Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

Just how humdrum is 10-year-old Aldo Zelnick's life right now? So humdrum that he sets out to measure which January day will be the most boring. So humdrum that Jack and Bee succeed in getting him to try some weird hobbies. So humdrum that...

Wimpy Kid and Dork Diary fans, meet Aldo Zelnick Aldo Zelnick is not an athlete like his older brother or a rock collector like his best friend; he's just a regular kid who likes to draw. On the first day of summer vacation after...

Funny magical adventure series perfect for kids ages 7 and upMy name is Evie Everyday and I'm a witch. But all I've ever wanted is to be a Lamron. That's the word normal spelled backward. Anyways, now I have the chance to go to...

"Grandma's acting worried, and looking very grim. She never knows each morning, just what the cat dragged in " Mice and lizards and bats . . . EEEW What will the cat drag in next? This hilarious picture book has a fun "yuck" factor...

This is the story of Chevy, a 1951 American Chevrolet truck, now a classic of its kind, which was abandoned in a field in Kansas at the end of its working life, only to rust away for many years until imported into the United...

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. "Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not...

If you've ever been forced to go on a family holiday to the middle of nowhere, you know it's like getting a filling at the dentists. Everything from the long drives, boring day trips and beds that wage war on your spine, make it...

Teaches readers how to take care of their very own sea monsters through friendly instructions, in-depth information, and gentle warnings about the potential hazards of magical pet ownership.Author: Eric BraunISBN-10: 1680729144ISBN-13: 9781680729146Publisher: Hi Jinx PressLanguage: EnglishPublished: 07/15/2019Pages: 24Format: Library BindingWeight: 0.50lbsSize: 9.20h x 6.80w...

Teaches readers how to take care of their very own phoenixes through friendly instructions, in-depth information, and gentle warnings about the potential hazards of magical pet ownership.Author: Eric BraunISBN-10: 1680729128ISBN-13: 9781680729122Publisher: Hi Jinx PressLanguage: EnglishPublished: 07/15/2019Pages: 24Format: Library BindingWeight: 0.50lbsSize: 9.10h x 6.70w x...

Teaches readers how to take care of their very own griffins through friendly instructions, in-depth information, and gentle warnings about the potential hazards of magical pet ownership.Author: Eric BraunISBN-10: 168072911XISBN-13: 9781680729115Publisher: Hi Jinx PressLanguage: EnglishPublished: 07/15/2019Pages: 24Format: Library BindingWeight: 0.50lbsSize: 9.20h x 6.80w x...

New York Times-bestselling team Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton invite readers to come hang out with them in their 117-Story Treehouse―the ninth book in the illustrated chapter book series filled with Andy and Terry's signature slapstick humor Andy and Terry live in a 117-story...

In book six, an unwelcome intruder is leaving spooky ciphers in Evan's secret lab. These mysterious messages come at a time when the class is getting ready for the Charlie Cheese Pumpkin Flavor Eating Contest. The students have been tasked to find the best...

Pleskit loses his grandfather's brain in this third book of the hilarious, fast-paced, and accessible Sixth-Grade Alien sci-fi series from the bestselling author of Aliens Ate My Homework, Bruce Coville. Some kids lose their homework. Some kids lose their math book, or their sneakers,...

Sam Graham wants a cell phone to help him with his research, but when his parents say no, he has to come up with another way to keep all the info he needs in his pocket in this hilarious fifth chapter book in the...

Prepare to laugh out loud at the antics of Goldilocks and The Three Bears in this illustrated chapter book for lovers of snarky humor and fractured fairy tales. "So I ate some porridge and broke a chair--get over it!" Goldilocks snipes at Bobby Bear,...

The side-splitting festive follow-up to Old MacDonald Heard a Fart, from hilarious picture book superstar, Olaf Falafel."Father Christmas heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O "Father Christmas is getting ready to deliver the presents - but he keeps getting distracted by some VERY rude noises Who...

