Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

Keith Emerson discovered the cure for the common fart when he invented Sweet Farts. At age ten, Keith is a self-made millionaire who runs a science lab and is in charge of his own company--so what could possibly be bothering him? Well, his four-year-old...

Cue the trumpets As the legendary 5th grade medieval banquet at Dana Elementary nears, 11-year-old Aldo Zelnick and his friends Jack and Bee develop knight fever, don homemade armor, and undertake quests as simple as cleaning up trash in the neighborhood park, as chivalrous...

If there's a more inopportune date for an elementary school boy to have a birthday than February 14th, Aldo Zelnick wants to know what it is. With his 11th birthday -- and Valentine's Day -- fast approaching, Aldo plans a guys-only party with absolutely...

It's October, and Aldo thinks he's Einstein. Gloating over his epic first-quarter grades and test scores, he even decides to dress as the iconic scientist for Halloween. But his bubble bursts when he realizes he's not living up to expectations in one class, Espal,...

Aldo Zelnick is not an athlete like his older brother or a rock collector like his best friend; he's just a regular kid who likes to draw. One summer Aldo's grandma, Goosy, gives him a sketchbook in which to record all of his ideas...

Just how humdrum is 10-year-old Aldo Zelnick's life right now? So humdrum that he sets out to measure which January day will be the most boring. So humdrum that Jack and Bee succeed in getting him to try some weird hobbies. So humdrum that...

The Zelnick family likes Christmas a lot, but Aldo--whose plan to get presents galore may be running into a glitch--does not. He thinks that "giving being better than receiving" is gobbledygook and doesn't understand what the "Adopt-a-Family Tree" at the mall has to do...

Ten-year-old Aldo lives with his family in Colorado. He's not athletic like his older brother; he's not a rock hound like his best friend; and he is none too fond of the outdoors--but that doesn't mean he doesn't have a passion. Aldo is passionate...

Hey Wimpy Kid fans You'll love this series too As summer draws to a close, 10-year-old Aldo Zelnick travels to the Anderson farm in Minnesota for a family vacation. Aldo's mom is eager for him to experience her favorite childhood pastimes such as shucking...

Wimpy Kid and Dork Diary fans, meet Aldo Zelnick Ten-year-old Aldo Zelnick has decided it's fun to be artistic, and when his grandma Goosy gives him a second sketchbook, Aldo fills it with more comic drawings, fun words, and accounts of his extraordinary adventures...

In his rowboat, Trosclair and his dog Ollie can get just about anywhere on the Louisiana Bayou where the live, even to Bee Island Swamp, the very best place to find turtle eggs. But Trosclair has been warned not to go there because Gargantua,...

Morning comes with hum and hurry, Clatter, patter, scramble, scurry.Who can sleep through all of that?Who can sleep? It's Nat the Cat!Nat has a talent for sleeping all day long. Name any place in the house and Nat can sleep in, on, under, or...

Two modern-day children. A pair of old shoes. And a time-traveling adventure.Join Taki and Toula as they're launched back to the days of Ancient Greece. In this adventure Taki and Toula arrive at Mount Olympus. Zeus is having an argument with his brothers, Hades...

For many years Lily has collected virtually every kids jokes shared with her. This book - '101 of the Best Kids' Jokes Ever - Volume 1' - gives the collection a public release for the first time. The book also is a modern take...

If you can't stop causing trouble but do it with a grin... is it still your fault? At the bottom of Granny Fran's garden, past the redcurrant bushes, lurks The Gobbler. But this child-munching black hole is the least of Charlie's worries. What's that...

Skateboarder Michel is freaking out as his cousin Romain has gone missing. Michel sticks his head through a hole in the garden fence and is sucked into a giant vortex. He ends up in a mysterious corridor, with doors leading to strange worlds. He...

Skateboarder Michel is freaking out as his cousin Romain has gone missing. Michel sticks his head through a hole in the garden fence and is sucked into a giant vortex. He ends up in a mysterious corridor, with doors leading to strange worlds. He...

