Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

Paddington has warmed the hearts of generations of readers with his earnest good intentions and humorous misadventures. This new paperback edition of the classic novel contains the original text by Michael Bond and illustrations by Peggy Fortnum.What other bear but Paddington could find himself...

Paddington has warmed the hearts of generations of readers with his earnest good intentions and humorous misadventures. This paperback edition of the classic novel contains the original text by Michael Bond and illustrations by Peggy Fortnum.Paddington doesn't intentionally turn his friend's wedding into an...

From the author of the popular Zombie Chasers series comes the second book in the hilarious, action-packed Monsters Unleashed duology, now in paperback The only thing worse than monsters? Bugs. Billions of them.Just when Freddie Liddle thought he could catch a break, a new...

This New York Times bestseller from David Walliams, the UK's #1 bestselling children's author and "the heir to Roald Dahl" (The Spectator), launched his books stateside in a big way Walliams makes going to the dentist a wacky adventure with his signature humor--this is...

In the classic tradition of George and Martha, Elephant and Piggie, and Frog and Toad comes Moo Moo and Mr. Quackers in their debut, Moo Moo in a Tutu.A cow who wants to be a ballerina? Are you for real? This is a hilarious,...

It's Dinosaur's first Valentine's Day ever, and someone has left him a secret gift Can Danny help his friend solve this Valentine's Day mystery?First introduced in 1958 with Danny and the Dinosaur, this popular pair is together again in a fun adventure sure to...

The charming, never-before-published sequel to Caps for Sale Those mischievous monkeys are at it again, bringing laughs to a new generation of readers.Since Esphyr Slobodkina's Caps for Sale was first published in 1940, millions of children have savored the original tale of the peddler,...

Perfect for fans of Battle Bunny and Z Is for Moose, this irresistible book within a book introduces us to Blobfish, known as the "ugliest fish in the sea"...or is he actually the fish who will steal our hearts?Did you know that the deepest...

Heroes and Villains, the seventh volume in Jon Scieszka's Guys Read Library of Great Reading, is chock-full of adventure featuring an array of characters--with and without capes.Featuring ten all-new, original stories that run the gamut from fantasy to comics to contemporary adventure to nonfiction,...

A delightfully funny reinvention of the classic fairy tale "The Frog Prince," from author Veronica Bartles and illustrator Sara Palacios. Once upon a time there was a princess named Cassandra who had everything she could ever wish for...except a pet frog to be her...

Ada hates everything about ballet class, yet she still has to go Arabesques? Grotesque And then one Saturday, Ada pli s right out the door and into the hallway, smacking into someone who thinks her ungraceful moves are great In the tradition of Kevin...

Go to Sleep, Monster is a funny and surprising twist on the typical monster-under-your-bed story.Getting George to sleep is a nightmare. But getting a monster to sleep? That's an adventure.This is the first book written and illustrated by the bestselling artist of the Terrible...

Mervin the Sloth is just standing there quietly when giant letters drop onto the page: "Mervin the Sloth is about to do the best thing in the world." But what is the best thing in the world? What is Mervin about to do? It...

In the ninth chapter book in the New York Times-bestselling series, Amelia Bedelia and her friends at school explore different jobs and careers and think about what they want to be when they grow up Amelia Bedelia is especially curious about her own father's...

It's Rappy the Raptor's first day of school, and he's having a hard time keeping his cool But when Rappy spots a classmate being bullied, he finds the nerve to speak up--in rhyme, of course Parents and kids will snap, tap, and dance first-day...

It's the fourth adventure from the belly-bloating, plunger-toting, pants-exploding . . . fearless FART SQUAD This laugh-out-loud chapter book series is perfect for Captain Underpants fans. With black-and-white illustrations throughout and a butt-load of bathroom humor, young readers will be giggling from start to...

Five stories about young Amelia Bedelia--plus fun games, puzzles, and word scrambles--make the Amelia Bedelia Storybook Treasury an irresistible read-aloud, the perfect gift book, and a terrific way to explore the English language and expand vocabulary This value-priced storybook collection features five previously published...

