Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

Our favorite dog is back! Mayor Good Boy has gone from the first dog mayor of Greenwood . . . to the first dog mayor on the silver screen! In this second series installment, a very good dog is going to see his name...

New York Times-bestselling team Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton invite readers to come hang out with them in their 91-Story Treehouse--the seventh book in the illustrated chapter book series filled with Andy and Terry's signature slapstick humor! Andy and Terry live in a 91-story...

The New York Times bestselling series!Because you're blueThis bracelet is now for you.Speak one wish to make it true. . .So begins this enchanting new adventure from Sarah Mlynowski, the New York Times bestselling author and co-author of the Whatever After and Upside-Down Magic...

Set in a boarding school, "Love Is Gross" is a fun novel centered around Roman, a young man who finds love to be nauseating. Offering a unique twist to the romantic comedy genre, this is a must-read for young adults! Before heading off to...

MULTI-AWARD-WINNING PICTURE BOOK Independent Press Award WINNER (Distinguished Favorite) - Best Picture Book (All Ages) 2024Moonbeam Children's Book Awards WINNER (Gold Medal) - Best First Picture Book 2023 NYC Big Book Award WINNER (Distinguished Favorite) - Best Picture Book (All Ages) 2023Purple Dragonfly Award...

Elmo and his adorable puppy, Tango, star in a sturdy board book based on the new Sesame Street specials Furry Friends Forever: Elmo Gets a Puppy! and Elmo and Tango's Mysterious Mysteries. Meet Tango--Elmo's adorable mixed-breed puppy! This sturdy board book is based on...

Brace yourselves...because this is the WORST adventure book in the whole entire world! Poor Nameless finds himself in another one of the Worst books and he does NOT want to go on an adventure! It's just not his style. Will he defeat the mighty...

Ten-year-old Cooper is always at the top of Santa's Naughty List. His archrival bets there's NO WAY Cooper will get the super-hot Christmas toy only given to those on Santa's Nice List. (Yes, Santa Claus is real!) The loser has to transfer to the...

Featured in Elmer's World of Glue Teaching Guide Winner: 2016 Montana Treasure State Award. Nominee: NY State Charlotte Award list, 2015-16. Alabama Camellia Award list 2014-15, Grade 2-3 Division. Although Matty's art teacher has warned him that too much glue never dries, Matty loves...

Stand-up comedian and Hollywood box-office hit Kevin Hart keeps the laughs coming in an illustrated middle-grade novel about a boy who has big dreams of making a blockbuster superhero film. Perfect for readers of James Patterson's Middle School series and Lincoln Peirce's Big Nate...

Meet Bumble and Snug, two best monster friends with BIG feelings, as they go on an epic journey in the first book in their hilarious graphic novel series. Bumble and Snug are two best friends who just so happen to be little monsters called...

In this 8x8 storybook based on an episode from the hit preschool show from Fred Rogers Productions Donkey Hodie, Donkey Hodie and Purple Panda travel to the best party ever! Donkey and Panda make a list of all the things they need to bring...

Happy Thanksgiving...or not...because this is The WORST Thanksgiving Book in the Whole Entire World! Poor Nameless finds himself in another one of the Worst books and he is no fan of Thanksgiving! Who is this mysterious turkey on the cover? Is Jerry Pumpkins back...

Read this hilarious series in any order!A Dude's best friend is his dog!It's summertime, so Deven gets a new video game, Grandad gets a new used RV, and Jayden finally gets a dog! You know how it is with dogs--you want to take them...

Panda and Penguin from The Perfect Sofa are back in this endearing picture book. Penguin and Panda have planned to go camping, but they both get sick. They stay at home and take care of each other instead. And Panda plans a wonderful little...

Flower girl Amelia Bedelia is on hand to help save her aunt's wedding day with her take on wedding planning. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Chapter Books is an imprint of Spotlight, a division of ABDO.Author: Herman ParishISBN-10: 1098251113ISBN-13:...

