Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

This spooktacular Halloween picture book is a not-so-frightful, oh-so-delightful tale for children 4-8 who love Alaska!It's Halloween night in Alaska, and creatures and critters from Fairbanks to Juneau are starting to gather outside the front door. A flurry of monsters on broomsticks, buses, and...

A hilarious and heartwrenching story about surviving middle school--and an unthinkable diagnosis--while embracing life's weirdness. Ross Maloy just wants to be a normal seventh grader. He doesn't want to lose his hair, or wear a weird hat, or deal with the disappearing friends who...

This punk rocker poodle is full of attitude - modelled on the average terrible toddler! No school. No THANKS. No. NO. NO! Laura Dockrill's inimitable style of poetic rap is brilliantly suited to this romp through the house and round and round the playgroup,...

This is the second book in the Piper and Minnie series, about a little girl and her pet chicken.Piper and Minnie pretend to be vets in this funny little tale of friendship and fun. Set on the farmyard, its perfect for any child who...

Kids will love keeping busy with this grab-and-go Sesame collection filled with stories, activities, friendship, and fun! Themed sections focus on concepts including family, friends, colors, opposites, movement, music, and more! Read about Elmo and friends, and complete Look and Find challenges and "What's...

A timely message of hope and comfort, this stunning picture book is the perfect treasure to share with anyone trying to navigate these uncertain times--or any life transition! Starting a book at the end may seem confusing. But the end of one thing is...

It's time for a tag team as Big Chew jumps back into the ring Ollie and Tamiko saved Slamdown Town, and wrestling is popular again The rise in popularity draws two newbies to the ring: the Krackle Kiddos, Linton Krackle's son and daughter. They...

Piper and Percy are excited to meet their mother's old friend, Seahawk Sally, and her son, Pennington. When the pirate kids happily board Sally's multicolored ship, they encounter a Pennington who is less than friendly. Will they end the day without the new matey...

Princess Regina has a perfectly rotten plan to win the class election in this hilarious Level 2 Ready-to-Read story. When Miss Prunerot announces an election for class president, most of the princesses can't wait and plan out special campaigns to win the hearts of...

Pleskit and Tim's last-minute project for the science fair leads to disaster in this fifth book in the hilarious, fast-paced, and accessible sci-fi series Sixth-Grade Alien from the bestselling author of Aliens Ate My Homework, Bruce Coville. It's science fair time again, and Tim...

CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS! Kids will love pulling the tabs to make Santa take big bites of classic Christmas snacks in this interactive, yummy, board book. It's Christmas eve, and after a busy night of delivering presents, Santa is hungry! But will he be able to...

What is the secret behind Arie's red hair?Alex is dying to know why Arie's hair is so red. So he asks him if there if there is a secret to it all, or better yet, something he can do to turn his own black...

Mr. and Mrs. Homeowner have a mouse in their house, and they want it gone. Big chief mouse-catcher, Mr. Bosh, and assistant mouse-catcher, Mr. Bumble, arrive on the scene. They try all the old tricks: setting a trap, bringing in a (big ) cat,...

It's breakfast time and Donovan knows exactly what he wants this morning Not eggs, not pancakes, not cereal. No, what he wants is BEAR, just like his grandfather used to eat for breakfast So Donovan sets off to bag a bear of his own,...

From the creator of the bestselling series The Last Kids on Earth Cosmoe, Princess Dagger, Humphree, and the gang are back for another swashbuckling space adventure in this third book in the Galactic Hot Dog series. It's like deja vu all over again (and...

From the creator of the bestselling series The Last Kids on Earth In this second installment of Cosmoe's wild space adventures, the fearless hot-dog-selling crew take their wares to the circus only to discover things are not as they seem Nothing goes better with...

Fellow sixth graders, an alien and a human, become unlikely friends in this hilarious, fast-paced, and accessible first book in the sci-fi series Sixth-Grade Alien from the bestselling author of Aliens Ate My Homework, Bruce Coville. Sixth grade can be tough. But starting sixth...

