Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

Indiana Jones meets Goosebumps in this chilling Creeptown adventure!When a mysterious force traps his class in a haunted museum, 12-year-old Arlo, a rising filmmaker, must abandon his script and become an action hero for real. But can he stop living bones?Don't miss the fast-paced...

Justin has always wanted a pet. A dog a cat even a turtle would work.His parents would always tell him no; he wasn't responsible enough for that yet. Until one day his Mom and Dad agreed to take him to the pet store.That's when...

What's not love when a quartet of cousins visit their wacky uncle's private island, complete with horror-themed amusement park, on Halloween?The attraction is closed to the public for the night, too, so they have it all to themselves! No crowds! No lines! No waiting!...

Have You Ever...? is about farm animals dressing up, eating people food, and doing really silly things. Caution This book causes uncontrollable laughter Author: J. J. WonderfulISBN-10: 1098008588ISBN-13: 9781098008581Publisher: Christian FaithLanguage: EnglishPublished: 02/04/2020Pages: 38Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.27lbsSize: 10.00h x 8.00w x 0.10d

Will Jimmy locate the Pickaxe of Resurrection? Can Claire get back to her home dimension?Jimmy and his crew managed to defeat Esmeralda's forces in the Overworld, but they are no closer to discerning the details Ciaran's evil plan to conquer their dimension. Ciaran's minions...

'The Crocodile Who Lost His Glasses And Other Stories' is a collection of nine imaginative tales for children of all ages from Giles Ekins, author of the acclaimed 'The Adventures Of A Travelling Cat' books.Apart from the titular story, the anthology includes such stories...

With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this ninth book in the My Weirder-est School arc, A.J. and his friends learn some new, exciting facts about geography from a world traveler. No need to...

"A hilarious book for animal lovers and risk takers everywhere! Brian McCann introduces us to Wannabe Farms, and we never want to leave." - Amy Poehler From acclaimed comedy writer Brian McCann comes Wannabe Farms, the insanely funny, rhyming collection of stories that asks...

Friends fans of all ages will love this funny, adorably illustrated quiz book based on the blockbuster TV show!It's the one where you get to fill it out! Take quizzes about which Friends character you're most like, answer questions about your own friends, rank...

The long-awaited prequel to the bestseller FOURTH GRADE RATS George, aka "Suds," has just entered third grade, and he's heard the rhyme about "first grade babies/second grade cats/third grade angels/fourth grade rats," but what does this mean for his school year? It means that...

Continuing the Read & Bloom line for newly independent readers comes a delightfully funny, boy-friendly series . . . Meet Stinky Spike! Ahoy! When this shipyard pup gets lost at sea, he's rescued by a crew of stinky pirates led by Captain Fishbeard. Spike...

The Action and Adventure begin again Time for more awesomeness with the superheroes of beautiful downtown Skokie--Aw Yeah Comics' very own Action Cat and Adventure Bug See our heroes battle dastardly villains Wonder as a burning asteroid hurdles toward earth Beware of the lurking...

Readers will find this charming, funny, easy-to-read middle-grade novel from the beloved Patrick Jennings an absolute hoot! When the new kid joins his class, Woodrow agrees with his schoolmates--Toulouse is really weird. He's short--kindergarten short--dresses in a suit like a grandpa, has huge eyes,...

Mrs. Green's class must come up with an idea for a booth at the school carnival and while everyone thinks a dunk tank is a great idea, no one wants to be the one who gets dunked. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated...

The hilarious tale of Wanda Belch, the new cafeteria lady at school. She's rumored to drive to school in a garbage truck, and her favorite dish to serve the kids is called the "Souffle of Science Experiments." Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated...

When Smurf wants to travel to outer space, he tries to build a rocketship, but it fails to get off the ground and he grows depressed. Papa Smurf and the other Smurfs make a plan to cheer him up: putting him to sleep and...

When a funny turn of events brings a parrot to the ranch, Hank is not worried. After all, what harm can one copycat bird do? So he decides to go about his business. The only problem is, Loper and Sally May don't seem to...

When pirates invade the ranch, Hank is soon shipwrecked in a tree (of all places!) and facing imminent disaster as a violent storm approaches. Does everyone's favorite Head of Ranch Security have what it takes to get himself out of this latest mess? Abridged.Author:...

Author: John R. EricksonISBN-10: 1591886074ISBN-13: 9781591886075Publisher: Maverick Books (TX)Language: EnglishPublished: 08/01/2002Format: CDWeight: 0.36lbsSize: 7.54h x 1.31w x 0.93d

Mateo is so excited. It's his birthday and he can't wait Not only will there be a party later with friends but his grandmother is bringing him a very special gift: a red velvet cape. It's a cape for superheroes Mateo imagines all the...

Reviving a timeless American folk song, this children's book relates the hilarious story of a husband and his impossibly lazy wife. Following the couple from their marriage through the wife's nonsensical antics over the years, the featured tune contains a clever tongue-twister as its...

The busy but careless beaver spends his days following random impulses, rarely thinking things through and leaving in his wake a devastated forest filled with stumps, half-nibbled trees and injured, homeless animals. But then one day the beaver finds himself on the wrong side...

The School Mice Book 3 by Nancy Higham The perfect Story Time book series for both boys and girls ages 6-12 Grades: 1-6.Murray Mouse and his family have to find somewhere to spend the summer while Mrs. Pringle's classroom is being painted.After a desperate...

It's summertime, and you're invited for a rollicking day at the pool with Charlie and his pet dragon (and best friend ), Rosie. But be careful--swimming with a dragon can be, um, challenging. As Rosie and Charlie blow bubbles (don't forget your umbrella ),...

