Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

A HIGH STAKES HIDE AND SEEK FOR ALIENS Chapter Book Series for Boys and Girls: Book 4 Fun and Humor: Detectives are at Work Kell makes a startling discovery: he has zigzag fingerprints. Worse, Mrs. Lynx and the Society of Alien Chasers know about...

A HIGH STAKES HIDE AND SEEK FOR ALIENS Chapter Book Series for Boys and Girls: Book 4 Fun and Humor: Detectives are at Work Kell makes a startling discovery: he has zigzag fingerprints. Worse, Mrs. Lynx and the Society of Alien Chasers know about...

If you're an alien on Earth, you have one giant secret to keep. After a while, even friends want to tell your secret. Kell and Bree plan a birthday party with giants--Big Foot, Cyclops, Goliath and the Jolly Green Giant--while they struggle with keeping...

Captain Stan and Tiny McKaw are rough-and-tumble pirates. Whether it's searching for treasure or battling on the high seas, this adventurous duo is up for anything. But then Tiny's parents come to visit. Suddenly, the big pirate ship starts to feel very small. Mrs....

Bob and Rob are two squirrels who just love eating corn on the cob. Their friends--a duck, a dog, a chicken, and a piglet--also love corn on the cob, but not Ella Mae Dobbs, a rabbit with a more refined palate. She's a little...

A Magical Adventure David knew that one should be prepared for anything when one climbs a mountain, but he never dreamed what he would find that June morning on the mountain ledge. There stood an enormous bird, with a head like an eagle, a...

Talk about having a lousy day. While Zinnia's seventh grade classmates are celebrating the last day of school, she's cooped up in the vice principal's office, serving detention. Her offense? Yarn bombing a statue of the school mascot. And when Zinnia rushes home to...

Cave boy Orq is back! An ode to the power of standing up for oneself, this book is the perfect antidote for any child who has ever felt small. Orq's latest adventure pits Orq and Woma against a couple of stone-age bullies. Dorq is...

New York Times best-selling author Jonathan London explores how even the smallest Hippo can be a big help when he teams up with his friends. Little Hippo loves to pretend, and today he is playing a doctor. He tries to examine Big Hippo, Very...

Who knew there was a problem with not being scared of monsters? The hero of this story knows it--all too well. Because he's not scared, the monsters think he's one of them. And now, they're way too friendly. They want to share everything Which...

A little girl is delighted that her mother has stopped working, but when her mom starts attending cooking school, the girl soon realizes it may not be so great after all. The kitchen has been overtaken by outlandish smells and bizarre concoctions. Day after...

The ever perceptive meerkat examines his surroundings at the zoo. To the left of him, he finds the burliest bear of them all. To the right of him, the meerkat observes a hilarious monkey gracefully swinging from rope to rope; and straight ahead is...

Poor little Miss Muffet. She just can't seem to catch a break All she wants to do is eat her curds and whey in peace. But, when a rather terrifying spider appears, she desperately scurries away. Frantically searching for some much-needed solace, she ventures...

A boy wears shoes made of chocolate and wonders what to do with them.Author: Stephanie SorkinISBN-10: 162086665XISBN-13: 9781620866658Publisher: Mascot BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 08/05/2014Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.88lbsSize: 10.10h x 8.20w x 0.40d

With a hilarious and charismatic cast of characters, this start to a fresh middle grade action-adventure series is part Spy Kids and all fun! Everyone in twelve-year-old Hale's family is a spy, going way back. They've all worked for the Sub Rosa Society, an...

George is great at remembering things! When it's time to get ready for school, he remembers to wake up his family, put on his brand-new superhero watch, and tell his daily knock-knock joke.He even remembers to eat breakfast, brush his teeth, and find his...

Every great friendship started somewhere, but here's a story of how not to make friends...When Virgil the penguin finds a lost polar bear, Owen, he wants Owen all to himself. He will be the only penguin with a polar bear as a best friend...

Beloved comic book adventurer Philemon sets sail again! A-T-L-A-N-T-I-C! After falling in a well on his father's farm, young dreamer Philemon discovers that each of the letters on a map is actually an island. In this new adventure, he joins his friend, Mr. Bartholomew,...

Someone stole Otto's birthday. When Otto the cat and his robot sidekick, Toot, follow the crook, they discover a topsy-turvy world where rats chase cats and people wear underpants over their clothes.Author: Frank Cammuso, Jay LynchISBN-10: 161479426XISBN-13: 9781614794264Publisher: Beginning ReadersLanguage: EnglishPublished: 12/15/2015Pages: 36Format: Library...

A first comic for brand-new readers! Alien pals Zig and Wikki have lost their spaceship on Earth and their friendship is in trouble. To get home, they must travel through a cow, picking up fun facts (and picking fights) along the way. Nadja Spiegelman...

When Phineas and Ferb enter Perry in a contest to be a company mascot, he quickly rises to fame. But soon Perry's image is plastered around town wearing the same fedora he uses as Agent P! Will Perry's 15 minutes of fame spell disaster...

It's Mickey's birthday, and he's sure his friends are throwing him a party... aren't they? There are no signs of a party--have Mickey's friends forgotten all about his big day? Aligned to Common Core standards and correlated to state standards. Leveled Readers is an...

Sofia can't wait for the beautiful baby unicorn named Pearl to arrive at the castle. Sofia and her step-siblings want to have fun, but Pearl ruins their games and makes a mess. So Sofia works to find an activity everyone can enjoy. Aligned to...

November is here and Hubie's class is ready to give thanks for the things that they enjoy most--football, turkey, and vacation. They're even going to have a parade! But how can Hubie be thankful when none of his friends chooses to work on a...

