Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

It's grosser, weirder, funnier and even smellier than before Take another brilliantly twisted adventure with Sam, Jared and little Miss 'dung daks' smelly Melly poop pants as they head off on holidays ... to the most dangerous place on the planet.But is it really...

Do kids want to read a coding book? Not as much as dog stories. Read the series called "...emotionally resonant...enjoyable STEM-centered novel for young readers..." -- Kirkus Reviews My name is Merlin Raj. I have a teeny tiny weakness for socks which makes life...

Stink's spider phobia spurs his sister, Judy, and friend Webster to try some desensitization techniques--until a real-life encounter takes them by surprise--in a hilarious episode offering a bonus origami activity.Creepy Crawly Criminy Everyone knows that Stink is bonkers about most scientific things. But there's...

Cheesesteaks and Clippers is an endearing look at important life lessons learned during a visit to a beloved local barber shop. Told from the perspective of a young boy, the humorous story and engaging illustrations capture the warmth and friendship between multi-generations. Values of...

While robbing Egypt's mummies, sphinxes, and palm trees, Napoleon can't resist bringing home a souvenir crocodile as well. All Paris is enchanted with this exotic creature. But for a crocodile with an appetite as big as his ego, being the toast of the town...

This is the book that exposes a well kept unicorn secret. They will never admit it but, all unicorns fart! Laugh your way through this cute, funny, gross (but not too gross) story that reveals the stinky truth of Unicorn Farts. Beautifully hand drawn...

A charming and delightful 32 page children's picture about turtles and tortoises. This little story is told in rhyme and has colorful and clever pictures to engage the young reader. Turtles and Tortoises are Tremendous is filled with fun facts about both. This is...

The Word Wizard is a 28-page children's picture book that will help children learn to understand how letters make up words. The book uses color and font size changes to highlight the words that are changed by the wizard who creates mischief for a...

On Hero Day at school, Fitch decides to dress as his favorite hero: Timberwolf. But the rest of the class dresses up as Hyper Hog. At first Fitch is nervous, but when he and Chip team together to help a little girl, they realize...

Lola, a parrot who fancies herself "The Queen of Green and Broccoli", tells of her experiences at Birdie Camp. There she meets the resident parrot, Fritzi, who is full of ideas for his dinner theater, The Theater of the Absurd Bird". Visiting pets, most...

Lexie Learns Cats and Lizards Can Be FriendsLexie is a very independent and curious cat. She loves going into her garden every day to play and chase lizards. One day, Lexie meets a very unusual lizard who convinces Lexie not to eat her in...

Milo, the cat, lived in a perfect world of calm, order, and most of all, complete control. That is until Flea, the puppy, appeared and turned everything on its head. What is a poor cat do to? Why, turn the insufferable puppy into a...

Alliteration stories have each word in the story start with the same letter or sound. All letters, A through Z, have their own story for children as well as one bonus alliterated story at the end Parents that succeed successfully in succession of specific...

Bilingual book in English - Japanese.Every morning was the same. All of Gaston's sheep would run up and down the hill in single file. Or at least, all the sheep but one, and this sheep was called Bruno.A short story that uses humour to...

The Comic Con A hero will rise Sort of. Austin and his crew hit the road for a new adventure They're off to Comic Con, the greatest fandom in history, to meet their favorite author, C.T. Walsh. And of course, mayhem goes along for...

For use in schools and libraries only. In the penultimate title in the amazing story arc that began with How To Train Your Dragon, Hiccup is faced with a personal dilemma against the backdrop of an impending battle and the possible destruction of everything...

Muck Uck Yuck It's just bad luckwhen the truck of a duckgets stuck in the muck.Or when a dog on a coggets chased by a frogaround the bog of an angry hog.All of this and so much more We promise it won't be a...

Owly and Magellanic Penguin are very different, but they're best friends and they love to travel. One day, Magellanic Pengine decides to go to the moon, and with a little curiosity, hard work, and kindness, the friends end up taking turns traveling in a...

