Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

Amelia gets assigned a school science project with the worst partners ever How will she survive the science fair? When Amelia's science teacher Mr. Engels announces that the 7th graders are all going to compete in the science fair, Amelia is counting on working...

Never has an invisible friend caused a girl so much grief. From acclaimed children's author Lauren Barnholdt, a laugh-out-loud chapter book series for precocious kids everywhere Meet Hailey Twitch.She's just like you. Well, sort of. She loves pink sparkly pencils and ice cream. But...

Bullies aren't born mean--through the vicious cycle of mean, bullies are made.According to the Ambassadors 4 Kids Club, one out of every four students is bullied--and 85% of these situations never receive intervention. Parents, students, and teachers have amped up solving the bullying problem...

A hilarious and heartwarming illustrated chapter book from the writer of the blockbuster film Minions Perfect for fans of Dog Man Welcome to Toy Academy: where toys learn to play. This is where action figures train to battle, stuffed animals study the art of...

Perfect for beginning readers who love Curious George. The man's yellow hat has run away! Can Curious George and his friend find it? Follow that hat! Follow that hat! The man's yellow hat has run away . . . all by itself. But how?...

After wacky third grader Hazy Bloom starts seeing visions of things that will happen one day in the future, she hopes her tomorrow power will help her get the pet she's always dreamed of in Hazy Bloom and the Pet Project, a hilarious chapter...

Two best friends with a flair for adventure use their gardening and art skills to catch a criminal during D僘 de los Muertos, in the first book of the Lou Lou and Pea series! Lou Lou Bombay and Peacock Pearl have been best friends...

The lovable little dog with a GIANT personality is back--battling something that may be worse than squirrels! Life is pretty much a bag of treats when you're an endlessly energetic Jack Russell Terrier. For Fenway, days are filled with important things like defending the...

It's a piece of cake Amelia Bedelia + Good Friends = Super Fun Stories to Read and ShareThe second book in a new arc in the bestselling Amelia Bedelia chapter book series featuring young Amelia Bedelia and her friends Are Amelia Bedelia and her...

Valentine doesn't understand why his mum thinks farting is such a big deal, especially when she feeds him healthy fruits and vegetables that make him gassy. After all, everyone farts, don't they? One day, Valentine and Mum learn that the Queen is in town--and...

"Charming.... Sanborn's cartooning is full of...polish and physical comedy" - Publisher's Weekly. The rollicking adventures of a polar bear who hitches a ride to Antarctica. He's never seen penguins before; to him they look like something fun to play with. Children cement their vocabulary...

Theodor Seuss Geisel Award Winner Benny and his sister Penny know it's wrong to sneak into someone else's backyard but their mysterious new neighbor--or is it a monster?--may be a thief. They go snooping and discover a lot about themselves and...a new friend.Bestselling children's...

For fans of Ladybug Girl and Charlie & Lola, check out the loveable handful nobunny can resist! Betty Bunny puts her own funny preschool spin on soccer (and practice). From the creator of Disney's T.V. series Dog with a Blog. Soccer is the first...

The chickens at the farm are building a wall, and no one is quite sure why. But they know one thing: the hedgehog that wandered in must be trouble. So all winter they build and build, until they have a wall that towers over...

Jealous of his dog's simple life, a boy makes a wish to switch places with his pet in this hilarious tale from New York Times best-selling author Kelly DiPucchio. Charlie thinks his dog, Norman, has got it good: he gets to spend his days...

Hardcover. Originally published in 1937 and long out of print. Filled with vintage illustrations and ten laugh-out-loud stories. 152 pages, 6 x 7.5 in.Author: Paul T. GilbertISBN-10: 0764975390ISBN-13: 9780764975394Publisher: Pomegranate CommunicationsLanguage: EnglishPublished: 09/15/2016Pages: 152Format: HardcoverWeight: 1.15lbsSize: 7.70h x 6.40w x 0.90d

Follow one rip-roarious day in the life of an antsy (if lovable) boy named Bug, guided by E. S. Redmond's humor and wit. If seven-year-old Benjamin (aka Bug) Blonsky were a superhero, he'd be "Bug Boy with the Power to Annoy." That's what his...

