Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

A new ninja school just opened, and Millie the Triceratops is ready to enroll It can't be that hard to be quiet, sneak around, and kick hard, can it? Millie might be in for quite the surprise Discussion questions, an interactive look-and-find fact section,...

Everyone in class loves the new student, Tori. Everyone except Molly Mac. Molly thinks Tori is not only a snack bandit, but a best friend bandit, too. Will Molly figure out a way to get her best friend, Kayley, back?Author: Marty KelleyISBN-10: 151580836XISBN-13: 9781515808367Publisher:...

The small boy with the very BIG life For ten year-old Remi Muldoon, being SMALL is a BIG problem... especially with the kids at school. And when Remi's attempt to become popular upsets the balance of the universe, things get worse. MUCH worse Now,...

Meet Pootsey the Wonderbug, a little beetle with contagious joy and enthusiasm, who, despite his miniature size, finds plenty of room for big adventure with his friends Join Pootsey on some of his day-to-day escapades as he learns to share, practices forgiveness, offers a...

Samson is the star of Fleabag's Circus--this strong-flea can lift a match, he can lift a pea, he can lift lovely flea Amelie. But it's not enough--Samson wants to be the biggest star anywhere, so he sets off into the big, wide world. Discover...

Teaching your little brother his first word--dibs--is funny. Until he starts calling dibs on everything, from your parents' bed to a real airplane to the White House. What's next? Calling dibs on the moon? Sure enough, Julian's little brother, Clancy, calls dibs on NASA...

Abby hates doing homework. In fact, she'll do just about anything to get out of it. So when she discovers an amazing scientific recipe for creating a parallel universe where she'll never have to do homework again, she's ready to jump right in. There's...

Stinker is a puppy stuck in the pound. He's playful and loving and wants more than anything to be adopted. Unfortunately, little Stinker is always making big smells. As family after family return the ever-patient pooch back to the shelter, even he begins to...

Kiki, a resident of Hotel Strange, has some good fortune when he discovers a crown in the woods. A group of mushroom people rush to call him their ruler, agreeing to do his bidding.Author: Florian Ferrier, Katherine FerrierISBN-10: 151241154XISBN-13: 9781512411546Publisher: Graphic Universe (Tm)Language: EnglishPublished:...

"Wonderfully silly" - Amy's Bookshelf Reviews. Quirky birds with a zest for life revel, feast, and dance on the shores of a shimmering lake (laughter and fun for ages 3 - 7, preschool - second grade). Dances & foods Counting activity Tongue twisters Laughs...

Logan's surprised when the Silverspoon Twins invite Java and him to their birthday party. They say it's going to be the biggest, most incredible party ever. The local newspaper is even going to send a reporter to cover it But Logan knows one thing...

Otto loves to do everything BIG. He builds a space station, but it's not big enough. "More rockets!" he says. "More towers!" Then one day, Otto goes to a birthday costume party wearing a huge costume. Otto's costume is so big that he can't...

Otto is a curious rhino who wants to know everything. "Why does toast make crumbs?" "Why is milk splashy?" "Why do dropped things go SMASH?" Exhausted by all of Otto's questions, Mommy and Daddy decide that Otto might enjoy going to the museum. But...

Welcome to Frog and his world. He enjoys nothing better than spending time floating on his pond or visiting with his friends. He appreciates the simpler things in life and would prefer that things stay just the way they are--nice and peaceful. From acclaimed...

Meet Digger and Daisy They are brother and sister. These dogs like to explore their world and see new things. Sometimes they agree with each other. Sometimes they disagree. But no matter the situation, one thing always stays the same--their love and concern for...

Welcome to Frog and his world. He enjoys nothing better than spending time floating on his pond or visiting with his friends. He appreciates the simpler things in life and would prefer that things stay just the way they are--nice and peaceful. From acclaimed...

