Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

The School Mice Book 3 by Nancy Higham The perfect Story Time book series for both boys and girls ages 6-12 Grades: 1-6.Murray Mouse and his family have to find somewhere to spend the summer while Mrs. Pringle's classroom is being painted.After a desperate...

It's summertime, and you're invited for a rollicking day at the pool with Charlie and his pet dragon (and best friend ), Rosie. But be careful--swimming with a dragon can be, um, challenging. As Rosie and Charlie blow bubbles (don't forget your umbrella ),...

"No matter the predicament, Hurwitz interjects both humor and warmth. Accompanied by illustrations as playful as Arlene and Ilene, this chapter book is a t-winning choice." -- Kirkus ReviewsSecond-graders Arlene and Ilene Kelly are twins -- identical twins to be exact -- and they...

From the father-daughter team behind I Will Love You Anyway comes another heartwarming tale about a sweatband-wearing pug. Fetch and Sit and Stay and Ball and Walk and Bed I know those words... ...but what is Fred? Little ones will laugh out loud as...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Sofia Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Lucy Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Avery Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

What if you found a dinosaur in your own backyard? Get ready to raise a baby dinosaur in the Dino Files series When Frank's grandma finds the fossil of a dinosaur egg, it's an amazing discovery. Even more amazing? When that egg hatches Now...

Captain Banana Beard thinks that finding Neptune's Trident will bring him great fortune. But the treasure carries a curse! What will the Nearly Fearless Monkey Pirates do when they come face to face with zombie mermaids? Perfect for libraries, this pirate adventure features a...

In the first book of the Isle of Misfits series, a gargoyle that can't sit still at his post is invited to live on an island full of other restless magical creatures! Gibbon is a gargoyle who has been unable to sit still for...

Marcus is a Cupid. Lena is a Reaper. Opposites attract in the exciting new Switched At First Kiss series by the acclaimed author of The Dirt Diary.Dared to kiss the adorkable Marcus Torelli at a party, Lena thinks it's the perfect opportunity to cross...

Why are some things just for Ana Dalt? What makes her so special? And most importantly... Who is Ana Dalt?This fully illustrated dust jacket picture book follows the narrator as they try to determine who Ana Dalt is and what makes her so special....

The students at Fillmore Middle School have turned into zombies and it's up to Billy to invent something that can turn them back in the twelfth book of a hilarious middle grade series! There's something mysterious oozing its way down the Fillmore Middle School...

It's jocks vs. nerds as a tween and his cadre of misfits go to hilarious lengths to bring down their enemies in this laugh-out-loud MAX novel. Chub is a short, accidentally bald, middle school outcast with no chance of ever becoming one of the...

In a cheeky and hilarious picture book, author Sam Apple and illustrator Sam Ricks share a silly story about the potty-training experience...from the toilet's point of view! Danny would sit anywhere and everywhere: a comfy couch, a bean bag chair, his mom's lap, a...

In this irreverent, hilarious, and charming picture book, award-winning poet Victoria Chang and celebrated artist Marla Frazee show that all toddlers love their mommies--no matter what. Is Mommy tall or short? Short! Is Mommy fun or boring? Boring! In this joyous ode to hardworking...

Imagine your own grandma playing with all your favorite toys while you are at school. Just thinking about your grandma dancing around in your tutu, riding in a go-cart, or playing your drums is so comical This story can be read over and over,...

It's time for bed, but that doesn't mean it's time for the same old boring bedtime story. This one starts with a boy who discovers a duck in his fridge. Soon there are more ducks, and the only thing they are interested in is...

Donovan is hungry for a special kind of breakfast . . . Makwa It's breakfast time and Donovan knows exactly what he wants this morning Not eggs, not pancakes, not cereal. No, what he wants is BEAR, just like his grandfather used to eat...

A little lost witch undergoes a magical transformation when she's loved by a human family in this heartwarming story. When Felina, a little witch, breaks her broom on Halloween and can't fly home, she is stuck with the Doon family and their black cat,...

Pull out your pencils! Everyone's an artist in this lively and inspiring picture book full of wit, whimsy, and wacky imagination...and dragons, of course! Dragons of all shapes and sizes are on display in this high-flying how-to picture book from celebrated author-illustrator Douglas Florian....

A new villain threatens to put "the big freeze" on the second grade's holiday play. Can the Sunnyview Superhero Squad save the show? Eugene and Charlie can hardly wait for Sunnyview Elementary's holiday spectacular, "The Winter Wonderland." These superhero pals are prepared to give...

You'd be upset too if you turned into a poodle instead of a wolf. Freddy Lupin is gearing up for the most exciting night of his life. It's the evening of his one-hundred-and-twenty-first month (that's ten years and one month to a human), and...

Ack wants a pet, but he knows that Mom will never get him one. That's no problem. Eek will just make him one insteadAuthor: Blake Hoena, Blake A. HoenaISBN-10: 143426551XISBN-13: 9781434265517Publisher: Stone Arch BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 01/01/2014Pages: 32Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.25lbsSize: 8.80h x 5.70w x 0.30dAccelerated...

John midas loves chocolate. He loves it so much that he'll eat it any hour of any day. He doesn't care if he ruins his appetite. He thinks chocolate is better than any other food But one day, after wandering into a candy store...

For use in schools and libraries only. Junie B. Jones is a first grader at last, which means a new class, a new teacher, and even some new friends.Author: Barbara ParkISBN-10: 1417671084ISBN-13: 9781417671083Publisher: Turtleback BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 05/01/2005Pages: 88Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.35lbsSize: 7.50h x 5.30w x...