Large Print�s increased font size and wider line spacing maximizes reading legibility, and has been proven to advance comprehension, improve fluency, reduce eye fatigue, and boost engagement in young readers of all abilities, especially struggling, reluctant, and striving readers. Author: Rachel Renee RussellISBN-10: 1432874772ISBN-13:...

What can you do with letters of the alphabet? Just about anything! Dog has just discovered something! But what is it? It takes Cat to explain that this is the alphabet, and you can do - well - anything, with it! This slapstick duo...

In book 4, there's something in the air and it's spreading fast. It's a zombie outbreak and they're after anything that moves Can Shiloh and Shasha hide long enough to escape or will they become one of them?Onyx Kids Adventures is a funny and...

For readers ages 8-11! Naughty Week... That time between Christmas and New Year's when Santa goes on vacation and kids are allowed to be as naughty as they want to be. Or is it? For Harrison and his brother Max, it most certainly is...

Eight-year-old Mandy Berr learns life lessons with patriotic pizazz in the first adventure of a new chapter book series. Eight-year-old Mandy Berr has a lot going on. She has to share her parents' attention with her newborn twin siblings, who are always crying, and...

A boy learns to face his fear of monsters after discovering that monsters are afraid of his baby sister. Inspired by a child's imagination, this children's picture book published by New Classics Books features a timeless, rhythmical tale with beautiful illustrations. Simple enough for...

New Halloween Story for 2019It turns out that Monsters like Dracula, and The Wolf-Man get pretty scared when Halloween rolls around. Who would have known? The silly reason being, they find kids in ghoulish costumes absolutely frightening. Dracula thinks he has the solution when...

Welcome to Cornerstone Middle School where Shiloh and his friends have started middle school. What starts out as an uneventful day quickly spirals into the first of many mysteries and adventures to come. Shiloh, Evan, Max, Desirae, and Roxy team up to solve the...

Welcome to Cornerstone Middle School where Shiloh and his friends have started middle school. What starts out as an uneventful day quickly spirals into the first of many mysteries and adventures to come. Shiloh, Evan, Max, Desirae, and Roxy team up to solve the...

Grandma Green strolls out her back door, so very excited to do her gardening. Today, something seems and looks different. Everywhere Grandma looks, there is an uncountable number of bright yellow large dandelion heads greeting her. These weren't here yesterday, Grandma Green is thinking....

This all-new rainbow pencil book is based on DreamWorks Trolls World Tour--available at home on demand April 10, 2020 Includes a chunky pencil that writes in four different colors Boys and girls ages 3 to 7 will love this DreamWorks Trolls World Tour activity...

Meet Ahmed--a boy living near the Valley of the Kings in Egypt in 1922. Though he's grateful for his job as a photographer's assistant, he'd like to shoot something more interesting than rich tourists in front of the temple in Luxor. When he gets...

Meet Clara--a girl living in Los Angeles, California, in 1915. Major motion-picture companies have moved out to Hollywood, and she's right in the middle of all the action. When she finds herself working behind the scenes in the film industry for a big-shot producer...

The Fernwood Valley Fuzzies have a baseball game set with the undefeated and impeccable Geartown Clankees. The Clankees perform like well-oiled machines...mainly because they are robots in disguise just wanting to fit in and feel the love of good sportsmanship deep inside their gears....

Grab your sunglasses and slather on the sunscreen In this laugh-out-loud adventure for kids and animal lovers everywhere, summer is here and Junior is getting his very own doggy vacation. It's me, Junior, back again with another tail-wagging tale of mischief-making I'll tell you...

A curious wood mouse, Maurice decides to explore the opera house, which glimmers like a giant lantern from across the lawn. Lured by beautiful music, he sneaks in for a tour of the opera house's rehearsals, wardrobe room, restaurant, and orchestra pit.The uninvited guest...

The Little Fart is back, and he's not alone this time He's bought a whole family of farts along with him If you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love reading along with the Little Fart as he...

