Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

Pearl simply could not figure out how to be a good normal chicken. Blanche was her best and only friend who would tell her, "You just have a heaping helping of what makes a chicken a chicken. That's all." After losing Blanche, Pearl's unstoppable...

What is going on in Santa's workshop? Droopy swords, shrinking giants, and... farting ninjas?!? A standard mission for the Spunky Caboodle and their trusty dragons... Or is it? Join these extraordinary heroes, Humphrey Nudge, Barnaby Potts, Quinsy Wick, and Morley Patch on a riptalesnorter...

Fifteen-year-old Ben Smith has the perfect family, but then everything changes. Ben's world is pulled inside out, his love-life turned upside down. Three things happen: A truck collides with a bus. A plane lands in Dubai, one passenger short. There is a vicious dog...

It's Bumface Poohands' Birthday Join our cheeky chum as Bumface prepares for his party and the arrival of his bum chums in this fun, naughty picture book for kids of all ages (and juvenile grown-ups )Author: Jels, Kay MannISBN-10: 1916250912ISBN-13: 9781916250918Publisher: PoohandsLanguage: EnglishPublished: 10/12/2020Pages:...

When Little Bumsy Clump, a young ogre, goes off chasing a bat, little does he realise he will get lost and be separated from his family for a year. Will he ever be safe again? It doesn't look like it, especially when a horrible...

What if Goldilocks was held accountable for her actions? In this graphic retelling of the fairy tale "Goldilocks and the Three Bears," author/illustrator Bee Waeland reimagines the story of a self-involved little girl who commits a crime and is arrested for breaking and entering....

As much as we don't like to talk about it, many kids simply have a habit of biting their fingernails, picking their nose and yes, let's face it, eating their boogers. In this entertaining and illustrative story, children will be giggling on every page...

"Hop keeps trying and has fun along the way in this nice, comic lesson in perseverance." - Booklist Splash! Mommy wants all her little frogs to take swimming lessons. Floating, backstroke, treading water . . . Hop tries his best, but often makes a...

What's not love when a quartet of cousins visit their wacky uncle's private island, complete with horror-themed amusement park, on Halloween?The attraction is closed to the public for the night, too, so they have it all to themselves! No crowds! No lines! No waiting!...

Join the babyccinos as they learn about the letter I and the words that it can make. This babyccino series is great for children learning the English alphabet and improving their reading skills. It is a fun, educational colourful book in rhyme.Author: Dan McKayISBN-10:...

Perfect for fans of Carl Hiaasen's classic Hoot, this humorous adventure story set in a not-so-distant future celebrates the important differences we can make with small, brave acts.When Ahab and his friends find a bullfrog in their town -- a real, live bullfrog, possibly...

Cinders & Sparks is a fresh, funny, and fabulous take on Cinderella for everyone who loves series like Whatever After and Grimmtastic Girls.Cinders, her talking dog Sparks, and the hapless Hansel are on their way to Fairyland--but first they'll have to make it through...

Fun Mystery for young readers Henry Mozzarella and The Case of The Missing Diamonds is the first book in a new series for young readers. Henry, a very clever mouse, is the town's detective and his canine friend, Max, are great at following clues....

Here comes a big germ walking. Germs are everywhere and we just can't seem to get rid of them. Readers follow the main character Steve as he helps his classmates get rid of an unexpected guest. The big germ book brings life to germs...

A red-eyed frog from Mike's nightmares torments him from outside his window. He's not sure if it's real or if the stress of his dad's disappearance is messing with his head. With his best friends Pete and Jane, Mike traps and examines the frog...

It's the first teatime of the summer holidays, and things have already started to go wrong for Jake Starling. When Jake's mum signs him up for a super boring reading competition, he's convinced that his summer holiday is definitely ruined.But a mysterious trip to...

Young Billy and his family have always been happy even though they might not have the nicest house or toys.But one day Billy wakes up to find something extraordinary in his tissue.His amazing discovery will change his family's life forever.Author: Scott C. GelberISBN-10: 1647194342ISBN-13:...

