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A Bad Day for Voodoo
When your best friend is just a tiny bit psychotic, you should never actually believe him when he says, Trust me. This is gonna be awesome.Of course, you probably wouldn't believe a voodoo doll could work either. Or that it could cause someone's leg...- $11.99
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Allison
Allison can break your bones with her mind, and she can't control her power.Now forty-five years old, she's spent her life trying to stay away from other people. But a random encounter with a couple on the street leaves her believing that she may...- $14.99
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: The Novelization
Author: Jeff StrandISBN-10: 1959205684ISBN-13: 9781959205685Publisher: Encyclopocalypse PublicationsLanguage: EnglishPublished: 04/14/2023Pages: 254Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.35lbsSize: 6.75h x 4.12w x 0.63d- $16.99
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: The Novelization
UFOs! Bigfoot! Communists! The government has swiftly dealt with many a crisis... But can it survive the diabolical ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES? After a series of bizarre and increasingly horrific attacks from pulpy, red, seeded fruit, Mason Dixon finds himself leading a "crack"...- $16.99
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Autumn Bleeds Into Winter
1979. Somebody has been abducting children in Fairbanks, Alaska. One of the victims was fourteen-year-old Curtis Black's best friend Todd. Curtis saw it happen. He knows exactly who did it. But he can't prove that it was his neighbor Gerald Martin. The authorities find...- $11.99
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Benjamin's Parasite
At any given moment, the human body contains millions of parasites. This is the story of just one. A really, really nasty one. Benjamin Wilson was having a lousy month even before the stomach pains began. He was about to turn forty. One of...- $14.99
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Blister
They call her Blister. She's a hideously disfigured twenty-three year old woman, living in a shed next to her father's house, hidden away from the world.Jason Tray is a successful cartoonist, banished to his agent's lakeside cabin for a few days of mandatory rest...- $11.99
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Bring Her Back
Frank knows that he's creepy. There's nothing he can do about it. His creepiness--along with the fact that his father once killed eleven people in an office shooting-has kept him from ever having a girlfriend. When he finally works up the nerve to ask...- $11.99
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Candy Coated Madness
Horror/comedy master Jeff Strand returns with a collection of twenty-six gleefully macabre tales A cheerful snack mascot who snaps under the pressure. The nightmarish effects of the most depressing holiday song of all time. A virtual reality environment that allows you to enact your...- $14.99
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Casket For Sale (Only Used Once)
The third book in the wildly popular series of horror/comedy novels featuring Andrew Mayhem In GRAVEROBBERS WANTED (NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY), he took a job digging up a shallow grave.It turned out badly.In SINGLE WHITE PSYCHOPATH SEEKS SAME, he took a job as a bodyguard...- $14.99
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Cemetery Closing (Everything Must Go)
The fifth book in the wildly popular series of horror/comedy novels featuring Andrew Mayhem As a stay-at-home dad taking care of triplets, Andrew Mayhem's days of getting into wild adventures are over. His life is measured in diaper changes. Sleep has become an abstract...- $14.99
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Christmas Horror Vol. 1
Christmas and a birthday collide, criminals get a holiday surprise, a man drifts through a life he once knew and Santa gets hungrier with each passing year. These are just some of the tales of terror found in Christmas Horror Volume 2, featuring all...- $19.95
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Clowns Vs. Spiders
Jaunty the Clown just wants to entertain families with lighthearted slapstick antics, but people think of clowns as terrifying, nightmarish creatures who hide in closets or under beds. When Jaunty, along with his fellow performers Guffaw, Wagon, Reginald The Pleasant Clown, and Bluehead are...- $11.99
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Cyclops Road
Evan Portin is at a sad, scary place in his life. While taking a long walk to compose himself and figure out where to go from here, he encounters a young woman being mugged in a park.When he tries to intervene, he discovers that...- $12.99
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D.O.A. III: Extreme Horror Anthology
Have you seen A Serbian Film?How about Salo?Martyrs? You ain't seen nothing yet After six years and more than fifty authors, Blood Bound Books completes the Unholy Trinity D.O.A. III, featuring stories from Bentley Little, John Skipp, Kristopher Triana, Shane McKenzie, John McNee, Wrath...- $15.99
