Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

It's bedtime. Hedgehog, Fox, Donkey, Pelican and Crocodile are so tired! But Seal needs to use the bathroom--slip slap slip, out the door. Crocodile forgot to clean those sharp teeth--shlurf shlurf, out the door. And Pelican is thirsty . . . One by one...

Nobody wants to be friends with a smelly skunk, but Sally is desperate to show the townspeople that she would never let off a stink around friends. When she bumps into the town robber, it's time to show everyone how useful her stink can...

6 books in 1! Get ready to explore this collection of Level 2 stories perfect for readers who are starting to read more independently. Highlights Puzzle Readers offer an innovative approach to learning that integrates puzzles and stories to develop motivated, confident readers. Young...

Cordelia and Isaac set out to solve a monstrous mystery at the Central Park Zoo in this exciting third installment of the "sweet and silly" (Booklist) Squirlish series perfect for fans of Sophie Mouse and Critter Club! Cordelia is a human girl raised by...

6 books in 1! This innovative collection of Level 1 stories is perfect for kids learning to sound out letters and familiar syllables and recognize simple sight words. Highlights Puzzle Readers offer a unique approach to learning that integrates puzzles and stories to develop...

Lenny the Lemur is on holiday in the Amazon rainforest. He's just settling down for a nice snooze, when a very yucky smell wafts past . . .Poo-ie! What or who could it be? Lenny sets off to track down the source of the...

Create the "punniest" scenes with this sticker-by-number book for kids. Follow the numbers to complete the 18 busy scenes with stickers that are a variety of shapes and sizes. The stickers are repositionable to get the placement just right. Also includes funny jokes to...

Boop Koala's nose for lots of touch-and-squeak story fun!Cutie Koala loves to play dress-up and fashion designer with friends. Every time Koala finds the perfect look for a friend...SQUEAK...Koala boops their nose with happiness!With a soft-to-touch fabric covering a squeaker that makes a super-cute...

Mr. Ball is back in this latest installment of the popular series. Mr. Ball sets out for his best friend's birthday party with a VERY large cake. Hilarity ensues as he encounters one hiccup after another, and his cake gets increasingly smaller! Will the...

The world can always use a little more love, so here comes the fun-loving corgi named Panda to bring us all more laughs and love. Panda Loves the Holidays is the second book in the Panda Loves series and follows Panda as he celebrates...

The Adventures of Abigail Rosebud and the Haphazard Hat will leave your young readers wanting more. In this adventure, Abigail has developed a nose for fine flowers, and a knack for making new friends Some of her friends are more unusual than others, and...

Will Maylie's dream be crushed by her own imagination?Ten-year-old Maylie Montes's dream is to become an author, but she has a problem. She can't finish a story. Not a single one.Her second problem is Camden, her annoying twin brother, who is determined to ruin...

ONCE YOU GET STARTED, WHERE WILL IT END?Follow the antics of Snazz the squirrel as he dives headfirst into his first coffee.Written purely for amusement, there is no moral to this story...but one could learn something about self-control or addiction...or you can just have...

Giants gotta eat, too. This one thinks he has catching boys down to a science.He's making an infomercial to sell his tricks to other giants. He's even selling them the golden harps, the geese that lay golden eggs, and the magic beans. All the...

The Adventures of Abigail Rosebud and a Frog Named Stink will have your little ones giggling from the first JUMP It all begins when Abigail loses her pet frog only to find him again at church inside her purse. Everything would have been just...

You should always tell the truth and nothing but the truth, and you should never lie. Use this book to begin a discussion about what it means when you lie, and about how you will only hurt ourself in the end if you tell...

Lily and Lucas Little were never fond of babysitters. When their father called a new babysitter in town, the kids were especially nervous. George Fritter had a lot of energy and a lot of silly ideas. Would they enjoy their night with this new...

A band of tiny swashbucklers go on four adventures of epic proportions in this hilarious collection of chapter books about pocket-sized pirates In the junk shop at the end of the street is a dusty old ship in a bottle. And when the world...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Jo Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

Beatrice thinks she has no acting talent but that doesn't stop her from auditioning for the annual middle school play. Easy Except Michiko, a new girl from Japan, shows up and ruins everything So begins Beatrice's diabolical and hilarious plan to scare away Michiko....

When Bryce Billings says he will clobber Fish Finelli in the Captain Kidd Classic boat race, Fish has no choice but to accept the bet. But Fish's 1970s Whaler with a broken motor is no match for Bryce's new, top-of-the-line, 9.9-horsepower Viper--even if Fish,...

AL'S WORLD IS ABOUT TO BE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN! Al's world revolves around school, his best friend, Keith, and... well, not much else. Al and Keith aren't what one would consider the smartest kids in school, but they do okay. Then one Monday morning...

Author: Lauren Hadley KermodeISBN-10: 1737887355ISBN-13: 9781737887355Publisher: Purple Works PressLanguage: EnglishPublished: 12/12/2024Pages: 20Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.13lbsSize: 8.00h x 8.00w x 0.05d

Author: Katelyn IngardiaISBN-13: 9798330678976Publisher: Katelyn IngardiaLanguage: EnglishPublished: 12/04/2024Pages: 20Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.09lbsSize: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.04d

Author: A L HartmannISBN-13: 9798893958232Publisher: A. L. Hartmann PublishingLanguage: EnglishPublished: 12/03/2024Pages: 48Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.39lbsSize: 8.50h x 11.00w x 0.12d

Author: A L HartmannISBN-13: 9798893957273Publisher: A. L. Hartmann PublishingLanguage: EnglishPublished: 11/30/2024Pages: 48Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.39lbsSize: 8.50h x 11.00w x 0.12d

A beloved chapter book full of adventure, mischief, and chocolate popsicles, from Newbery Medal-winning author Betsy Byars This chapter book is an excellent choice to share during homeschooling, in particular for children ages 6 to 8 who are ready to read independently. It's a...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Pamela Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

Minnie loves spaghetti. So much so, that he's too busy eating it to even playAuthor: Rita Golden GelmanISBN-10: 0590457837ISBN-13: 9780590457835Publisher: Cartwheel BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 01/01/1993Pages: 32Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.15lbsSize: 8.99h x 6.03w x 0.14dAccelerated Reader:Reading Level: 1.2Point Value: 0.5Interest Level: Lower GradeQuiz #/Name: 11179 / More...