Aaagh Crawl slowly for your lives Stink kicks off his second decade with a super-funny homage to an oozy-goozy organism. Glip Glop Gloop What looks like dog vomit, smells like a corpse flower, and stars in one of the scariest movies Stink Moody has...

Four farsighted mice get glasses -- and a talking cat solves a family mystery -- as the charmingly eccentric Mrs. Noodlekugel returns. When Mrs. Noodlekugel's four mice make a terrible mess with cookie crumbs at tea, she decides to take them on the bus...

Marmaduke is missing! Once again, Emma has forgotten to put her ferret back in his cage. And with four brothers and sisters and a poodle who chases Marmaduke around the house, Emma finds herself in the middle of this and other family dilemmas. If...

Pleskit and Tim meet a new alien friend in this ninth book in the hilarious, fast-paced, and accessible sci-fi series Sixth-Grade Alien from the bestselling author of Aliens Ate My Homework, Bruce Coville. Pleskit has always said that he's not necessarily the first alien...

"Utterly endearing!" --Annie Barrows, New York Times-bestselling author of the Ivy + Bean booksHilarious and heart-melting." --Sara Pennypacker, New York Times-bestselling author of Pax Introducing eight-year-old Marisol Rainey--an irresistible new character from Newbery Medalist and New York Times-bestselling Erin Entrada Kelly! Maybe, Maybe Marisol...

In the seventh novel in New York Times bestselling Stuart Gibbs's FunJungle series, Teddy Fitzroy returns as FunJungle's resident sleuth to solve the disappearances of endangered bison and an irreplaceable necklace.Teddy Fitzroy, his family, and some other FunJungle employees have been invited to visit...

What are the animals to do when the mango tree with the tastiest mangoes in the forest starts talking? The tree makes each animal perform before they can pick a mango. But who ever heard of a talking mango tree? Finally, Papa Bois, protector...

A school trip to the zoo starts with a fun rhyming challenge that soon leads to a different case needing to be solved. Merren has wandered off and becomes separated from her friends however all ends well, with a proud announcement of her own.Author:...

"GET ME OUT OF THIS BOOK!" shouts Max. Max is a scaredy-cat bookmark until he learns 3 rules for being brave--breathe deeply, make a plan, and think positive thoughts! When Max the bookmark went into a scary book, he couldn't LOOK and he SHOOK...

From the New York Times bestselling author of The Unteachables, Gordon Korman, comes a hilarious middle grade novel about a group of kids forced to "unplug" at a wellness camp--where they instead find intrigue, adventure, and a whole lot of chaos. Perfect for fans...

"Entertaining and emotionally resonant." --Kirkus Reviews "Nails the voice of a kid trying as hard as she can to tackle adult problems." --Publishers Weekly Josie Bloom is put to the test when she's confronted with mysterious wads of money, a washed-up baseball player, and...

Bubbles Bubbles Everywhere is a rhyming story about too many bubbles taking over at bath time and the chaos that follows! A fun filled adventure with whimsical illustrations that adults will love to read aloud and children will enjoy hearing again and again! A...

In this Flat Stanley I Can Read adventure, Stanley visits his relatives at the farm and helps his uncle win big at the pumpkin contest There are so many fun ways for Flat Stanley to help on his uncle's farm in the fall. Being...

Middle school is a very riveting place to navigate. There are many things to learn and experience. Throughout the numerous middle school journeys that have taken place since schools began, there are obstacles. Obstacles can lead you to problem solving and new ideas, or...

When a very proper family called the Carters set out on a leisurely Sunday drive, they're shocked then delighted to learn from a toot that doesn't come from their car's horn that life can be a real gas Author: George HagermanISBN-10: 1703401379ISBN-13: 9781703401370Publisher: George...

The bestselling author-illustrator and creator of publishing sensation Scaredy Squirrel presents a character you just can't say "no" to: salesman Mr. Al Foxword. Al can sell anything. You can't help but be impressed by his lineup of satisfied customers: he's sold an icebox to...