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Demonic
From the Bram Stoker Award-winning author of PRESSURE and AUTUMN BLEEDS INTO WINTER, comes a new novel of unrelenting terror. Corey is falling in love with his co-worker Quinn. This is a problem. Not only because Quinn is married, but because her husband is...- $14.99
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Dweller
When Toby Floren was eight years old, he discovered a monster living in the woods behind his house. A ghastly, frightening creature with claws, fangs, and a taste for human flesh. As he ran out of the forest, Toby felt that he'd been lucky...- $11.99
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Everything Has Teeth
A city where people are turning gleefully insane. Inescapable blood-sucking bugs. A serial killer who may have discovered proof of alien life. A kinky proposal to "even out" an instance of infidelity. A man whose fingernails are growing at an out of control rate....- $13.99
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Ferocious
From the Bram Stoker Award-nominated author of THE HAUNTED FOREST TOUR and WOLF HUNT comes another action-packed over-the-top creature feature Rusty Moss has raised his niece Mia since she was a baby. Now that she's almost eighteen, he's worried that the life he's given...- $11.99
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Five Novellas
A collection of five macabre tales from Bram Stoker Award-nominee Jeff Strand.STALKING YOU NOW - The reprehensible man in the restaurant doesn't know that somebody at another table is watching him. Somebody filled with hatred. Somebody waiting for him to be alone. Somebody with...- $15.99
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Freaky Briefs: 75 Short Absurdities
From the madman who brought you Gleefully Macabre Tales, Dead Clown Barbecue, Everything Has Teeth, and Candy Coated Madness comes Jeff Strand's latest and most twisted collection: Freaky Briefs. This time, all of the stories are flash fiction-very short stabs of pitch-black hilarity.Includes fan...- $11.99
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Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary)
The first book in the wildly popular series of horror/comedy novels featuring Andrew Mayhem When you're desperate for money, searching for a little adventure, and aren't the most responsible person in the world, you can end up doing some outrageous things. Which is how...- $11.99
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How You Ruined My Life
A new hilarious novel from the author of The Greatest Zombie Movie Ever and Stranger Things Have Happened.Rod's life doesn't suck. If you ask him, it's pretty awesome. He may not be popular, but he and his best friends play in a band that...- $11.99
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I Have a Bad Feeling about This
The perfect blend of horror and humor, I Have a Bad Feeling About This is a laugh-out-loud wilderness comedy about an ultimate survival camp that takes a deadly turn...Wilderness Survival Tip #1Drinking your own sweat will not save your life. Somebody might have told...- $13.99
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It Watches in the Dark
"She glanced over her shoulder. Had the scarecrow moved? It stood there, smile stitched on its face, but now it felt like a smirk."Prepare to be scared silly in this creepy middle-grade novel! Twins seek medical help in a remote village after their father...- $8.99
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It Watches in the Dark
"She glanced over her shoulder. Had the scarecrow moved? It stood there, smile stitched on its face, but now it felt like a smirk."Prepare to be scared silly in this creepy middle-grade novel! Twins seek medical help in a remote village after their father...- $16.99
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It Watches in the Dark
"She glanced over her shoulder. Had the scarecrow moved? It stood there, smile stitched on its face, but now it felt like a smirk." Prepare to be scared silly in this creepy middle-grade novel! Twins seek medical help in a remote village after their...- $45.95
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It Watches in the Dark
"She glanced over her shoulder. Had the scarecrow moved? It stood there, smile stitched on its face, but now it felt like a smirk." Prepare to be scared silly in this creepy middle-grade novel! Twins seek medical help in a remote village after their...- $35.99
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Kumquat
"Strand creates two endearing characters and infuses their relationship with an unexpected depth, humanity and tenderness, while managing to keep it grounded in reality with wicked humor." -- Examiner.com From the "wickedly funny" Jeff Strand (says Publishers Weekly) comes a comedy about love, death,...- $11.99
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Leaders of the Pack: A Werewolf Anthology
Since the dawn of time, across almost every culture, there have been legends of shapeshifters. Men who turn into beasts and prey upon anyone unfortunate enough to cross their path.Of the shapeshifter tales, none invokes as much terror as the legend of the werewolf.The...- $14.95