Simple dinosaur-themed story, with a dinosaur-shaped squishy.If your child loves dinosaurs, Dinosaur! is a roarsome book your little one will enjoy again and again! With a dinosaur-shaped squishy cut through to the cover, children will have fun squishing and squeezing the dino squishy. This...

'Joshua Wonders' was born out of a visit of the author with her grandson Joshua. She re-tells Joshua's curiosity questionings. Having lost his first tooth, Joshua's preoccupation with what the tooth fairy could possibly do with his tooth launched him into a journey of...

A delightful 32 page children's book about dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are loved by many children and remain one of the most mysterious, yet intriging parts of our distant past. This book is filled with colorful pictures and fun facts about dinosaurs. Author: David R. MorganISBN-10:...

Something is terribly wrong.No one is acting the way they should and everyone is filled with hockey hatred. Annalynn can't understand what has gotten into her family, but she is not alone.Can Agent Annalynn and her newly found allies stop the sinister plot before...

In Book Twelve, The Luck of the Irish is thought to mean extreme good fortune. On St. Patrick's Day, Shasha and Shiloh test that theory when they meet a leprechaun for the first time.Shasha spots a rainbow with a pot at the end. Unfortunately,...

Albi the snowman lives in a world of everlasting snow. Together with his friends, whale, birdie, penguin and worm he has the best of times. He loves to read his favorite picture book, but always falls asleep! His dreams take him into the world...

Welcome to your StoryQuest challenge, the book where YOU are in charge of what happens and YOU are the star of the adventure. Start your quest on the first page, where your challenge will be explained, and at the end of each chapter you'll...

In Book Ten, Shiloh visits an antique store and buys what he thinks is an old pirate bobblehead. But this bobblehead isn't all plastic and wood Will Shiloh be able to stop what becomes a flesh and blood bobblehead bully?Onyx Kids Adventures is a...

A charming 32 page children's picture book filled with colorful pictures. David R. Morgan tells the story of Runaway Ragtime, an unhappy kitten on a search for adventure. Along the way, Ragtime meets many friends who also want to have an adventure. The friends...

Bernice Peppercorn's imagination fills her mind and her notebooks with adventure and intrigue. She sees crimes where there are none and races to the local police station daily to fulfil her civic duty.When a real robbery is committed in town, Bernice dives into detective...

Cindy Krinkle feels like the only normal person in her family. When Roger Snooterman first tells Cindy her family is weird, she denies it. But then she realizes he's right Her mother does cartwheels everywhere, gargles with orange juice, and changed her name to...

There is no available information at this time. Author will provide once available.Author: Elaine BrantleyISBN-10: 1441520511ISBN-13: 9781441520517Publisher: Xlibris UsLanguage: EnglishPublished: 04/13/2009Pages: 32Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.28lbsSize: 11.00h x 8.50w x 0.08d

YIKES IS THAT AN ANT IN THE CLASSROOM? Saygar the Magnificent is a hilarious adventure of a socially awkward Joseph Mateo, a mischeivous ant named Saygar, and a whole mess of trouble When Joseph captures an ant in a ginger ale bottle, he is...

The Stocking Filler is an EXPERT level StoryQuest adventure bookIt's the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature is stirring, not even a- "Naaaaaarrrrrgh " Actually, it sounds like someone IS stirring. It's Santa. He's hurt his back on the...

Best Children's Animal Book, 2021 Feathered Quill Book Awards"Wonderfully whimsical ... impressively original and thoroughly entertaining." Midwest Book Review, Children's Bookwatch"With amusing, delightful rhymes and entertaining illustrations, this morning story should be a hit." Kirkus Reviews" Stevenson and Spicer] have beautifully merged their skills...

Middle School is fun, right? Not if you're a dazed and confused 6th grader at Weedhaven Middle School, and your name happens to be Jason. Like any red-blooded 6th grader, Jason wants nothing more than to fit in, make friends, and get through the...