Readers have to figure out just exactly what it is these animals are doing. A fun reminder on good manners.Author: Jerry PallottaISBN-10: 1585366412ISBN-13: 9781585366415Publisher: Sleeping Bear PressLanguage: EnglishPublished: 03/03/2012Pages: 32Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.99lbsSize: 10.35h x 10.31w x 0.38dAccelerated Reader:Reading Level: 1.6Point Value: 0.5Interest Level: Lower...

A hilarious follow-up to Grin and Bear It, this early reader offers lessons on jealousy, self-confidence and the art of making new friends. Chuck Wood is upset. Jealous, too. Also insecure. As the winner of the Best of the Forest art contest three years...

In this follow-up to ME AND MY DRAGON, a boy runs into an unexpected problem when preparing to go trick-or-treating for Halloween: his pet dragon is scared silly of this spooky holiday! Zombies, werewolves, mummies . . . they all make Dragon run and...

A missing cub, a carnival, and a gang of cat burglars... Hold on to your hats Best-selling author David Biedrzycki brings back the hilarious bears from Breaking News: Bear Alert, but now they have sleepy bear cub in tow. When the cub goes missing...

Santa's reindeer won't be able to fly on Christmas Eve. They're too out of shape. Fortunately the elves build Santa a fancy jet in time to deliver all the gifts. But the new jet crash-lands on rooftops and doesn't have a light as bright...

An adorable Christmas retelling of The Little Red Hen that's the perfect reminder that everyone needs to help to make the holidays a success. A busy little elf cleans up and organizes Santa's workshop all by herself, but when she asks for help from...

Each read-aloud book in the Mouse Math series focuses on a single, basic math concept and features adorable mice, Albert and Wanda, who live in a People House. Entertaining fiction stories capture kids' imaginations as the mice learn about numbers, shapes, sizes and more....

Set sail on this hilarious pirate adventure and learn everything it takes to be a pirate! Bob is a pirate. Bob's friend, Yellow Jack, is also a pirate. Which means they both yearn for buried treasure! But could there be more? THis funny story...

A charming story of family and a day on the water. Out on Blue Lake with his parents Old Goat and Turkey, Small Pig is ready for an adventure. "I'm Captain Commander!" Small Pig said. "Aye aye, Captain Small Pig!" yawned Old Goat. "You...

When dreamy hen P. Zonka starts laying eggs, the other chickens are in for a spectacular surprise! Extraordinary hen P. Zonka spends her time taking in the beauty around her: the shiny green of the grass, the buttery yellow of the dandelions, the deep...

Churchill, a pig with a big personality, couldn't be prouder of his perfect tail. And then one day, it goes missing. When Churchill the pig loses his precious tail, his friends help him hunt for a new one. But trying new tails is so...

Charlie Bumpers's worst fear is confirmed: he has Mrs. Burke for fourth grade. How will he survive the strictest teacher in school? Shortly before school starts, Charlie Bumpers learns that he will be in Mrs. Burke's class. It doesn't matter that she's been named...

Anticipation and anxiety lead to gleeful exhilaration in this story of a father-son roller-coaster ride. A timid young boy is just barely tall enough to ride the DinoCoaster, so he joins his father for a fast-paced journey that takes them climbing, zooming, sailing, and...

PEEP! A duckling attaches itself to the first thing it sees--a warmhearted young boy--in this charming book about friendship and change. The duckling follows the boy home, and soon the two are inseparable. But the duckling is growing up. And one day...QUACK! A flock...

A math-phobic boy faces another dreaded evening of multiplication when a monster suddenly appears in his room and offers him a deal he cannot refuse. After a quick signature on a contract, the boy's problems are solved, and his homework is ready to turn...

Three fun-loving armadillo sisters need to cross a busy highway in this spirited spin on a classic tale. Lilly, Jilly, and Dilly decide the safest option to get to the new dance hall is to scurry through the culvert that runs under the road....