Will Lucky solve life's mysteries before she turns twelve? The adventures that began with the Newbery Award-winner The Higher Power of Lucky come to a grand finale. For eleven-year old Lucky, the universe is full of questions. Is that mysterious woman at the café...

It's the Tooth Fairy against Nathan, a boy who'd rather keep his tooth than get the cash, thank you very much! Nathan's lost his first tooth! And he's thinking he'll hold on to it, so thanks-but-no-thanks, Tooth Fairy. This is one tooth that is...

Steve Brixton is in retirement, and not even grand theft auto can bring him back for one last job. Period, the end, that's that. Right After finding out that his favorite author (and author of the definitive Bailey Brothers Guidebook) was not the man...

Amelia gets assigned a school science project with the worst partners ever How will she survive the science fair? When Amelia's science teacher Mr. Engels announces that the 7th graders are all going to compete in the science fair, Amelia is counting on working...

In No Girls Allowed (Dogs Okay), now available in paperback, Scab knows exactly what he wants: a dog. But if his "smart times ten" twin sister, Isabelle, keeps tattling on him, he's never going to get his pet. The sister repellant spray he invents...

Twelve-year-old Willa Havisham is a classics reader, a cherry-cordial eater, and quite possibly the world's worst wisher. But when she and her glamorous single mother, Stella, move to Bramble, Cape Cod, Willa's wishes begin to come true: She makes her first-ever best friend, Tina....

Never has an invisible friend caused a girl so much grief. From acclaimed children's author Lauren Barnholdt, a laugh-out-loud chapter book series for precocious kids everywhere Meet Hailey Twitch.She's just like you. Well, sort of. She loves pink sparkly pencils and ice cream. But...

Bullies aren't born mean--through the vicious cycle of mean, bullies are made.According to the Ambassadors 4 Kids Club, one out of every four students is bullied--and 85% of these situations never receive intervention. Parents, students, and teachers have amped up solving the bullying problem...

A hilarious and heartwarming illustrated chapter book from the writer of the blockbuster film Minions Perfect for fans of Dog Man Welcome to Toy Academy: where toys learn to play. This is where action figures train to battle, stuffed animals study the art of...

Perfect for beginning readers who love Curious George. The man's yellow hat has run away! Can Curious George and his friend find it? Follow that hat! Follow that hat! The man's yellow hat has run away . . . all by itself. But how?...

Perfect for beginning readers who love Curious George. It's not a bird. It's not a plane. It's Super George! Join Curious George on a super fun caper across the city. What happens when George and his friend Tim are faced with a real crime...

After wacky third grader Hazy Bloom starts seeing visions of things that will happen one day in the future, she hopes her tomorrow power will help her get the pet she's always dreamed of in Hazy Bloom and the Pet Project, a hilarious chapter...

Two best friends with a flair for adventure use their gardening and art skills to catch a criminal during D僘 de los Muertos, in the first book of the Lou Lou and Pea series! Lou Lou Bombay and Peacock Pearl have been best friends...

The lovable little dog with a GIANT personality is back--battling something that may be worse than squirrels! Life is pretty much a bag of treats when you're an endlessly energetic Jack Russell Terrier. For Fenway, days are filled with important things like defending the...

It's a piece of cake Amelia Bedelia + Good Friends = Super Fun Stories to Read and ShareThe second book in a new arc in the bestselling Amelia Bedelia chapter book series featuring young Amelia Bedelia and her friends Are Amelia Bedelia and her...

Goober McGee has a bad habit. He eats his boogers His older brother, Sludge, warns him that he could come down with a case of Boogeritis.Goober thinks Sludge is pulling his leg. Then one day he wakes up and he's green-everywhere Goober begins to...

Valentine doesn't understand why his mum thinks farting is such a big deal, especially when she feeds him healthy fruits and vegetables that make him gassy. After all, everyone farts, don't they? One day, Valentine and Mum learn that the Queen is in town--and...

"Charming.... Sanborn's cartooning is full of...polish and physical comedy" - Publisher's Weekly. The rollicking adventures of a polar bear who hitches a ride to Antarctica. He's never seen penguins before; to him they look like something fun to play with. Children cement their vocabulary...

Theodor Seuss Geisel Award Winner Benny and his sister Penny know it's wrong to sneak into someone else's backyard but their mysterious new neighbor--or is it a monster?--may be a thief. They go snooping and discover a lot about themselves and...a new friend.Bestselling children's...

Best friends Julie and Lydia are back in this hilarious sequel to Amy Ignatow's breakout novel! After spending all of fifth grade studying popularity together, Julie and Lydia are finally ready to put their hard-earned lessons to use in junior high. But before they...

For fans of Ladybug Girl and Charlie & Lola, check out the loveable handful nobunny can resist! Betty Bunny puts her own funny preschool spin on soccer (and practice). From the creator of Disney's T.V. series Dog with a Blog. Soccer is the first...

The chickens at the farm are building a wall, and no one is quite sure why. But they know one thing: the hedgehog that wandered in must be trouble. So all winter they build and build, until they have a wall that towers over...

Jealous of his dog's simple life, a boy makes a wish to switch places with his pet in this hilarious tale from New York Times best-selling author Kelly DiPucchio. Charlie thinks his dog, Norman, has got it good: he gets to spend his days...

Hardcover. Originally published in 1937 and long out of print. Filled with vintage illustrations and ten laugh-out-loud stories. 152 pages, 6 x 7.5 in.Author: Paul T. GilbertISBN-10: 0764975390ISBN-13: 9780764975394Publisher: Pomegranate CommunicationsLanguage: EnglishPublished: 09/15/2016Pages: 152Format: HardcoverWeight: 1.15lbsSize: 7.70h x 6.40w x 0.90d