In this interactive video-game-inspired picture book perfect for fans of Press Here and Tap the Magic Tree, Blip needs to reach the bar to win his game--but he needs the reader's help. If he wins, he gets a surprise Tap, tickle, and shake Blip.Tilt,...

Pinkalicious loves pink, from pink cupcakes to pink flowers. Join Pinkalicious as she embarks on five grand adventures, all you need is a little bit of magic and a big heart Author: Victoria Kann, Elizabeth KannISBN-10: 0062286412ISBN-13: 9780062286413Publisher: HarperFestivalLanguage: EnglishPublished: 05/28/2013Format: CDWeight: 0.18lbsSize: 5.15h...

The living dead are back and they mean business in Nothing Left to Ooze, book five of John Kloepfer's sidesplitting Zombie Chasers tween series, with illustrations by David DeGrand. Loaded with middle school shenanigans, fast-paced adventure, hilarious black-and-white drawings throughout, and--of course--a slew of...

Flat Stanley is taking over the world, one city at a time In this fantastic twelfth installment in the renowned Flat Stanley's Worldwide Adventures chapter book series, the Lambchop family is ready to explore San Francisco, California Don't miss any of Flat Stanley's worldwide...

The story of Mac, Vince, and middle-school organized crime comes to its thrilling conclusion in the third book of Chris Rylander's Fourth Stall saga, a series that combines a Godfather-like tale of crime and betrayal with hilarious school comedy la Jack Gantos.Their business is...

Five favorite Pinkalicious stories in one volume are pinkatastic enough, and the read-along CD plus pages upon pages of activities, jokes, recipes, and more are the icing on the cupcake Readers will delight in acting out a play starring Pinkalicious, and writing special pink...

R.L. Stine, author of the bestselling Goosebumps series, raved that Gravediggers is "my kind of book--fast, frightening, and all too real "During a class hiking trip, Ian, Kendra, and PJ get lost in the mountains and discover that they are being stalked by a...

Fans of Artemis Fowl and Percy Jackson and the Olympians will definitely want to read Champions of Breakfast, the final book in Adam Rex's acclaimed Cold Cereal Saga, which Eoin Colfer called "totally original and wholly brilliant."When we last left our kid heroes, Emily...

For fans of Artemis Fowl and Percy Jackson & the Olympians comes the second book in Adam Rex's acclaimed Cold Cereal Saga, about three kids who must save the world from the diabolical schemes of an evil breakfast company.Scottish Play Doe and his friends...

'Prince Roger sets out eagerly on a quest and finds a few adventures, a lot of friends, a damsel or two in distress (not!) and himself, in the end. A 'carrier of joy' whose mere presence causes everyone to laugh uncontrollably, Roger finds cruelty...

Now planned as a Broadway musical from the Tony Award-winning producer of "Hamilton" and "Rent"!From the Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist, playwright, screenwriter, and illustrator of The Phantom Tollbooth, Jules Feiffer, comes a witty story about following your dreams.Jimmy is bad at sports and not much...

Pinkalicious and Peter both enter the Spring Hat Parade contest Using paper, glitter, and tons of imagination, Pinkalicious creates a sparkly masterpiece, while Peter ends up in a sticky situation. Fortunately, Pinkalicious knows just how to save the day.Author: Victoria KannISBN-10: 0061989606ISBN-13: 9780061989605Publisher: HarperFestivalLanguage:...

Fancy Nancy goes mini in this slipcase containing four miniature I Can Read titles! This adorable set makes for the perfect stocking stuffer. This set includes: Pajama Day, The Show Must Go On, The 100th Day of School, and Every Day Is Earth Day.Pajama...

Meet Summer Jackson, a smart, irresistible character who will appeal to to any kid who has ever wanted to skip straight to adulthood because it seems like SO much more fun.Summer is fairly certain she's ready to be a grown-up--right now. She wants to...

The seventh book in a hilarious chapter book series about an accidental rule breaker from Katherine Applegate, Newbery Medal-winning and bestselling author of The One and Only Ivan, Endling, and Wishtree.If Roscoe guesses the weight of a giant pumpkin, he'll win a bunch of...

Newbery Medal-winning author Beverly Cleary lovingly chronicles the ups and downs of elementary school woes. This is perfect for fans of Clementine. For a girl as enthusiastic about life as Ramona, starting the first grade should be easy But with a teacher who doesn't...