When Trevor's Grandma Sally shows his class how to make old-fashioned taffy, he learns there are also fun ways to pull a tooth Lester Laminack's humorous story captures the anxious joy that each child experiences with his or her first loose tooth.Author: Lester L....

Ten-year-old Beverly is an ordinary girl with an extraordinary best friend. Her name is Kabungo, and she lives in a cave on Main Street. No one knows where she comes from or who she really is, but life is never dull when Kabungo is...

Drawing on his own memories of the best days of summer in the city, Gary Clement brings us an illustrated version of the beloved classic "Swimming, swimming in a swimming pool," full of fun and humor. The illustrations show a young boy and his...

Danny's parents have always been a bit flaky, but this time they have gone too far! Their latest plan to follow their dreams means Danny and his older brother will spend six months in Banff (wherever that is) and six months in New York...

In this hilariously written and illustrated story, three children turn their family's weekly Sunday visit from Aunt Essy, Aunt Chanah and Uncle Sam on its head. And in the end, they all have a ball. Every Sunday Aunt Essy, Aunt Chanah and Uncle Sam...

Bad weather, bugs and boredom--DJ and the boys in Camp Lots-o-Fun's cabin six are starting to call it Camp Not-so-Fun. To make matters worse, one of the boys has it in for DJ. But DJ isn't about to let that bother him. His lively...

When Jasper John Dooley realizes a can of Torpedo High Energy Drink has rolled out of the vending machine instead of the bottle of apple juice he selected, he knows he shouldn't drink it. His parents had warned him about these "Bad" drinks that...

From sunup to sweet dreams, this collection of Robert Heidbreder's lively short poems follows young children throughout their day, celebrating all of the seemingly small, but potentially special, moments they experience. To name just a few, there are poems about hugging a dog and...

Binky the Space Cat, star of this junior graphic novel series, has been assigned an important mission: to train a new space cadet recruit. But when the youngster named Gordon shows up at Binky's house, he's not the kitten Binky expected. In fact, he's...

Stanley's home life goes awry when he suddenly finds himself with a new, feline "sister." Making friends with this perplexing creature is not easy. Stanley's big, friendly sniff is met with an abrupt THWACK! from the cat's paw. "ROWP!" yelps Stanley. No fair! Even...

Stanley's thrown his party --- and braved his wild ride. Now Stanley and his pals embark on an adventure that makes sea-dogs of them all! It's picnic time in the park --- but not for Stanley. He knows he's not supposed to beg, but...

The Mole Sisters are on their way home when it starts to snow. What fun They stop to build snow moles, then continue on their way, only to realize they are lost. Seeking shelter inside a cave, the Mole Sisters hang with the bats...

The Mole Sisters are looking for something special. They venture into a hollow tree and follow a long staircase up, up, up. The Sisters go out on a limb to play in a bird's nest and then back down again.When they spy a beautiful...

There was an old lady who gobbled a skink. And a worm and a pail and a line and an oar and much more in this hilarious book about a crazy fisherwoman who swallows all the essentials for a successful fishing trip. With the...

Meet Thomas--a young man sailing with his parents aboard a merchant ship in the 18th century and prone to daydreaming about living an exciting life as a pirate on the high seas. When a pirate crew led by Captain Bartholomew Morgan takes over the...

This Christmas chapter book mixes adult humor with childhood whimsy to create a story that kids and parents will love reading together. A survey, conducted by Harris Interactive, found that only one in three parents read bedtime stories with their children every night, and...

The adventures of Little Missy Chloe continue! Whether it's starting up her own blog, or being whisked away for a family ski vacation, Chloe is always finding new friends and worrying about how to hold on to old ones. Will Alex stay true even...

Cave boy Orq is back in his third book, as exuberant as ever. A celebration of inventiveness, this story will comfort any child who has lost in a friendly (or not-so-friendly) competition. Orq's convinced that he's #1--able to throw far, climb high, and run...