Flying Furballs, a hilarious action-packed adventure series, captures the romance and excitement of the era at the dawn of aviation--set in a world of cats versus dogs. Put simply, Flying Furballs is pussycats, planes, and Paris. Our hero is Claude D'Bonair, a young pilot...

Put simply, Flying Furballs is pussycats, planes and Paris. Our hero is Claude D'Bonair, a young pilot in the cat air corp, keen to prove his worth to the older pilots and live up to the memory of his father. Will cats and dogs...

For this "Mega-Compendium", I have added 5 new stories to the 10 already published. In the new stories, Firewoman Sam is invited to tour fire-fighting associations in Asia. For the first time, all the Firewoman Sam stories are available together on Kindle and in...

Have you ever wondered what happens in your house at night while you are sleeping? Is it dark and quiet with nothing going on, or...... are there strange and funny things happening that can't be explained? What if there were some very odd characters...

Award-winning storyteller Andy Jones and acclaimed illustrator Darka Erdelji are back with another whimsical, wise, and witty 'Jack tale'--the third in their on-going series. Jack and Mary in the Land of Thieves finds Jack, that everyman of folktales, married to his sweetheart Mary, the...

Do you want your child to enjoy reading the best examples of English literature?Introduce Lear's all-time classic poetry to your little one. Meet an Old Man with a beard, a Young Lady of Ryde, and many more of Lear's waggish and extravagant characters, beloved...

Pick a book. Grow a Reader This series is part of Scholastic's early chapter book line Branches, aimed at newly independent readers. With easy-to-read text, high-interest content, fast-paced plots, and illustrations on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and stamina. Branches books...

Long Description: When Kai breaks all of the museum rules, he finds himself inside the paintings that just minutes ago loomed above him. But when he continues to misbehave, he suddenly becomes lost and alone, until a girl with the pearl earring tells him...

Are you having a hard time getting your little one to get ready for bedtime?Does your child have a hard time falling asleep at night? Is it very hard to find stories that can grab your kids attention?If you answered yes to any of...

'Joshua Wonders' was born out of a visit of the author with her grandson Joshua. She re-tells Joshua's curiosity questionings. Having lost his first tooth, Joshua's preoccupation with what the tooth fairy could possibly do with his tooth launched him into a journey of...

Albi the snowman lives in a world of everlasting snow. Together with his friends, whale, birdie, penguin and worm he has the best of times. He loves to read his favorite picture book, but always falls asleep! His dreams take him into the world...

A delightful 32 page children's book with colorful and engaging pictures told in rhyme about squid and octopuses. This little book is filled with fun facts about them and puts a wonderful twist on these amazing creatures. Every young reader will enjoy reading about...

When Grandma Lil's dog Sniffy is accused of stealing underwear, Grandma Lil and the rest of Little Snorington must find the real underpants bandit. Young readers will love solving the mystery in this appealing tale.Author: Heather PindarISBN-10: 1541590104ISBN-13: 9781541590106Publisher: Lerner Publications (Tm)Language: EnglishPublished: 01/01/2021Pages:...

In Book Eleven, Mom takes the family to her old neighborhood mall. What was once the place to be is now an empty wasteland. While they explore the abandoned mall, Shiloh stumbles into the arms of a mannequin that won't let go. Will he...

In book nine, Shiloh ordered something online that promised to be a keeper, but when it is actually delivered it ended up being a creepy KREEPER Onyx Kids Adventures is a funny and thrilling illustrated kids book series from the original series Onyx Kids...

Princess Regina has a perfectly rotten plan to win the class election in this hilarious Level 2 Ready-to-Read story. When Miss Prunerot announces an election for class president, most of the princesses can't wait and plan out special campaigns to win the hearts of...

Mimi and her Periwinkle Tower pals are back in this sweet and silly sequel to It's Not Easy Being Mimi But after a series of friendship mishaps, will they still be able to stick together forever? Six members loyal, six members true. We'll stick...