"O-Oh! Witches!" This fabulous 'reveal book' follows the curiosity of Sophie, a little girl who decides to spy on her mother's afternoon tea party. Sophie is an ordinary girl, with an ordinary mother who owns an ordinary shop. Or so she thinks. All that...

'WE HAVE COME TO WIN YOUR PLANET!'A funny, page-turning adventure story about achieving to the very best of your ability. For ages 7 to 13.Football Sam's new team, The Shooting Stars, are keen to play their first proper league game, but instead find themselves...

'Paddy Poopenhopper's Magic Turds' is an inspiring tale that illuminates the endless ripple effects of kindness. In the quiet town of Goobersvile, legend has it that Paddy Poopenhopper has magic turds that turn to gold. One year, when misfortune hits the town, Paddy's most...

"Amazing Rhyme, Know-It-All Nora," is the first book of the new "Amazing Rhyme: A Read and Rhyme Book" series. All the books of this new series are written as story rhymes and based on lessons about developing good character. This book, "Amazing Rhyme, Know-It-All...

This is the first book in the series of The Little Miss Adventures of Ariah, which celebrates being African American and Latina. The author of Ariah Meets Prima uses rhythm and rhymes to tell the story of how these two primas met. Ariah better...

From the author of Cog and Voyage of the Dogs, Weird Kid is a hilarious and heartfelt homage to everyone who feels like they don't belong. Perfect for fans of Gordon Korman and Stuart Gibb. Jake Wind is trying to stay under the radar....

Nickelodeon superstar JoJo Siwa's Sweet Adventures continue in graphic novel form with The Terrific Time Twist! On a trip to the science center, JoJo was shocked to discover the time machine wasn't just an exhibit. Whoops--it actually works! JoJo and friends end up skipping...

When a small lemon shaped bird and her pumpkin dog friend are lost on their journey home, it doesn't stop them from reaching out and helping all the new friends they meet on their way! A chapter book middle grade novel about friendship and...

This Sillysaurus is a memoir disguised as a series of interconnected young persons' books, translated into English from Sillysaurese by Poppa Jeff. The Sillysaurus is much more than a personified pooch who wants to share her superb adventures, sometimes stretching the truth. The Sillysaurus...

Aleah Jean, better known as A.J., has a copy-cat problem, and her name is Brooklyn. Ever since the start of the third grade, Brooklyn has been copying everything A.J. says, does, and wears. It is so annoying!A.J. and her best friend Ashley decide to...

Where There's a Whisk, There's a Way takes readers on a magic trip down the rabbit hole to the place where sugar and spice make everything nice: Alice's Wonderland Bakery. Based on the new Disney Junior series, this gorgeously illustrated original picture book follows...

Join Luca in this fun interactive picture book with pop-out flaps as he searches for a mermaid at the beach. Luca was so excited to go to the beach! He was bound to find a mermaid... This beautifully illustrated fun interactive book follows Luca...

Happy birthday...or not...because this is the Worst Birthday Book in the Whole Entire World! Nameless, the rock with the fancy red hat on the cover, tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the worst BIRTHDAY book ever. What could possibly...

The Starlings are squabblingthe Crows are making a terrible din - it's SO NOISY the Squirrel babies just CAN'T sleep.Squirrel knows there's only one thing to do. She must ask Owl for help...And so begins a magical woodland journey with Owl's amazing Silence Catcher....

Being the greatest zombie fighter of all time is a lot for one animal, but Emmy's the perfect hamster for the job. Fire, rage, and fury are her weapons of choice and woe to the undead human who crosses her path. That is, until...

The world's greediest pug won't play fair, and he'll do just about anything to win!Will Pig ever learn? He's an absolute cheat and quite the sore loser as well. But when Pig challenges his foot-long playmate, Trevor, to a kibble eating contest, he accidentally...

"Great characters, hilarious jokes... a joy to read." --Lincoln Peirce, New York Times bestselling author of Big Nate series Literal-minded Ben cracks open a fortune cookie and it tells him that he can have anything he wants, if only he's willing to wait... A...