Your buffalo is growing up. He plays with friends. He shares his toys. He's smart But is he ready for kindergarten? (And is kindergarten ready for him?) Is Your Buffalo Ready for Kindergarten? is a hilarious look at first-day-of-school jitters from author Audrey Vernick...

Put your fanciest foot forward and step into Fancy Nancy's stylish world This book is filled with fabulous stickers of Nancy's many favorite things, from elegant desserts to gorgeous shoes and accessories. This is the ultimate collection sure to entertain the most glamorous Fancy...

With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!In this eleventh book of the My Weird School Daze series, A.J.'s mom has a new job! That means A.J. will have to go to After School Kids' Kare....

Flat Stanley is taking over the world, one city at a time In this awesome ninth installment in the renowned Flat Stanley's Worldwide Adventures chapter book series, the Lambchops pack their bags for the US capital, Washington D.C. Stanley's been chosen to receive a...

With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!In the second book in My Weird School Daze--the hilarious second arc of the My Weird School series--A.J. is taking a much-needed summer vacation with his family. But all...

The Hare family--Papa, Mama, andLittle Baby Hare--are enjoying a peacefulday in their rabbit hole until they heara big THUMP outside their door. Thethump is Goldilocks herself, who hasfallen down the rabbit hole after beingchased by the Three Bears.(I think you know why those bearswere...

Springtime for Fancy Nancy means flowers, butterflies, sunshine, and most of all . . . a chance to show off her fabulous spring fashions Author: Jane O'ConnorISBN-10: 0061236012ISBN-13: 9780061236013Publisher: HarperFestivalLanguage: EnglishPublished: 12/30/2008Pages: 12Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.25lbsSize: 11.90h x 9.10w x 0.10d

It was a quiet night until--knock, knock, knock!--can that be a DUCK at the door Max the duck burst on the scene in this funny picture book. Preschoolers and those reading to them enjoy giggling along as the animals cause havoc--but always with good...

The first book in a hilarious chapter book series about an accidental rule breaker from Katherine Applegate, Newbery Medal-winning and bestselling author of The One and Only Ivan, Endling, and Wishtree. When his classmates can't sit still for a big performance at school, Roscoe...

Snoring Beauty is a sweetly hilarious spin on the classic fairy tale "Sleeping Beauty." Written in bouncy rhymed verse perfect for reading aloud, this whimsical reimagining from Sudipta Bardhan-Quallen is sure to appeal to children and parents alike. Tucked in his little bed inside...

Splish splashrumba-rumbabim bam boom It's bedtime at the swamp--except somebody's not ready. Somebody's still splashing in the water and the mud.Is there a monster on the loose?Kristyn Crow has taken every child's worst nightmare and transformed it into a frolic through swampland. With funny...

NOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIESA Warning from the Publisher: If you have come this far, it is likely too late. Readers who have experienced the first nine volumes in A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket are usually so weakened by their dreadful...

There's a Secret in Superopolis Years Ago, a young superhero named Meteor Boy mysteriously vanished during a dangerous mission. But what really happened to him? Could he still be alive? There may be more to the Meteor Boy secret than anybody suspected, and Ordinary...

Read along with your favorite I Can Read Book characters I Can Read Books are the premier line of beginning readers encouraging children to learn--and love--to read. Featuring award-winning authors and illustrators, I Can Read Books offer a full spectrum of entertaining stories for...

In a land far, far away . . .A boy with magical powers to win Princess Charming's heart. A fairy who likes turning humans into toads. A true love forbidden by the King. A world of fairies and magic -- what could be more...

Learn to read with America's favorite mixed-up housekeeper, Amelia Bedelia! The Amelia Bedelia books have sold more than 35 million copies since Amelia Bedelia was first published more than fifty years ago.This box set includes three of the most popular and bestselling Amelia Bedelia...

It's Mother's Day, and T. Rex wants to do something really special for his mama. No more boring chocolates or fern-decorated living rooms or completely wallpapered dining rooms for Mama Rex this year!This time, T. Rex has the perfect gift idea that he knows...