Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

Chippie Chipmunk knows everything there is to know about manners, and he's excited to share all he knows with you From what to do when you sneeze to what to do with your napkin when you leave your seat, Chippie knows just what to...

What can go wrong on a luxurious yacht? Ordinarily nothing, but Patty-Cat and Kittle manage to get themselves into the usual complicated situations and then they need to be dug out. Patty-Cat and Kittle have become good friends with Billy-Bom-Tom who in turn is...

No one had ever heard of the Duke and Duchess of Manx until the whole town of Katville was shaken to its rafters by the news: the Duke and Duchess were coming to town and bringing a theatrical company with them Every aspiring singer,...

Who could ever imagine that a perfectly innocent sleigh ride, a thank- you gift to his friends from Billy-Bom-Tom would turn out so disastrously Patty-Cat, her sister, Kittle, and their friends, Chester and Susie, went sledding on Old Man George's hill. Several of their...

Cutting-edge art paired with stories of fantastical adventure and biblical fact make the all-new Toby Digz series a must-have for young readers. Kids will relate to Toby's predicaments and his quirky sense of humor. Parents will love the fact that Bible stories and biblical...

Santa Claus: the fat jolly guy who lives in the North Pole surrounded by happy little elves. The same guy that flies around the world in a magical sleigh delivering presents to children and gets to snack on milk and cookies past his bedtime....

Tuff's Moving Day is an endearing story about a growing family from the dog's point of view. Tuff dog notices the family is preparing the house for a new baby. Not understanding, he assumes that they are planning to move. Whitney, the wise old...

Now you can enjoy the beloved classic If You Give a Mouse a Cookie in miniature with your very own Mouse Cookie CD!The Mouse Cookie CD includes: "The Mouse Cookie" This high-energy pop song will make you get up and dance! A reading! Actress...

The fan-favorite pint-sized unicorn makes a wish to be big in this modern fairy tale from the Caldecott-Honor winning creator of Have You Ever Seen a Flower?. Once upon a time, there was a teeny-weeny unicorn that wished to be big. But he never...

It's two stories in one, upside down and all around, in this playful board book starring a tiger, a monkey, and a lizard!In this funny, rhyming story with a unique twist -- readers can turn the book upside down to see the story continue...

Get ready to laugh out loud at some of the most ridiculous - and hilarious - puns you've heard, from poet extraordinaire, Tricia Torrible! Spring and Summer were no fun at all, but Humpty Dumptyhad a great Fall. Packed with witty humor, this clever...

X-rays the X-rays is an illustrated children's book. It is both fun and educational. It consists of mini-stories full of alliteration and tongue twisters that are based on word conversions (or zero-derivatives)-when a single word serves as two different parts of speech.X-rays the X-rays...

Lark and Connor are ready for a sunny day at the splash pad when their halmoni (grandmother) gets a call from her friend Miss June. Miss June's handmade quilt has been stolen right from her backyard--and on the day of the quilt show! Lark...

Horrific tales of Horrifying Horror is a collection of 6 stories from authors and 5 stories from guest authors aged between 4 and 12. The stories are not cute. they are not sweet. They are blood-curdling, eyeball-popping, face-biting, scream-inducing tales of horror They are...

X-rays the X-rays is an illustrated children's book. It is both fun and educational. It consists of mini-stories full of alliteration and tongue twisters that are based on word conversions (or zero-derivatives)-when a single word serves as two different parts of speech.X-rays the X-rays...

Watch the Watch is an illustrated children's book. It is both fun and educational. It consists of mini-stories full of alliteration and tongue twisters that are based on word conversions (or zero-derivatives)-when a single word serves as two different parts of speech.Watch the Watch...

A motley crew of talkative plants, a curious spider, and a grumpy goldfish use their newfound magical abilities to defend their family from a greedy human in this charming middle grade novel from New York Times bestselling author Beth Ferry, with illustrations from the...

