing legendary creatures like Bigfoot and...

#1 New York Times bestselling author Margaret Stohl and Lewis Peterson's hilarious middle grade debut has it all: robot overlords, secret feline agents, and earthling humans who are in for a real catastrophe.With examples of why coding is fun and other STEM applications cleverly...

A brother and sister enjoy a brilliant day full of spills, thrills, and silly adventures in this playful story comprised only of words that contain a double L (such as spills, thrills, and silly) The spare, engaging text works as an interactive read-aloud, and...

Rabbit likes to leap before she looks. Possum is a little more cautious. Together, they are a dynamic duo ready to charm fans of Frog and Toad or Toot & Puddle Rabbit has been preparing all day for her best friend Possum's visit, but...

New York Times bestselling author, Food Network star, and The Pioneer Woman herself, Ree Drummond, is back with the second book in the Little Ree picture book series Little Ree and her best friend, Hyacinth, love learning to bake with their grandmothers, especially when...

The adorable mini-pigs and Instagram sensations Prissy and Pop (@prissy pig) star in their very own picture book All Pop wants to do is go to the beach. But Prissy has other plans. After a trip to the garden, a stop at the market,...

Paddington has warmed the hearts of generations of readers with his earnest good intentions and humorous misadventures. This edition of the classic novel contains the original text by Michael Bond and illustrations by R.W. Alley.If Paddington Bear learned anything from his Uncle Pastuzo, it's...

New York Times bestselling author Patrick Carman delivers a modern reimagining of the classic Mary Poppins tale in this story about family, grief, and healing--with a dash of magic Stanley Darrow isn't sure what to expect when the mysterious Mr. Gedrick appears on his...

Bob and Joss return for another hilarious adventure as they hike in circles through the woods (without a clue about where they are going) From dynamic author Peter McCleery and esteemed children's book illustrator Vin Vogel comes a fun, rib-tickling escapade where this unmatched...