Large Print�s increased font size and wider line spacing maximizes reading legibility, and has been proven to advance comprehension, improve fluency, reduce eye fatigue, and boost engagement in young readers of all abilities, especially struggling, reluctant, and striving readers. Author: Adam GidwitzISBN-10: 1432876597ISBN-13: 9781432876593Publisher:...

Large Print�s increased font size and wider line spacing maximizes reading legibility, and has been proven to advance comprehension, improve fluency, reduce eye fatigue, and boost engagement in young readers of all abilities, especially struggling, reluctant, and striving readers. Author: Rachel Renee RussellISBN-10: 1432874837ISBN-13:...

Large Print�s increased font size and wider line spacing maximizes reading legibility, and has been proven to advance comprehension, improve fluency, reduce eye fatigue, and boost engagement in young readers of all abilities, especially struggling, reluctant, and striving readers. Author: Rachel Renee RussellISBN-10: 1432874829ISBN-13:...

The Problims try to win the Corn Dog Carnival and rescue their missing mama in the second book in New York Times bestselling author Natalie Lloyd's hilarious and clever series that's perfect for fans of Jennifer L. Holm and Sharon Creech "An affectionate ode...

Onyx Kids Adventures is the funny and thrilling illustrated kids book series from the original series Onyx and Onyx Family on Onyx Flix and YouTube. Onyx Kids chronicles the adventures of brother and sister, Shiloh and Shasha, and their entire Onyx Family. The Onyx...

An otherworldly middle grade story perfect for fans of A Wrinkle in Time and Stranger Things from the author of the Very Nearly Honorable League of Pirates series and the Agatha Award nominee The World's Greatest Detective.What begins as a rather unremarkable Tuesday quickly...

A #1 New York Times bestseller An Amazon Best Books of the Year So Far 2019 Selection From the bestselling creator of The Bad Seed, a timely story about not having to be Grade A perfect Meet the good egg. He's a verrrrrry good...

Would you trust these guys with a space ship?Willy and Peter need to get as far as possible from their sister's annoying kindergarten pageant. But they never expected their hiding place to be a moon rocket blasting their butts into space There they make...

A 2017 Bank Street Best Children's Book of the Year. Mom's Choice Award - Gold A 2017 Parents' Choice Silver Honor Things aren't always what they seem in this charming tale of imagination, sharing and friendship. When Elephant takes a peaceful walk with his...

Winter's nap is over, and new life is all around! Flowers are blooming. Birds are chirping. And the Really Woolly characters are discovering God's goodness all around them. Curl up with your little one, and join the fun while learning about the hope of...

Sixteen calico kittens -- the number of colors in a crayon box. Their mother, Sophie, knows one from another...but how do you think Mrs. Tuttle tells those kittens apart? Peter Catalanotto's sequel to his Matthew A.B.C. and Daisy 1, 2, 3 invites long looking,...

On St. Patrick's Day, leprechauns are lucky. But on every other day of the year, they make for noisy neighbors -- and they're turning the entire town of Dingle upside down Fortunately, Finn O'Finnegan always has a clever plan brewing, and this time, with...

LASSIE, GO HOME -- MUSH IS HERE! Now that Kelly Mangiaro's family has moved out of their apartment into a house, she figures her parents will finally let her get a dog. Instead, her mother gets a job, and Kelly gets a baby-sitter. Then...

There are lots of things that regular people can do, but teachers can't. Teachers can't ride a bike or scooter to school. And they can never be tardy. Teachers can't buy their own apples. And they can't teach their best without flowers on their...

"Unexcitable Gramps surprises everyone with a whopping tale of derring-do that proves there's life in the old boy yet. Stevenson's watercolors couldn't be better."--School Library Journal.Author: James StevensonISBN-10: 0688070353ISBN-13: 9780688070359Publisher: Greenwillow BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 05/21/1987Pages: 32Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.30lbsSize: 8.10h x 9.80w x 0.20dAccelerated Reader:Reading Level:...

What happens when the bossiest cousin ever comes to visit for the weekend? This classic picture book about sharing and accepting others is a funny and realistic look at handling a friend or family member who isn't so good at sharing.Wendell was spending the...