In this delightful picture book, meet two sisters who may be little, but are brave and clever enough to defeat the hungry shark that crashes their tea party. Mama and Papa are away for the afternoon, so sisters Sadie and Flora decide to throw...

Our new series is designed with young readers in mind. Our books give children opportunities to grow vocabulary, practice using visual clues and stimulate imagination-all to foster a love for reading. Other skills, like math concepts and following clues, are embedded into our books...

Sam's teammate Brock Elvington is a beast of a kid. He's the Emerson Eagles first baseman and a true power hitter both on and off the field. Yeah, he's also the school bully.Sam can usually avoid Brock in the hallways of Emerson Middle School....

In this fun, whimsical, Martian adventure, "The Adventures of a Couch Potato: Tater Goes to Mars", meet Tater, a blissfully lazy yet imaginative daydreaming sofa spud who explores the universe from his couch. When Tater is transported to Mars, he meets many new friends...

Step into a world where the unexpected becomes extraordinary! Turtles in Tutus is a whimsical rhyming children's picture book that invites young readers to experience the magic of ballet in a whole new way. The Story: The marquee proudly announces, "Swan Lake" is coming...

In this endearing tale, Gilman the hedgehog has trouble with forgetfulness, but the hedgehogs who love him go to great lengths in the park, in his house, and in the grocery story, to help him rescue his green balloon. His excitement leads to a...

In the world of fairy tales, everyone knows the story: a girl kisses a frog, and poof, it turns into a prince. But what if they've got it all wrong? Phillipe the Penguin knows the truth, and he's ready to share it-but at a...

When the Unicorns stop visiting the Hatchling, the Girl, her Brother and the Old Lady must risk going through the Time Gate to find out why.But when they discover someone is smuggling dragon eggs out of the Realms, their quest becomes stickier than the...

A big adventure packed full of humour and heart from #1 bestselling author Marcus Rashford! The third book in The Breakfast Club Adventures series - highly illustrated and perfect for reluctant readers.Author: Marcus RashfordISBN-10: 1035022672ISBN-13: 9781035022670Publisher: MacMillan Children's BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 09/28/2023Pages: 252Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.61lbsSize:...

Have an urgent problem? Call Kurt! He will soon be at your curb, ready to help. This funny illustrated story with decodable text features high-frequency words, words to help discriminate between vowel sounds, and words with the r-controlled vowel sound spelled ur. Includes activities...

Read 5 Elephant & Piggie adventures in this special bind-up collection that celebrates friendship! Mo Willems, award-winning, New York Times best-selling creator of The Pigeon, Knuffle Bunny, and Unlimited Squirrels, presents best friends Elephant and Piggie. Gerald is careful. Piggie is not.Piggie cannot help...

Read 5 Elephant & Piggie adventures in this special bind-up collection that celebrates imagination! Mo Willems, award-winning, New York Times best-selling creator of The Pigeon, Knuffle Bunny, and Unlimited Squirrels, presents best friends Elephant and Piggie. Gerald is careful. Piggie is not.Piggie cannot help...

It's time to wake up--but where's the sun? One by one, the animals wonder what they'll do without the sun. It is necessary to their daily duties; without it, cows can't deliver their milk and dogs can't dig. Who stole the sun? When the...

Another year of learning is in the books, and it's time to celebrate! Dragon loves parties and picnics and playgrounds and is ready to celebrate too. But is it smart to bring a dragon to the last day of school? Find out if Dragon...

Cheers-a-Lotl loves celebrating Silly Chilly Sea Day. As soon as the first ice crystal forms in the water, the young axolotl is setting out all the holiday decorations, including her favorite inflatables. But she forgets to tie them down and . . . WHOOSH!...

Betty and Veronica's friendship is still going strong after eight decades--and that means they have a TON of stories to share! This all-ages collection of some of the best recent Betty and Veronica stories showcases the two BFF's most memorable fashion moments, most hilarious...