Despite looking the part, a little witch cannot seem to do the things that witches are supposed to do.Author: Lorna BalianISBN-10: 1932065326ISBN-13: 9781932065329Publisher: Star Bright BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 09/01/2003Pages: 28Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.50lbsSize: 8.64h x 6.56w x 0.35dAccelerated Reader:Reading Level: 3.2Point Value: 0.5Interest Level: Lower GradeQuiz...

It's a dog's life! An adorable book of letters from Bobs the dog, by much-loved author Enid Blyton. The perfect gift for animal-lovers of all ages. "Bones and biscuits! If a cheeky bird didn't fly down to my nose and eat a crumb off...

Nicholas Again is the second in a series of five books about a young schoolboy who is amusing, endearing and always in trouble. Written by the author of Asterix, René Goscinny, and featuring witty illustrations by New Yorker cartoonist, Jean-Jacques Sempé, this book brings...

The Terribles might be monsters, but they're also kids just like you! Well, sort of. This hilarious peek into the world of vampires, mummies, swamp-things, and bigfoots is perfect for fans of the Hotel Transylvania movies. Vampires, mummies, and gelatinous balls of goo (oh...

The Terribles might be monsters, but they're also kids just like you! Well, sort of. This hilarious peek into the world of vampires, mummies, swamp-things, and bigfoots is perfect for fans of the Hotel Transylvania movies. Vampires, mummies, and gelatinous balls of goo (oh...

The uproarious next installment of the Ham Helsing graphic novel series sees Ham and his crew back to fight monsters at mysterious Camp Fish Head Lake! Ham Helsing is a winner!" --Lincoln Peirce, writer and artist of New York Times bestselling series Big Nate...

James Ponti's City Spies meets Stuart Gibbs's Spy School in this fun, action-packed sequel that follows young inventor and secret Illuminati spy Maddie on a thrilling new adventure.Super spies reporting for duty! When Maddie Robinson and her team are assigned a new super secret...

Don't miss this charming picture book about a tiny cleaning machine with a mighty heart. Perfect for fans of Sherri Duskey Rinker's Mighty, Mighty Construction Site, and Three Cheers for Kid McGear.Sweeps is a mini and mighty cleaning machine! She's eager to get to...

An utterly charming, "gorgeous" (Booklist) Southern-voiced middle grade novel about a young girl and the adventure she embarks upon to prove her Gran's stories were true. Perfect for fans of The Unforgettable Guinevere St. Clair and Three Times Lucky. Trixy needs a story, fast,...

It's time to choose a bedtime story! In this hilarious competition for the right to be read, may the best book win!"A humorous approach to the dilemma of choosing just one bedtime story."--Kirkus Reviews In Josh's bedroom, tension mounts as each of his books...

From the legendary author of Hatchet, a laugh-out-loud misadventure about a boy, his free-thinking dad, and the puppy-training pamphlet that turns their summer upside down. Twelve-year-old Carl is fed up with his father's single-minded pursuit of an off-the-grid existence. His dad may be brilliant,...

All Aboard! Now back in print! A rollicking retelling of the story of Noah's ark--one of the greatest stories in the Bible--and a timely reminder that our world and its inhabitants need our care. Noah is happy that his ark was finished in time...

Percy is looking forward to a day out at the beach with his Mum and Dad. However, he lets his excitement get the better of him and things don't end up going entirely his way when they are on their trip to the beach.Can...

Jesper Jinx is eleven, and probably the unluckiest person in all of Puffington Hill. Everything he touches seems to end up in sweet disaster. Hence his nickname 'Jinx'. Are you ready for the Puffington Hill International Children's Book Fair? That is where Jesper and...

Kids who love video games, especially Minecraft, will love the hilarious 'Game on Boys' series. Designed to appeal to the heart of any boy or girl, with its captivating story lines, whacky illustrations and side-splitting humor, they won't want to put it down. The...

Would you rather have a hose for a nose...or 26 toes? This hilarious book presents readers with side-splitting scenarios that make them choose between monster moms and dinosaur dads, crying your eyes out or laughing your head off, and ants in your pants or...