Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

The Strangest Creature You've Never Seen! If you were to describe the Thingamajig, you'd say he's a bit like a Whatsit but not as big. Sort of a Watchamacallit but not as scary, or an Oojamaflip - but not as HAIRY!The Thingamajig is another...

My name is Charlie Chucky. I am in the sixth grade, I play soccer and I am the son of an international super spy. On Wednesday, a group of ninjas attacked and captured all the world's super spies Luckily, I was able to escape...

Sukey gives a tiny plant to Harry's mum as a gift, and Harry places the pot on the window ledge in the sun to grow. Read what happensAuthor: Hanneke Koop, Fionna SheppardISBN-10: 1505216222ISBN-13: 9781505216226Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing PlatformLanguage: EnglishPublished: 12/14/2014Pages: 52Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.25lbsSize: 8.50h...

All Creatures Great and Small - This Boy Has Got Them All! Jimmy's got a poodle, a bulldog and a golden retriever, plus a badger, a fox and a Canadian beaver. He's also got a rabbit, a gerbil and a hare, as well as...

Little Iffy is a griffin who is afraid to fly. Flying means up. What if he goes up and never comes down? But his friends are always here to help, and Eggs Pegasus is hatching a plan...This sweet, funny story of friendship is a...

Stu Truly is the coming-of-age story of 12-year-old Stu as he struggles to navigate the murky waters of adolescence when he finds himself living a lie-that seems to be growing beyond his control-to impress the new girl in school. When Stuart Cornelius Truly first...

In book eight of the Ella and Owen series, the dragon twins finally make it home, only to find it overrun with uncontrollable gremlins! lla and Owen return home to chaos caused by their dad's destructive new pet gremlins. Then Owen remembers that hair...

In the seventh book in the Ella and Owen series, the dragon twins meet unicorn twins who just cannot seem to get along. On their journey home, Ella and Owen come across unicorn twins who each believe they are better than their twin. The...

Everyone's favorite veggies with wedgies are back...and ready to rock in this rollicking board book about the Elastic Band and their big new hit, "Doin' the Wedgie!" It's time for Farmer John's annual talent show, and the Veggies with Wedgies are all set to...

Emma needs a break from big-sister duty--or her summer will be anything but sweet Emma is not thrilled with always having to rearrange her schedule so she can babysit her younger brother, Jake. Now Emma's parents have broken some news that really threatens to...

Yuck creates an amazingly gross invention and tries to outlast his sister on an outdoor adventure in these two delightfully disgusting tales. In "Yuck's Robotic Bottom," Yuck is determined to win first prize for the best invention in school. He's got gross gadgets galore...

Zack wants to go back to Earth for a white Christmas--but it turns out a green Christmas is just as cool Christmas is just a few days away and Zack Nelson can't wait to get back to Earth and spend it with his relatives...

An unassuming werewolf joins forces with a teen vampire in this humorous addition to the Totally Lame Vampire series. Luke Thorpe is great at math and terrible at sports. He prefers to stay in the background when possible, but suddenly he's found himself howling...

Have a happy birthday--the backwards way! Full of fun and based on the hit song from Tom Chapin and John Forster, this is a celebratory birthday bash like no other. Put your clothes on inside out, heat up the ice cream, and hang on...

Lenny and Mel are back -- but they're undercover. The boys are on the school paper, writing about after-school clubs as only they can ("Chess Team...Fun time or deadly sport?"). The brothers pose as members of the Glee Club, where they question the meaning...

Inch and Roly and their friends are hiding, but they will have to be careful--this is a very small hiding place In this story full of gentle humor, Roly Poly and her friends squeeze into a hole to hide from a bird. But it...

Monkey and Robot are the best of friends--and they have the best of adventures! This chapter book includes four (more!) playful stories. Monkey always gets in the wildest of messes. And Robot is always there to help him out. After all, what are best...