A girl and her friends find their wishes coming true and their world turned upside down in this absurdly funny middle grade romp that's Dork Diaries meets The Wish by Gail Carson Levine. It's spring break, and twelve-year-old Nelly Young is determined to ditch...

Who has done a big, pink poo? Is it Cuddle the Bear, Rhino or Sophia the Ewe? Find out as you read this fun story and squish the pink poop! Who does this big pink poop belong to? All the animals in the forest...

Who has done a big, blue poop? Is it Tig the Forgetful, Horse or Raffy the Tall? Find out as you read this fun story and squish the blue poop! Who does this big blue poop belong to? All the animals in the forest...

Come along, on a wild ride with Bob, also known as Mr. Fix-It-All! He's a DIY wizard, a savior to the distressed, and a nightmare to any stubborn clog. Bob's work ethic is as solid as his toolbox, but there's a tiny hitch... the...

"Snood was once sent to jail for a crime called Grand Theft, But something pressing came up, so he left. What made him leave? You might think the weather . . . But the real reason was a magician named Heather." In the sequel...

It's an interplanetary disaster As king of Flurb, Freddy's got it made. Everyone worships him Well, maybe not everyone. Not Deathsnail, Chewtyke, and Big Bad Wongo--the vicious leaders of nearby planets--who want to publicly pulverize him. Not his scheming sister, Babette, who can't stand...

In this tale of mistaken identity, creamed pigeons, and young love, two-time Newbery Medalist Lowry compares princesses to peasants and finds them to be exactly the same in all the important ways. Illustrations.Author: Lois LowryISBN-10: 0547577109ISBN-13: 9780547577104Publisher: HarperCollins PublishersLanguage: EnglishPublished: 09/12/2023Pages: 192Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.38lbsSize:...

Julia Donaldson's beloved rhyming picture book story about two monkeys who are as different as night and day - now with shiny cover foil! Night Monkey and Day Monkey don't think they have much in common. But when they each spend time in the...

When Molly Mac loses her "lucky" pencil, she starts to panic. She needs her pencil to create a drawing for the school's art show. Just when her luck is running out, things get even worse. Will Molly be able to enter the art contest?...

IT WAS MARDI GRAS! The city of New Orleans was celebrating. Penelope and Ashton dashed down the street to follow a parade float that carried their coveted cool sunglasses. What could go wrong? This is the first book in the series.Author: Bryan GrisetISBN-13: 9798991788601Publisher:...

Love, smiles and more love is what is expressed in the first in this book series. Daddy Day is a children's book about the anticipated and actual joy shared between child and parent via their love of being together and creating memories though activities...

Meet James, the turkey with the biggest imagination. His famous wild stories-about meeting celebrities, hanging with world leaders, and going on daring adventures-keep the barnyard entertained. But when his latest tale nearly lands him at a Thanksgiving dinner as the main course, James must...

The Little Green Dragon In a faraway realm, on a faraway day, a dragon was born from a star gone astray...Join Dragon and his friends on a heartwarming journey filled with laughter and teamwork as they try to teach him how to fly!With playful...

Clara volunteered to walk dogs at the local humane society. She fell in love with one dog and begged her parents to keep her.She found that raising this dog would turn into a wild adventure. Clara's Canine Catastrophe tells a funny story filled with...

Step into the magical world of shoes with stories to tell!In a charming little shop, a lively group of shoes dreams of meeting their perfect match-a sporty sneaker, an elegant ballet slipper, a rugged hiking boot, and more. Each one imagines a glamorous life...

Enigma Elementary School Kid Detectives: Mysteries and AdventuresStep into the thrilling world of Enigma Elementary School, where curiosity, friendship, and mysteries abound! Join Eden, Eva, and Charles-three sharp-minded members of the school's detective club-as they embark on adventures filled with riddles, clues, and clever...

Rooster, a handsome Golden Retriever who loves belly rubs and bacon, and Squid, a mangy grey cat who loves big naps and butt scratches, are an unlikely duo. Even though their early days were spent scrounging for food and seeking shelter, they knew they...