Dyslexia-Smart: tailored for dyslexic readers but can be read by anyone. This is a compilation of three stories by different writers, each with a different twist. We meet a talking football, a drowned smuggler and an apparition that appears out of the loo. Plenty...

Dyslexia-Smart: tailored for dyslexic readers but can be read by anyone. Printed in full colour, with a different tint on each page of text, this is an attractive little book. Johnny has amazing dreams and they can all come true. In this story Johnny...

Boris the reindeer was meek and mild, yet in his dreams he was brave and wild. But whenever there was danger about, you could certainly count poor Boris out He wished he was daring and loved thrills of all sorts, like snowboarding, bungee jumping...

On Christmas Eve Santa and Rudy are full of good cheer - but what do they do for the rest of the year? Snuggle in and gather round, everyone, For a whole lot of laughter and seasonal fun The Twelve Months Of Christmas is...

Three great Ricky Rocket stories in one. Watch Ricky Rocket swoop, whoosh, climb and dive. The only Earth boy on the planet of Hammerhead is learning to fly his rocket, without stabilisers Will he be as Brilliant as his hero, Lord Vorg, the master...

Charlie Bumpers juggles school bullies and a wacky scheme to keep his best friend from moving in this heartfelt conclusion to Bill Harley's beloved middle grade series. When Charlie learns that Hector's family is moving back to Chile at the end of the year,...

Charlie Bumpers juggles school bullies and a wacky scheme to keep his best friend from moving in this heartfelt conclusion to Bill Harley's beloved middle grade series. When Charlie learns that Hector's family is moving back to Chile at the end of the year,...

ARCHIE AND ME VOL. 2 is the second of a chronological collection of titles featuring the classic series. This is presented in the new higher-end format of Archie Comics Presents, which offers 200+ pages at a value while taking a design cue from successful...

THE NEW ARCHIES is the complete collection featuring the classic series. This is presented in the new higher-end format of Archie Comics Presents, which offers 200+ pages at a value while taking a design cue from successful all-ages graphic novels. Take a trip back...

Eight dogs hold a political meeting together to change the lives of dogs for their convenience. There are twenty-three amendments that go the dogs' way. Things may sound funny, but to us dogs, it's very true. At the end, we trick humans into giving...

This delightfully imaginative book catalogs eleven fantastical inventions of magical toys, with detailed descriptions and vivid illustrations that will make kids want to create their own fantastic toys Fantastic Toys is a dream catalog of eleven marvelous inventions, magical toys that would make the...

Totally original and totally unputdownable. - Mo O'Hara, New York Times bestselling author of the My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish series on How to Sell Your Family to the AliensPopular New Yorker cartoonist Paul Noth continues his laugh-out-loud, illustrated middle grade series about a...

Watch out for muddy puddles Because you never really know ... what there might be lurking down in the depths below.Have you ever thought about what could be in the world below the surface of puddles? Join in as one boy finds that some...

Fans of quirky, irreverent humour will squeal with delight at The Easter Bunny's Outer Space Adventure After the dramatic events in The Easter Bunny Invasion, Mildred the Easter Bunny is plunged into peril once more when her flying egg factory is mysteriously sucked into...

Owning a pet is a huge responsibility, especially when that pet breathes fire or bursts into flames Putting a spin on classic pet guides, this series details how to care for magical pets through witty, conversational text that explores life cycles, how much food...

Has a fly ever bothered you? Would it keep coming back when you tried to wave it away? This family has the same problem. There is a pesky fly in their house driving everyone crazy. Find out what that buzz-buzz-buzzing fly is up to....

Tom the turkey travels worldwide every year to escape from becoming someone's Thanksgiving dinner. Do you think he will be able to do it again? You will have to read this book to find out.Author: Natasha NealISBN-10: 1642990639ISBN-13: 9781642990638Publisher: Christian FaithLanguage: EnglishPublished: 02/15/2019Pages: 26Format:...