Meet Max and Milo, two hilarious beaver brothers who make going to sleep an up-all-night adventure. Milo can't get to sleep: He tosses and turns; he turns and he tosses. And then finally he calls on his older brother: "MAX WAKE UP " But...

In this start to a hilarious middle-grade fantasy trilogy, Max Spencer discovers that a killer unicorn is hunting him. It wasn't Max Spencer's idea to fight robots, lead an army, or save the world--it just so happens that he's the only living person who...

"That William Lewis really thinks a lot of himself," I said. "He's such a smartarse." "Hhmm,"said Lucy, grinning. "That's what he said about you too." "He did? What a cheek! God, he annoys me. I really hate him." Lucy, TJ, and Izzie exchanged knowing...

The girls are all off on a school trip tp Florence. For Lucy, it seems like a dream come true, as she longs to be a dress designer, and she gets to take in all the Italian fashions. It also provides a diversion from...

In the zany and humorous fourth book of National Book Award winner M.T. Anderson's Pals in Peril series, Jasper Dash and his friends must escape the clutches of The Awful Autarch Having mopped up their last crime-fighting caper, our three heroes--Lily Gefelty, Katie Mulligan,...

Unconditional loathing is monsterly love in this sweetly humorous picture book. Just how much does Big Monster loathe Little Monster? Let it count the ways.... I loathe you more than tooth decay More than blizzard snow in May More than garbage in a dump...

The classic fairy tale The Three Little Pigs is retold with a silly twist in this playful, interactive format that's sure to keep little ones laughing. Readers can turn the wheel on each page of this paper-over-board book to choose the correct word needed...

A perky pup trades in his country life for some city adventures in this humorous picture book companion to A Day in the Life of Murphy, from Caldecott Medalist Alice Provensen. Spend the day with the irresistibly mischievous Murphy as he ventures into the...

Twelve-year-old Alexis "Alex" Evins is a loner, a tomboy and a first-class prankster, following in the not-so-glorious footsteps of her older twin brothers, Parker and Nick. When the Evins siblings play a prank that goes just a tad too far (resulting in setting a...

Nigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager . . . he's a vampire. But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it Instead he's got acne, a voice that...

Louise the Big Cheese is determined to make the grade in school this year and that means straight As. But she's stuck with the toughest teacher ever. Will Louise make the grade?Author: Elise PrimaveraISBN-10: 1442406003ISBN-13: 9781442406001Publisher: Simon & Schuster/Paula Wiseman BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 07/19/2011Pages: 40Format:...

Louise the Big Cheese is back, and she's charming as ever...but is she VIP? "Dream big" is Louise the Big Cheese's motto. But try though she might, she's still feels like plain old Louise. Her new friend Claire E'Claire holds the promise of stardom...

2016 Audie Award Finalist for Young Listeners Tony Award-winning Broadway legend Bernadette Peters gives voice to The Plaza Hotel's most iconic resident as she makes her audio debut in The Eloise Collection. Kay Thompson's beloved Eloise books have never been available on audio...until now!...

2014 Audie Award Finalist for Children's Titles for Ages 8-12 "Librarians often say that every book is not for every child, but The True Blue Scouts of Sugar Man Swamp is" (The New York Times). Meet Bingo and J'miah, raccoon brothers on a mission...

Snow White is just TOO nice and always helping other people out. She never has a moment to herself She asks her magic mirror for advice but will she ever really listen to the answer? Snow White must learn to say no if she's...

After the Goldilocks break-in, Mr. Bear is extra anxious. He installs a state-of-the-art alarm system and insists that Mrs. Bear and Baby Bear use it at all times. But it soon gets to be too much when he starts worrying about what might happen...

This delightful New York Times bestselling chapter book series, from the award-winning author of Pax, is a modern classic that has been keeping readers engaged and laughing as they follow the hijinks of Clementine, a clever and quirky third grader who's the most spectacular...