In this funny picture book, a toddler named Sam, who knows what he wants, stops clever Kitty fromstealing his new rubber ball.Author: Barbro LindgrenISBN-10: 0688023592ISBN-13: 9780688023591Publisher: HarperFestivalLanguage: EnglishPublished: 08/22/1983Pages: 32Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.31lbsSize: 6.66h x 6.18w x 0.33d

All of Ella's friends had pops that had done amazing things. Why was her Pop so normal? Why hadn't her pop done awesome things? Join Ella as she searched for what is really important in a pop. Author: Stewart Andrew WilliamsISBN-10: 0648566005ISBN-13: 9780648566007Publisher: MRLanguage:...

Eleven-year-old Walter can't believe his eyes when he sees the eviction notice from Ralph, the rotten nephew of his old friend, General Britt. It isn't so bad for Walter and his mother, who also lives there--she would have no trouble finding another housekeeping job...

"We are wild and fierce. We do not wait for invitations." It's time for the annual family reunion, and the dozens of cousins are running wild like beasties. Like hungry ogres They hug fluttering aunts and soft-spoken elders, play in the creek, shimmy up...

Since he was brought to life by Margret and H.A. Rey more than fifty years ago, Curious George has found a lasting place in the hearts of millions of boys and girls. Fans will laugh and cheer as they read about the adventures of...

New York Times bestselling author-artist James Dean brings us a new Pete the Cat adventure, a special reimagining of The Tortoise and the Hare as a race between Pete and Turtle, in Pete the Cat: Go, Pete, Go Includes over 30 fun stickers.Ding, ding....

Perennial favorite Froggy says "Aloha " in this great beachy read The bestselling Froggy is back in another adventure This time he's off to sunny Hawaii, where his trip, of course, doesn't go quite as planned. From surfing and swimming to learning how to...

After a mean collector named Swindle cons him out of his most valuable baseball card, Griffin Bing puts together a band of misfits to break into Swindle's compound and recapture the card. There are many things standing in their way, but Griffin and his...

Werewolf Village. The Doom Slide. The Coffin Cruise. These are just a few of the famous attractions awaiting Luke and Lizzy Morris at HorrorLand, the amusement park where terror comes free with every ticket. Step right up and join the Morris family as they...

Brothers Michael and Norman and their parents are off on a fun-filled Florida family vacation in an RV. They have to take along their weird sock-eating plants, Stanley and Fluffy, because they act up and can't be left at home alone. At a campground...

"How much mischief can an invisible cat cause? Plenty, if that cat is Squishy McFluff.... Ava and Squishy charm. Readers will wish that they had a kitty to blame their misdeeds on when they've acted...naughty." - Kirkus Reviews Squishy McFluff has been blow-dried and...

"How much mischief can an invisible cat cause? Plenty, if that cat is Squishy McFluff.... Ava and Squishy charm. Readers will wish that they had a kitty to blame their misdeeds on when they've acted...naughty." - Kirkus Reviews This playful early chapter book will...

Mother cleaned high. Mother cleaned low. Mother cleaned the room for Joe. Joe is delighted with his newly cleaned room. Now he can find all of the toys he wants to play with. But with so much space and so many great toys, which...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. If a ghost can write books, Why not greeting cards, too?The bestselling trio from Spence Mansion is launching a greeting card company called Greetings from the Graveyard. But what kind of card do you send to an ex-girlfriend...

Bonjour Sparky heads to Paris, where his new French bulldog friend helps him find food as delicious as it is hard for Sparky to pronounce. In return, Sparky decides to help him find a human friend of his own. But then the two pups...

Dumpling the hamster came to a dusty end inside a vacuum cleaner. He suspects that his owner Oliver's parents never admitted to their son that they were to blame for Dumpling's demise. Now the hamster needs Joe's help to reveal the truth - but...

A real-life astronaut is coming to Edith B. Sugarman Elementary School, and one lucky kid gets to interview him Not only that, a trip to a space adventurer program is also up for grabs. To win the contest, students must complete a physical fitness...