It's Dental Heath Month, and some strange dentist is going to be poking his head into the mouths of all the students. Hubie has heard all kinds of wild things about dentists. Some say they have four hands and two heads, and that they...

Somewhere in the dark caverns beneath the school lurks the custodian. Is he really a dark phantom figure wreaking havoc through out the school, making it boil hot all summer and freezing cold all winter? They say he's mechanically challenged too. He can't even...

It's another scary day at the Black Lagoon . . . for the new teacher, Mrs. Green. There's a new class coming for the first day of school and Mrs. Green is worried. Is it true that the class is really weird and that...

People play games with their words and actions. Even if you are a kid, you should know right from wrong. Kids need to think before they speak, and be true to themselves. And they should always say what they mean and mean what they...

Life is a wonder and a joy to behold, and Paula Parton has captured it all with her beautiful artwork as she sees through the eyes of a child, and her own inner child narrates a few questions, a few answers and a few...

Bellissima Publishing, LLC is all about dreams and wishes making them come true. And Penelope Dyan wants everyone to know that dreams and wishes are important and this is why she wrote this book especially for you. The little girl in this story thinks...

Chip Block, the hero of Parts, is back, and still worried about falling apart based on the things he hears. This time he's made a list of all the strange, crazy things he's heard people say: I lost my head. My nose is running....

Sweet Farts Inc. has two geniuses in one company, and it's on! Keith started it all when he invented a cure for the common fart, but Anthony has a world class discovery of his own that has earned millions. Anthony is back from a...

Someone has been farting up a storm at school and everyone thinks Keith Emerson is to blame. Unfortunately for Keith, it has earned him the nickname "S.B.D." (silent but deadly). To make matters worse, Keith's dad is a self-proclaimed "Fart Machine" who really stinks...

The Scarecrow of Oz is the ninth book in the Land of Oz series and tells of Cap'n Bill and Trot journeying to Oz and, with the help of the Scarecrow, overthrowing the cruel King Krewl of Jinxland. Lyman Frank Baum was an American...

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz is the first book in the Land of Oz series although Baum did not originally intend for Oz to be a series. The story chronicles the adventures of Dorothy Gale in the Land of Oz, after being swept away...

Is your child a breezy-buttocked bottom-burper? A frightful figure of flatulence? A truly terrible trumper? A pungent pumper par excellence? Does the apple of your eye make more noise than the biggest jumbo jet on take-off and emit more methane than a large herd...

Nora is a not-so-big cat who shares her not-so-big house with a woman, a man, and a sharp-eyed boy. She alone knows that the legendary cheese thief Gustave has invaded the house. The harder Nora tries to protect her family, the more they believe...

Someone has fallen into the rain puddle But who is it? Well, on that point everyone seems to disagree. Is it the plump hen? The turkey? The curly sheep? The lovely, fat pig? Everyone sees something different when they look down into the puddle--until,...

It's serious business being man's best friend! Billy's family is a perfectly normal one. Dad, Mom, some cousins, a tortoise... and of course the best dog in the world, Buddy! Oh, true, the cocker spaniel is too smart for everyone's good sometimes, and occasionally...

What if you could have a dinosaur as a pet? A fun, illustrated romp through a variety of dinosaurs - shortlisted for a Children's Book Award. Danny's mom finally agreed that he could have a pet. But he didn't want a puppy, a kitten,...

Henry isn't happy when an uninvited guest suddenly interrupts his tea break. And he is less than thrilled when the little creature decides to stay - along with its annoying habit. With the unwelcome visitor getting under his feet all day, it's easy for...

When Max the dog steals an egg from his best friend Beryl, it leads to a midnight visit from the mysterious Doglins. Only when Max stands up to their bullying does he come to realise what he has to do to put things right.Author:...

A new, large-format edition of this hilarious, cautionary tale from the acclaimed Tony RossNellie has a pretty nose. It is so pretty that she is given a part in the Christmas play. But then, Nellie picks her nose, her finger gets stuck, and all...

Welcome to Cornerstone Middle School where Shiloh and his friends have started middle school. What starts out as an uneventful day quickly spirals into the first of many mysteries and adventures to come. Shiloh, Evan, Max, Desirae, and Roxy team up to solve the...

Al loves tacos and refuses to eat anything else. Nana warned him this would happen! "If you keep eating tacos, Al, you are going to turn into one!", said Nana. This fun story about a boy who didn't take his Nana's advice will make...

Welcome to Cornerstone Middle School where Shiloh and his friends have started middle school. What starts out as an uneventful day quickly spirals into the first of many mysteries and adventures to come. Shiloh, Evan, Max, Desirae, and Roxy team up to solve the...

Poor Mustard just wants to find someone that loves mustard, but nobody loves Mustard Just when Ketchup gets all the attention, Mustard has had enough That's right - he packs his things and travels into the deep forest to meet with all the animals...

"Roald Dahl sometimes shared a tonal kinship with Ogden Nash, and he could demonstrate a verbal inventiveness nearly Seussian... His] stories work better in audio than in print." -The New York Times Willy Wonka's famous chocolate factory is opening at last But only five...

Boisterous, witty, and enchanting, this collection of children's poems by Robert Graves--with iconic drawings by Edward Ardizzone--will delight any young reader. First published over 50 years ago, this is a faithful reproduction of the 1964 original that was published in the United States and...

Five young friends invent a candy-making machine for their school's annual science fair, but when their candy creation comes to life and escapes, they'll have to work together to find a solution before it destroys the entire city! Madison, Ava, Emma, Aidan, and Dylan...