"Brilliantly relevant, playful, and compassionate." -Abby Hanlon, author of Dory Fantasmagory A princess and a revolutionary form an unexpected friendship in this charming, illustrated chapter-book series, perfect for fans of Judy Moody and Clementine! Princess Miranda does not want to go to school. She...

Runt Higgins needs answers, fast. Someone cursed him to die on his sixteenth birthday-- but no one seems to know who cursed him or why. He decides he must find the Great Library, where all true knowledge is stored. Unfortunately, the only people who...

All is peaceful between the zombies and the humans of Quirkville . . . until an unexpected alien invasion causes widespread panic and chaos! As the aliens run rampant, demanding something mysterious in their alien language and coating the town in cosmic grape jelly...

Welcome to Dr. Critchlore's School for Minions, the premier trainer of minions for Evil Overlords everywhere. No student is prouder to be at Dr. Critchlore's than Runt Higgins, a twelve-year-old werewolf. (At least he thinks he's twelve. He was abandoned at the school as...

Lyle Hertzog and his friends Marilla and Dave are the Qwikpick Adventure Society, three kids who seek out big adventures in their seemingly quiet hometown of Crickenburg.Tour a sewage plant? They've done it. Break into an abandoned research facility to spot a rat with...

Lyle Hertzog and his friends Marilla and Dave are the Qwikpick Adventure Society, three kids who seek out adventure in their seemingly quiet hometown of Crickenburg.On the hunt for their next big adventure--something to top the Fountain of Poop, if that's even possible--the kids...

When film-loving twins Joules and Kevin Rockman left their summer camp, they thought their days of fighting evil bunnies from outer space were over. Surely there won't be giant rabbits bent on world domination at their school, right? Wrong. Luckily, these bunnies aren't FLUFFS...

For use in schools and libraries only. A young boy and his Norwegian grandmother, who is an expert on witches, foil a witch's plot to destroy the world's children by turning them into mice.Author: Roald DahlISBN-10: 1417786167ISBN-13: 9781417786169Publisher: Turtleback BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 08/16/2007Pages: 208Format: HardcoverWeight:...

Calling all puppies The White House is looking for a pet When word spreads far and wide around the globe that the First Family is looking for a pet, animals of all sorts want the part: puppies from Egypt, India, and France; a Neapolitan...

In New Girl in Town, Liberty is settled in at the White House but off to a rough start at her new school. It's hard being the new girl, especially since she has to bring along a bodyguard. And do the other kids only...

Parents and children love to play "question" games: Would you eat spaghetti made with gummy worms? Would you wear your clothes backwards all day? Sometimes the answer is "yes" and sometimes it's "no"--but the fun is in the asking. Gifted writer and educator Esme...

Weezer is an ordinary puppy. He barks. He slobbers. He tinkles on the carpet. But then something happens that changes him - and the world may never be the same. Simple yet profound, funny yet serious, this touching story will remind even the skeptics...

Sophie Peterman is here to tell you the truth about babies. Babies are not sweet. Babies are not precious. Babies are not cute. Babies are... What, you thought she'd just give it away? Well, here's a hint: It's not pretty Author: Sarah WeeksISBN-10: 1416986863ISBN-13:...

Amelia embarks on her most epic adventure yet in this final addition to the Amelia Rules graphic novel series. From surviving her parents' divorce, to withstanding the terror of Joe McCarthy Elementary, to handling devastating crushes (not-so-)gracefully, Amelia Louise McBride has weathered her share...

Amelia McBride may be growing up, but she's feeling down. If there's one theme to her life, it's that nothing lasts: not her parents' marriage, not Aunt Tanner's support, not the clubhouse for the Gathering of Awesome Super Pals (G.A.S.P.), not even her new...

This colorful, young read-aloud about all things canine is doggone fun. Woof! Sit. Stay. Roll Over. But, dogs can do so much more than that! Sledding. Shedding. Inspecting. Protecting. Paddling laps. Dancing? Perhaps! Be it a working dog or a playing dog, man's best...