AJOONI LOVES CAKE is a story about a young girl named Ajooni who absolutely loves cake! She loves cake so much that she eats a different flavored cake every single day of the week! There is only one problem ... Ajooni hates baking! Finally,...

These are the memoirs of Mickey who was born a stray cat with no one to love or help him early in life. Alone and hungry, Mickey tries to brave the world in search of food and shelter but is thwarted at every turn....

Sam is one of the strongest, kindest, and most courageous animals in the jungle. There's only one problem--he stinks Funny illustrations and carefully leveled text help young readers with their reading independence.Author: Clare Helen WelshISBN-10: 1728413281ISBN-13: 9781728413280Publisher: Lerner Publications (Tm)Language: EnglishPublished: 01/01/2021Pages: 32Format: PaperbackWeight:...

Age Level: 9 and up - Grade Level: 4 and up My name is Chase Cooper, and I'm a 6th grade ninja. It's my first day at a different school and the only person I know is my cousin, Zoe (but she might be...

Meet Suki--a fourteen-year-old girl in sixteenth-century Japan. All she wants is to become a samurai warrior like her father and brother. But all her training attempts end in disaster. Yet when bandits threaten her village while the men are away at war, Suki is...

Meet Suki--a fourteen-year-old girl in sixteenth-century Japan. All she wants is to become a samurai warrior like her father and brother. But all her training attempts end in disaster. Yet when bandits threaten her village while the men are away at war, Suki is...

I thought I was ready for any questions my six-year-old may have, but then he asked me, "Mom, what does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?""Oh, let me get back to you on that" was all I could say.I spent the next...

CHILDREN'S BOOKS ABOUT PERSONAL HYGIENE: All the soaps spoke, complained and cried, -- they were all unloved, as much as they tried. -- They huddled together against the bath wall, -- "Dirty Danny - doesn't want us, at all "Author: Sigal AdlerISBN-10: 1675058512ISBN-13: 9781675058510Publisher:...

Duluth the Dragon is a big bully who is up to his antics again in Dragon Land, despite Fairy's best efforts to stop him. Now she needs help again from her little earthling friends. After Fairy taps on nine-year-old Hannah's window one day, the...

Special 3n1 Collection: You're Special, You're Wonderful and You're a Star are cute little books created by a young author, encouraging children that they're special, beautiful, delightful and more. They feature characters such an animated ute who thinks it's 'cute', a rock who says...

(Bilingual English-German edition / Zweisprachige Ausgabe Englisch-Deutsch) When a good-natured lion, king of all the animals, sees his reflection in a pool of water for the first time, he gasps at the fierce creature staring back at him and is too frightened to drink...

Behind her cousins, she marched and failed to notice the blazing yellow eyes, the size of saucers, glaring out from the darkness.Exiled because of her dangerously loud snoring, Isasnora realizes that living in the forest has its advantages, such as talking animals and flying...

'This book contains nuts ' the cover should say. 'Five daddies. Five baddies. And one crazy day 'Get ready for the silliest, funniest day out ever, as five dads and their kids take on a gang of over-the-hill bank robbers You'll meet sporty dads,...

Welcome to Cornerstone Middle School where Shiloh and his friends have started middle school. What starts out as an uneventful day quickly spirals into the first of many mysteries and adventures to come. Shiloh, Evan, Max, Desirae, and Roxy team up to solve the...

Archie comes back from his summer away to find that he is the only kid in Grade 6 who has not grown bigger. Even his best friends Alfie and Shamini have gotten taller, and Shamini has developed in other ways, too. Archie knows that...

Luke Skywalker meets Indiana Jones...Eleven-year-old George Mullin knows crazy when he sees it. Or at least he thinks he does. When his grandfather disappears and his grandmother tells the world that he was abducted my aliens, George is fairly certain that she has a...