Have you ever seen a horse in hair curlers or a pig wearing purple pants? All week long, the animals have been acting silly, and even the farmer is growing suspicious of their behavior. Something especially unusual has been brewing in the barnyard. The...

Andy the ant is planning a small party for his birthday. But as word spreads around the anthill, the guest list grows and grows! Exuberant fun on every colorful page. It's another busy day at the anthill. Farmer ants collect food, worker ants build...

His name is Dumpster Dog. He sleeps outside, walks himself, and eats whatever he wants, whenever he wants. But a life outdoors isn't everything--Dumpster Dog needs a friend."This chapter book?already popular in France, where it has been made into a hit TV show?is for...

Don't miss this fun tween vampire series, featuring regular girl Olivia and goth girl Ivy When Olivia Abbott moves to town, she's excited to join the cheerleading team and make new friends. Then she meets Ivy Vega. At first, Ivy, pale and dressed all...

It's Halloween, and ten timid ghosts in a haunted house have a problem: a mean witch is preparing to move in and scare them away, one by one Young trick-or-treaters learn to count backwards from ten to one as each ghost flies away to...

Maggie Sparks does NOT want to go to a new school! Especially not one with mean students and a teacher she is sure is a VAMPIRE. But Maggie has no choice. When their school gets closed down, she and Arthur are forced to go...

The hilarious Crayons from the #1 New York Times bestselling The Day the Crayons Quit are back for another adventure--and this time they explore Duncan's room. Will they want to leave the crayon box for good after they make new friends? Duncan's crayons just...

A hilariously quirky mini mystery reminiscent of Jon Klassen's classic I Want My Hat Back. Welcome to this extremely interesting book about size. Marcel is a bird and he is big. Steve is a worm, and he is . . . Wait a minute!...

With school unexpectedly closed and sitters unavailable, a spirited child navigates Mommy's work-from-home day.The challenge is clear: keep quiet. But who can resist a kazoo concerto, brick castles, or rowdy toy battles?Laugh out loud and join the mischievous mayhem!Author: Melissa LagISBN-10: 8988642201ISBN-13: 9798988642206Publisher: Missy...

All aboard the journey of a lifetime! Ticket to Ride is an immensely popular board game where players test their skills in teamwork, strategy, and luck. This new, 100% official, and high stakesTicket to Ride book will whisk readers all throughout the North America,...

There was an old lady, and she couldn't stop eating animals! In this interactive adaptation of the classic book, children will love following the rhyme and searching for the fly, the spider, and all the other animals in the fun find-it pouch.Author: Alexander CoxISBN-10:...

Have you ever seen a horse in hair curlers or a pig wearing purple pants? All week long, the animals have been acting silly, and even the farmer is growing suspicious of their behavior. Something especially unusual has been brewing in the barnyard. The...

What happens when a mischievous little girl sneaks a lizard into church one Sunday? A whole lot of chaos-and maybe even a miracle! By the end of the service, one thing is clear: that little girl's lizard has earned its new name-the Holy Lizard!Filled...

A charming and funny story with an unexpected main character - a boo-boo!An adorable boo-boo named Bob is looking for a cozy place to settle down when he spots a little boy who's fallen off his bike and hurt himself. "Can I be your...

Bob has been a working sheepdog all of his life.He tells his friends about his adventures.His stories may not be exactly true, but he's not going to tell.Based on a true story using real animals, Brought to life byRICHARD LEWISAnd illustrated by his daughterJOSIE...

Eight-year-old Sadi wants to find a puppy under the Christmas tree this year. She loves her two old dogs, but they don't run and play anymore. How can she convince her parents she's old enough to care for her own doggy? When they surprise...

Take up the quest in the hilariously epic finale of the How to be a Hero series, A Gathering of Giants, from Cat Weldon, illustrated by Katie Kear. Unlikely hero Whetstone and banished Valkyrie Lotta are in hiding. Their quest to find the magic...

There's a new mystery to solve in Fairy Tale Town! In this fun twist to the classic tale, children will love the interactive story time, pulling the sliders, opening flaps, and finding clues to solve the crime.Author: Alexander CoxISBN-10: 1836421044ISBN-13: 9781836421047Publisher: Make Believe IdeasLanguage:...

Jade's pet dinosaur, Indigo, loves to play hide-and-seek, but when some of the neighborhood pets go missing, Jade worries that Indigo might be responsible! Then Jade discovers that Indigo DID have something to do with their disappearance--just not in the way that she thought!...

Thinks-a-Lotl loves asking all kinds of questions. One day, he wonders if he can turn his signature axolotl smile upside down. He manages the impossible, but now a frown is frozen on his face. And worse, it's picture day at school! Can Thinks regain...

Hugs-a-Lotl loves nothing more than giving a warm embrace to friends. But after jumping rope too fast at school, the axolotl's little arms pop right off! Losing the limbs isn't a problem. They'll grow back. Hugs is only worried about one question: Who will...