A squishy goo monster is a challenge for the Princess in Black but luckily some science-loving princesses are on hand to help. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Chapter Books is an imprint of Spotlight, a division of ABDO.Author: Shannon...

Kimmie is overwhelmed with deadlines. By night, she fulfills tooth fairy false teeth commissions. By day, she and her friend Myron scramble to create the perfect invention to enter in their school's Invent-A-Thon, and to beat her rival, Harold Adams. And now, Kimmie has...

When Nora Nibblesworth sees the poster for the model ship competition, she knows she can win first prize. But when it becomes a group project, everything starts going wrong! Can Nora get along with her teammates or will their entry end up as one...

An humors, colorful look at Orthodontics by two long time artists in the Midwest.Author: Craig CampbellISBN-10: 1948509326ISBN-13: 9781948509329Publisher: Ice Cube PressLanguage: EnglishPublished: 11/05/2021Pages: 64Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.80lbsSize: 11.97h x 8.43w x 0.47d

Many fantastic creatures live in the Cambrian Zoo. Come take a ride on the Turtle Tram around the park with Brooke and Corey. Watch out for Bella! She chooses one lucky child to take for a ride each day. What a great view of...

When Scary Fairy causes a ruckus in Wicked Wood, will she change it forever? Scary Fairy blows into Wicked Wood on a fierce Southern Wind and immediately begins disturbing the peace. She discards Squirrel's acorns to make her new bedroom. She uses Hedgehog as...

Indiana Jones meets Goosebumps in this chilling Creeptown adventure!When a mysterious force traps his class in a haunted museum, 12-year-old Arlo, a rising filmmaker, must abandon his script and become an action hero for real. But can he stop living bones?Don't miss the fast-paced...

Justin has always wanted a pet. A dog a cat even a turtle would work.His parents would always tell him no; he wasn't responsible enough for that yet. Until one day his Mom and Dad agreed to take him to the pet store.That's when...

What's not love when a quartet of cousins visit their wacky uncle's private island, complete with horror-themed amusement park, on Halloween?The attraction is closed to the public for the night, too, so they have it all to themselves! No crowds! No lines! No waiting!...

Have You Ever...? is about farm animals dressing up, eating people food, and doing really silly things. Caution This book causes uncontrollable laughter Author: J. J. WonderfulISBN-10: 1098008588ISBN-13: 9781098008581Publisher: Christian FaithLanguage: EnglishPublished: 02/04/2020Pages: 38Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.27lbsSize: 10.00h x 8.00w x 0.10d

Will Jimmy locate the Pickaxe of Resurrection? Can Claire get back to her home dimension?Jimmy and his crew managed to defeat Esmeralda's forces in the Overworld, but they are no closer to discerning the details Ciaran's evil plan to conquer their dimension. Ciaran's minions...

'The Crocodile Who Lost His Glasses And Other Stories' is a collection of nine imaginative tales for children of all ages from Giles Ekins, author of the acclaimed 'The Adventures Of A Travelling Cat' books.Apart from the titular story, the anthology includes such stories...

With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this ninth book in the My Weirder-est School arc, A.J. and his friends learn some new, exciting facts about geography from a world traveler. No need to...

The Zero to Hero series of hilarious fictional diaries puts the reader inside the heads of hapless children in frazzling historical situations. Gladiator follows a child who is tricked into becoming a gladiator in ancient Rome. "Get Real" fact boxes feature throughout, providing historical...

"A hilarious book for animal lovers and risk takers everywhere! Brian McCann introduces us to Wannabe Farms, and we never want to leave." - Amy Poehler From acclaimed comedy writer Brian McCann comes Wannabe Farms, the insanely funny, rhyming collection of stories that asks...

Best friends Magpie and Penguin find themselves in quite the mess when - POOF - their wish to change places comes true! But although it looked like it would be fun to live in each others' worlds; eating worms, flying high, swimming with friendly...