"No matter the predicament, Hurwitz interjects both humor and warmth. Accompanied by illustrations as playful as Arlene and Ilene, this chapter book is a t-winning choice." -- Kirkus ReviewsSecond-graders Arlene and Ilene Kelly are twins -- identical twins to be exact -- and they...

From the father-daughter team behind I Will Love You Anyway comes another heartwarming tale about a sweatband-wearing pug. Fetch and Sit and Stay and Ball and Walk and Bed I know those words... ...but what is Fred? Little ones will laugh out loud as...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Sofia Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Lucy Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

Everybody wants to be a princess What could be better? In "Today Avery Will Be a Princess," one little heroine craves the royal treatment until she learns that princesses don't get to play in the mud. It's no contest--the tiara is abandoned in favor...

What if you found a dinosaur in your own backyard? Get ready to raise a baby dinosaur in the Dino Files series When Frank's grandma finds the fossil of a dinosaur egg, it's an amazing discovery. Even more amazing? When that egg hatches Now...

Captain Banana Beard thinks that finding Neptune's Trident will bring him great fortune. But the treasure carries a curse! What will the Nearly Fearless Monkey Pirates do when they come face to face with zombie mermaids? Perfect for libraries, this pirate adventure features a...

In the first book of the Isle of Misfits series, a gargoyle that can't sit still at his post is invited to live on an island full of other restless magical creatures! Gibbon is a gargoyle who has been unable to sit still for...

Marcus is a Cupid. Lena is a Reaper. Opposites attract in the exciting new Switched At First Kiss series by the acclaimed author of The Dirt Diary.Dared to kiss the adorkable Marcus Torelli at a party, Lena thinks it's the perfect opportunity to cross...

Why are some things just for Ana Dalt? What makes her so special? And most importantly... Who is Ana Dalt?This fully illustrated dust jacket picture book follows the narrator as they try to determine who Ana Dalt is and what makes her so special....

The students at Fillmore Middle School have turned into zombies and it's up to Billy to invent something that can turn them back in the twelfth book of a hilarious middle grade series! There's something mysterious oozing its way down the Fillmore Middle School...

It's jocks vs. nerds as a tween and his cadre of misfits go to hilarious lengths to bring down their enemies in this laugh-out-loud MAX novel. Chub is a short, accidentally bald, middle school outcast with no chance of ever becoming one of the...

In a cheeky and hilarious picture book, author Sam Apple and illustrator Sam Ricks share a silly story about the potty-training experience...from the toilet's point of view! Danny would sit anywhere and everywhere: a comfy couch, a bean bag chair, his mom's lap, a...

In this irreverent, hilarious, and charming picture book, award-winning poet Victoria Chang and celebrated artist Marla Frazee show that all toddlers love their mommies--no matter what. Is Mommy tall or short? Short! Is Mommy fun or boring? Boring! In this joyous ode to hardworking...

Imagine your own grandma playing with all your favorite toys while you are at school. Just thinking about your grandma dancing around in your tutu, riding in a go-cart, or playing your drums is so comical This story can be read over and over,...

It's time for bed, but that doesn't mean it's time for the same old boring bedtime story. This one starts with a boy who discovers a duck in his fridge. Soon there are more ducks, and the only thing they are interested in is...

Donovan is hungry for a special kind of breakfast . . . Makwa It's breakfast time and Donovan knows exactly what he wants this morning Not eggs, not pancakes, not cereal. No, what he wants is BEAR, just like his grandfather used to eat...

A little lost witch undergoes a magical transformation when she's loved by a human family in this heartwarming story. When Felina, a little witch, breaks her broom on Halloween and can't fly home, she is stuck with the Doon family and their black cat,...

Pull out your pencils! Everyone's an artist in this lively and inspiring picture book full of wit, whimsy, and wacky imagination...and dragons, of course! Dragons of all shapes and sizes are on display in this high-flying how-to picture book from celebrated author-illustrator Douglas Florian....

A new villain threatens to put "the big freeze" on the second grade's holiday play. Can the Sunnyview Superhero Squad save the show? Eugene and Charlie can hardly wait for Sunnyview Elementary's holiday spectacular, "The Winter Wonderland." These superhero pals are prepared to give...

You'd be upset too if you turned into a poodle instead of a wolf. Freddy Lupin is gearing up for the most exciting night of his life. It's the evening of his one-hundred-and-twenty-first month (that's ten years and one month to a human), and...

John midas loves chocolate. He loves it so much that he'll eat it any hour of any day. He doesn't care if he ruins his appetite. He thinks chocolate is better than any other food But one day, after wandering into a candy store...

For use in schools and libraries only. Junie B. Jones is a first grader at last, which means a new class, a new teacher, and even some new friends.Author: Barbara ParkISBN-10: 1417671084ISBN-13: 9781417671083Publisher: Turtleback BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 05/01/2005Pages: 88Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.35lbsSize: 7.50h x 5.30w x...

Will Lucky solve life's mysteries before she turns twelve? The adventures that began with the Newbery Award-winner The Higher Power of Lucky come to a grand finale. For eleven-year old Lucky, the universe is full of questions. Is that mysterious woman at the café...

It's the Tooth Fairy against Nathan, a boy who'd rather keep his tooth than get the cash, thank you very much! Nathan's lost his first tooth! And he's thinking he'll hold on to it, so thanks-but-no-thanks, Tooth Fairy. This is one tooth that is...

Steve Brixton is in retirement, and not even grand theft auto can bring him back for one last job. Period, the end, that's that. Right After finding out that his favorite author (and author of the definitive Bailey Brothers Guidebook) was not the man...