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Lost Homicidal Maniac (Answers to Shirley): An Andrew Mayhem Thriller
The fourth book in the wildly popular series of horror/comedy novels featuring Andrew Mayhem In this dark and hilarious new adventure, Andrew has started up a private investigation business with his best friend Roger (slogan: "We Solve Weird Problems"). Since his options in life...- $14.99
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Monsters Monsters Monsters Monsters
HellBound Books pays loving homage to the spine-tingling 70's kids' anthology Monsters, Monsters, Monsters, without which they would not be around today to delight horror fans with these 17 deliciously gruesome tales. Dig into this slew of unique, terrifying monsters-each one hand-picked for your...- $16.99
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My Pretties
A novel of terror from the Bram Stoker Award-nominated author of PRESSURE. A serial kidnapper is preying upon women. He abducts them, then locks them in one of the cages dangling from the ceiling in a soundproofed basement. There, he sits quietly and just...- $11.99
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Pressure
"Marvelously creepy reading...the horror in this tale of twisted friendship is relentless." -Publishers Weekly Alex stared at the red pocketknife shown to him by his daughter. A pocketknife owned by somebody he hadn't seen in years... CHILDREN They met first in boarding school at...- $12.99
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Rock & Roll Nightmares: Along Comes Scary: '60s Edition Short Stories
ALONG COMES SCARY Tune in, turn on, and drop in to the rock & roll rabbit hole! Along Comes Scary is set in an alternate spooky '60s where vampires play screaming guitars, hellbound hotrodders start a new trend on AM radio, and there are...- $13.24
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Sick House
It's a home invasion from beyond the grave in this novel of unrelenting terror from the Bram Stoker Award-nominated author of PRESSURE, DWELLER, and WOLF HUNT.It doesn't seem like the perfect house, but screw it, it's good enough to rent for a year. Unfortunately...- $11.99
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Single White Psychopath Seeks Same
The second book in the wildly popular series of horror/comedy novels featuring Andrew Mayhem "Sometimes you wake up in the morning and you just know it's going to be the kind of day where you end up tied to a chair in a filthy...- $14.99
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Stranger Things Have Happened
This book would be a good stepping stone for those readers who enjoy the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series.--School Library ConnectionJeff Strand's signature humor returns in this tale of magic, illusions, and self-discovery. Harry Houdini. Penn and Teller. David Copperfield. Marcus Millian the...- $12.99
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The Greatest Zombie Movie Ever
After producing three horror movies that went mostly ignored on YouTube, Justin and his filmmaking buddies decide it's time they create something noteworthy, something epic. They're going to film the Greatest Zombie Movie Ever. They may not have money or a script, but they...- $10.99
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The Odds
After a disastrous evening playing slot machines, Ethan Caustin wonders how he's going to explain his massive loss to his wife and kids. As he tries to find his way out of the casino, sick to his stomach and filled with self-loathing, he's approached...- $11.99
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The Writing Life: Reflections, Recollections, And a Lot of Cursing
Jeff Strand, whose work Publishers Weekly has called "wickedly funny" and Kirkus has called "ridiculously stupid," has had one of the least meteoric rises to success in the publishing industry. But he eventually got there, even if he should probably put "success" in quotes.He's...- $11.99
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Wolf Hunt
Two thugs. One innocent woman. And one VICIOUS frickin' werewolf.Meet George and Lou, thugs for hire. The kind of intimidating-yet-friendly guys who will break your thumbs, but be polite about it.Their latest assignment is to drive across Florida to deliver some precious cargo to...- $11.99
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Wolf Hunt 2
George and Lou used to be thugs for hire. Now they're living in a shack in Costa Rica, hiding from the crime lord who wants them dead. Their last job, to deliver him a werewolf in a cage, went...badly. But they can't hide out...- $11.99
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Wolf Hunt 3
Though still mourning his recent loss, George Orton is surprisingly content. He's living in a secure compound where teenaged werewolf Ally is being trained to control her animalistic tendencies, and mad science experiment Eugene has regained most of his sanity. George knows they can't...- $11.99
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