Friends fans of all ages will love this funny, adorably illustrated quiz book based on the blockbuster TV show!It's the one where you get to fill it out! Take quizzes about which Friends character you're most like, answer questions about your own friends, rank...

The long-awaited prequel to the bestseller FOURTH GRADE RATS George, aka "Suds," has just entered third grade, and he's heard the rhyme about "first grade babies/second grade cats/third grade angels/fourth grade rats," but what does this mean for his school year? It means that...

Continuing the Read & Bloom line for newly independent readers comes a delightfully funny, boy-friendly series . . . Meet Stinky Spike! Ahoy! When this shipyard pup gets lost at sea, he's rescued by a crew of stinky pirates led by Captain Fishbeard. Spike...

The Action and Adventure begin again Time for more awesomeness with the superheroes of beautiful downtown Skokie--Aw Yeah Comics' very own Action Cat and Adventure Bug See our heroes battle dastardly villains Wonder as a burning asteroid hurdles toward earth Beware of the lurking...

Readers will find this charming, funny, easy-to-read middle-grade novel from the beloved Patrick Jennings an absolute hoot! When the new kid joins his class, Woodrow agrees with his schoolmates--Toulouse is really weird. He's short--kindergarten short--dresses in a suit like a grandpa, has huge eyes,...

Roy has a cowboy hat. He has cowboy boots. Now Roy wants to be a real cowboy He goes to a dude ranch, where he can do lots of cowboy things. But at the ranch, Roy finds out that being a real cowboy is...

In this We Both Read title, it's Lulu's birthday and all of her little bug friends have come over for her outdoor party. Despite a big rain storm that threatens to ruin the fun, Lulu helps all of her friends have a great time....

Mrs. Green's class must come up with an idea for a booth at the school carnival and while everyone thinks a dunk tank is a great idea, no one wants to be the one who gets dunked. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated...

The hilarious tale of Wanda Belch, the new cafeteria lady at school. She's rumored to drive to school in a garbage truck, and her favorite dish to serve the kids is called the "Souffle of Science Experiments." Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated...

When Smurf wants to travel to outer space, he tries to build a rocketship, but it fails to get off the ground and he grows depressed. Papa Smurf and the other Smurfs make a plan to cheer him up: putting him to sleep and...

This graphic novel presents the first comics in which the Smurfs ever appeared In Medieval times, a court jester named Peeweet who lives in a King's castle discovers a flute that makes those who listen to it dance until they collapse from exhaustion. When...

"Required reading for any prospective dark knights or superheroes." --Kirkus ReviewsClad in bright suits that bespeak their daring deeds, these mini heroes, aka kids, live their daily lives assailed by all sorts of new challenges and uphill battles. Whether jumping rope on the playground,...

When a funny turn of events brings a parrot to the ranch, Hank is not worried. After all, what harm can one copycat bird do? So he decides to go about his business. The only problem is, Loper and Sally May don't seem to...

When pirates invade the ranch, Hank is soon shipwrecked in a tree (of all places!) and facing imminent disaster as a violent storm approaches. Does everyone's favorite Head of Ranch Security have what it takes to get himself out of this latest mess? Abridged.Author:...

Author: John R. EricksonISBN-10: 1591886074ISBN-13: 9781591886075Publisher: Maverick Books (TX)Language: EnglishPublished: 08/01/2002Format: CDWeight: 0.36lbsSize: 7.54h x 1.31w x 0.93d

Mateo is so excited. It's his birthday and he can't wait Not only will there be a party later with friends but his grandmother is bringing him a very special gift: a red velvet cape. It's a cape for superheroes Mateo imagines all the...

Reviving a timeless American folk song, this children's book relates the hilarious story of a husband and his impossibly lazy wife. Following the couple from their marriage through the wife's nonsensical antics over the years, the featured tune contains a clever tongue-twister as its...

The busy but careless beaver spends his days following random impulses, rarely thinking things through and leaving in his wake a devastated forest filled with stumps, half-nibbled trees and injured, homeless animals. But then one day the beaver finds himself on the wrong side...