Discover Bright Owl Books! This super simple beginning readers series, created by best-selling Step into Reading author and illustrator Molly Coxe, features vowel sounds - basic building blocks of reading - and only around 100 words in each book. With a note to parents...

Brunhilda the witch loves making trouble. Each morning, she wakes up on the wrong side of the bed, puts on her ugliest dress, eats spider mush for breakfast, and brushes her teeth with candy. Then she looks in the mirror and happily observes, "You...

Trudy and Tina make a great team and are excited about the Winter Carnival. But will there be enough snow and ice? Discover how the twins save the day for everyone.Author: Jeff DinardoISBN-10: 1634407504ISBN-13: 9781634407502Publisher: Red Chair PressLanguage: EnglishPublished: 08/01/2019Pages: 32Format: Library BindingWeight: 0.55lbsSize:...

Today the class is headed home from a field trip when the Space Bus has a problem. Ms. Bickelblorb must make a landing on the mysterious planet Earth. Readers will enjoy the fun on the unexplored planet.Author: Jeff DinardoISBN-10: 1634402502ISBN-13: 9781634402507Publisher: Red Chair PressLanguage:...

There's more in store for this snack-time crew in the second set of Little Lunch stories based on the hit Australian TV series. Little Lunch is the best time of day for the kids in Mrs. Gonsha's class, and there's always something interesting going...

Bandit is a lovable, sometimes mischievous raccoon who finds himself in foster care with complete strangers, new rules, and many confusing emotions. He eventually works his way through the emotional conflicts to find happiness and acceptance. The story is told from the perspective of...

Wiklin Tales is a series of five tales covering various behavioural traits and aspects of children's lives that both children and parents are familiar with. From tantrums and sharing to safety and just plain quirky fun. Join Pun, Nep, Tip, Jem and Hum in...

Catch the latest breaking news as a toddler terrorizes the city in this riotous picture book that reads like a kid-friendly monster movie with energetic art by Caldecott Medal-winning illustrator Dan Santat. Wobble-wobble-wobble. Toddle-CLUNK. What's that smell? Rodzilla is shooting...stink-rays Ack Only a mother...

Just in time for the major motion picture Dolittle starring Robert Downey Jr.--soaring into theaters on January 17, 2020 Journey into the world of Doctor Dolittle, the kind and eccentric naturalist who can speak with animals. Working with original author Hugh Lofting's son, these...

Just in time for the major motion picture Dolittle starring Robert Downey Jr.--soaring into theaters on January 17, 2020 Journey into the world of Doctor Dolittle, the kind and eccentric naturalist who can speak with animals. Working with original author Hugh Lofting's son, these...

In this tenth Daisy Dreamer chapter book, Daisy tries to have a normal day at the beach, but with her imaginary friend Posey around, nothing stays normal for long Daisy is ready to build sandcastles and swim in the ocean when her family takes...

It's Ocean's Eleven set in a summer camp as two kids try to one-up each other in a con competition at a camp that isn't quite what it seems... For Archie, the start of summer means another stint at Camp Shady Brook, where there...

An eleven-year-old boy on a quest to impress his suddenly cute, longtime friend accidentally manifests a tiny internet guru into existence in this hilarious MAX novel All class clown Farley Andrew Turner (yes, that spells FAT) wanted the summer before seventh grade was to...

Eloise has a math lesson...but will she behave? Find out in this hilarious Level 1 Ready-to-Read that's perfect for emerging readers! It's time for Eloise's lesson. Today her tutor, Philip, wants her to learn math, but Eloise has a better idea!Author: Kay ThompsonISBN-10: 1534415092ISBN-13:...

Meet the Superpet Superhero League in this super awesome Super Turbo four-book collection! Join Super Turbo as he meets the rest of the class pets and they form the Superpet Superhero League. Together the pets battle some flying ninja squirrels who turn out not...

Sam Graham is a mystery man. But when there are no mysteries to solve, Sam comes up with a plan to find one in this hilarious fourth chapter book in the Sam the Man series from Frances O'Roark Dowell. Sam Graham loves solving mysteries....