Kio loves tacos from his local taco stand in the park. When Kio returns to the park and finds his favorite taco stand closed, he is devastated and decides something has to be done. But what can he do? Will Kio have to find...

(Bilingual English-Arabic edition) This story tells how a woman loses an apple down a hole in the ground and then makes a series of attempts to retrieve it. Children love chanting the action sequence of this cumulative tale from memory, but when the plot...

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. Wally McDoogle, klutz-extraordinaire, has stumbled his way into sports stardom. But only Wally could end up playing hockey goalie against the monstrous Mad Dog Miller while being trapped in...

A funny and sweet story about a visit to the hairdresser by a girl and her pet dog.Author: Judith KoppensISBN-10: 1605375756ISBN-13: 9781605375755Publisher: ClavisLanguage: EnglishPublished: 11/03/2020Pages: 32Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.85lbsSize: 11.60h x 8.40w x 0.40dReview Citation(s): Kirkus Reviews 10/01/2020

From the illustrator of the best-selling Little Blue Truck series comes the whimsical tale of Madison Pratt, a clever and spunky girl determined to reverse the curse of the plaid purse. Madison Pratt is delighted to find a lonely plaid purse in the park...

Large Print�s increased font size and wider line spacing maximizes reading legibility, and has been proven to advance comprehension, improve fluency, reduce eye fatigue, and boost engagement in young readers of all abilities, especially struggling, reluctant, and striving readers. Author: Rachel Renee RussellISBN-10: 1432874810ISBN-13:...

Bionic boogers return in the seventh book in this #1 New York Times bestselling series by Dav Pilkey, the creator of Dog Man George and Harold thought they were beyond boogers. Their new pet, Sulu the Bionic Hamster, had defeated the Bionic Booger Boy,...

Facts are everything to Freddie Yates--once you know one, it's yours to keep. After his grandmother dies, Freddie has to face the facts: his family has now dwindled to just him and his accident-prone stepdad. When Freddie discovers his biological father might be alive...

Will Hank's school photo be another disaster on his parents' shelf of shame? The latest novelization of the TV series based on the best-selling books by Henry Winkler and Lin Oliver. As seen on Universal Kids Hank hates school photos. Something always goes wrong...

Make your choice, have a voice, and stuff the ballot box with Amelia Bedelia The paperback edition of the funny and bestselling picture book about voting and elections is perfect for young readers this Election Day and every day When Amelia Bedelia is honored...

Fourth grader Lucy McGee's ukulele is missing--and if she doesn't find it soon, she'll be kicked out of the Songwriting Club! Lucy McGee is determined to track down her beloved instrument, but she can't let anyone catch on--even best friend Phillip. When Lucy learns...

Grandfather's Garden has the endearing quality of a classic of a new kind. As with the Harry Potter books, its rollicking stream of quirky tales is for "kids, teens, moms, dads, grandmoms, granddads, and the close, warm delight of reading aloud to kids at...

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy meets Guardians of the Galaxy in this intergalactic middle-grade adventure by Chris Wooding.If he had it his way, Jack would spend his days drawing aliens and epic space battles. But it seems Jack's daydreams of action and adventure...

Timmy and his best friend the Fart are back again If your child loves soccer and playing sport, then you're going to love reading along with Timmy and his best friend the Little Fart The Day My Fart Followed Me To Soccer is a...

With the help of Miss Brooks, Missy's classmates all find books they love in the library--books about fairies and dogs and trains and cowboys. But Missy dismisses them all--"Too flowery, too furry, too clickety, too yippity." Still, Miss Brooks remains undaunted. Book Week is...

"The humor is irresistible." -- KIRKUS REVIEWS Does A Fiddler Crab Fiddle? Do fiddler crabs ride a skateboard? Do fiddler crabs eat pizza? NO! But they sure do some amazing things, like move sideways (without skateboards) so shore birds can't catch them or gobble...

Our hero is Claude D'Bonair, a young pilot in the Cat Air Corp, keen to prove his worth to the older pilots and live up to the memory of his father. Will cats and dogs ever live in harmony again? In book four, Most...