Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

Unavailable for almost 20 years, a funny easy-reader about responsibility gets a fresh new look! When a little bear forgets to close the door to his house, he encounters a series of unwelcome (and untidy) visitors--including a swarm of flies, an egg-loving skunk, and...

BONUS - Includes FREE "Monster Farts" Audiobook Inside That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Monster Farts: Ghoulishly Bad Gas " You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects...

Bumbling bachelors Larry, Moe & Curly aren't exactly anyone's first choice when it comes to doing a job right. However, when unforeseen events require them to become legal guardians for a little girl, the boys step up to the challenge with enthusiasm. When the...

A favorite funny folk tale is now a Little Golden Book-sized board book The bestselling Little Golden Book about the Little Red Hen is now a deluxe Little Golden Book-sized board bookAuthor: Golden BooksISBN-10: 0385390947ISBN-13: 9780385390941Publisher: Golden BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished: 01/06/2015Pages: 26Format: Board BookWeight: 0.60lbsSize:...

Goosey is a lucky goose. He is the luckiest Mayor that Goosopolis has ever had. It was his last official day in the role, as the "Mayor Naming Competition" for the next 12 months was the very next day.He doesn't know how he got...

Discover a Ziz--and learn what this mythological bird iz! The Ziz is a bird that sings, puts on shows, and has the ability to block out the sun with its wings. This absurd and quirky tale about the mythological Ziz will have readers everywhere...

Like the most endearing books for young children, this one is about love -- and fun, and adventure (but not so much that it couldn't be read at bedtime) and a little magic. This story of affection and kindness shared by grandmother and granddaughter...

Oink, an imaginative, young pink pig, and Gobble, a skinny turkey, saw almost everything differently. But they were always BFF's (Best Friends Forever) And now they needed to solve a mystery Oink's yummy cupcakes were missing SO, WHO TOOK THEM? (Adventure, Humor, Imagination, Friendship,...

Explore the innermost thoughts of Taylor aka "Taylor Bud", a self-proclaimed brilliant mind, as she explores everyday life as the youngest of three sisters. Her first diary overflows with hilarious stories, doodles of love and a big secret that not even her mom and...

The Batts family has arrived at a hotel in Los Angeles and everything is all set for Aunt Laura's wedding weekend. Stella and Penny are going to be getting a new uncle, and a new cousin Plus, they get to be flower girls, and...

In the latest novel in New York Times bestselling author Stuart Gibbs's FunJungle series, Teddy Fitzroy returns as FunJungle's resident sleuth to solve his most improbable mystery yet--with a victim that's 65 million years old.Teddy was all set for a campout at his friend...

Hi everyone I'm Max Crack and this awesome book is all about me and my quests and my best friend Frankie Buried treasure, new school, doodles, peanut butter and honey toast, best friends, horrible blobs, mysteries, Meddlyslop, spelling bees (hard words, harder words), more...

Witch Washday is a quirky little tale Every Wednesday is witch washday. Mitchie Witch and her kitten familiar, Kitschy, wake up and pitch in with gusto. Having magical powers is a distinct advantage in getting the job done Mitchie and Kitschy have some extraordinary...

Using the common yet comical debate topic of "Does Pineapple go with Pizza?" Jude Navas expresses with melodic rhyme the beauty in each and every relationship. Enjoy a humorous perspective with charming illustrations. This story will be loved by tiny tots, to millennials, and...

A Quick Good Night And Funny Bedtime Story. Includes 4 pages for coloring. Are you looking for your little red dragon lady? Her name is Amy, and she disappeared... Let s go and find her Is she helping a princess? Or a brave knight?...

Timmy and his best friend the Little Fart are back again and its baseball season If you and your child love to read together, and you've been searching for a beautifully illustrated and hilarious story, then you are going to love reading along with...

The Little Fart is back, and he's not alone this time He's bought a whole family of farts along with him If you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love reading along with the Little Fart as he...

Flying Furballs, a hilarious action-packed adventure series, captures the romance and excitement of the era at the dawn of aviation--set in a world of cats versus dogs. Put simply, Flying Furballs is pussycats, planes, and Paris. Our hero is Claude D'Bonair, a young pilot...

SPECIAL EDITION: NEW DESIGN, NEW ILLUSTRATIONS, NEW CONTENT. Fans of quirky, irreverent humour will squeal with delight at The Easter Bunny Invasion For many years Mildred the Easter Bunny has delivered scrumptious Easter eggs to all the children of the world. But Foxington 'Foxy'...

Let the adventure begin with four popular series--Magic Tree House, Junie B. Jones, A to Z Mysteries, and Purrmaids--all in one collection! Has a book ever made you laugh so hard milk came out of your nose? Do adventure and mystery keep you turning...

The Lost Button is about the importance of truth. Young Hildegard finds this out in a most unexpected way. In the north, amongst a very cold winter, Hilda and her sister visit their grandma and enjoy their time while learning a craft new to...

With more than 23 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading School's almost out for the summer, and A.J. is dreaming about all the fun things he's going to do on vacation.But A.J.'s dream quickly turns into a nightmare...

A hilarious new middle grade novel from beloved and bestselling author Gordan Korman about what happens when the worst class of kids in school is paired with the worst teacher--perfect for fans of Ms. Bixby's Last Day. The Unteachables are a notorious class of...

Book 2 - "Turned a non-reader into a reader"- S.Pigdon "Absolutely LOVE Avalon She makes you want to be the very best you can be." - L.Busk Avalon is missing home like she never thought possible, acid burns through her bloodstream at her situation...

Is your middle schooler reluctant to read? In his twenty years as an educator, David Paris has encountered middle schoolers from all walks of life. He has also encountered the many reasons that his students are reluctant to read. They believed it had no...

Brother and Sister Bear may have come up with their greatest idea yet: a super-duper dog show to be held at the Beartown church fair. Dogs large and small will do amazing tricks, and Dr. Hairball, the vet, will judge. The Arfo Dog Biscuit...

Vibrant funny pictures, simple lessons, simply fun. After the farm is sold, the scattered animals of the Blue Barn go on to live the next stage of their lives, wonderfully unaware of their expected place in society, these farm animals go on ridiculous adventures...

How to Make a Monster Smile gets you reading, laughing, hugging, honking your nose and smiling with your tiny reader This is the book that cures the dreadful grumpies This is the book to grab when it's an hour past nap time, you just...

How to Make a Monster Smile gets you reading, laughing, hugging, honking your nose and smiling with your tiny reader This is the book that cures the dreadful grumpies This is the book to grab when it's an hour past nap time, you just...

In this third book of the Dewey Fairchild series, young entrepreneur and problem-solver Dewey helps other kids face perhaps the toughest challenge yet: siblings. Whether it's a brother chasing his sister around with a fart in a jar, or kids coping with the over-the-top...

Mama Trudy Fruitee and daddy Rudy Fruitee enjoy spending time and playing games with their children, Frick, Fred, and baby Frack. When the Fruitee family is selected to appear as contestants on America's favorite television game show, "Family Fun," they learn that every member...

Woodrat has a problem. With 10 hungry packrat-baby mouths to feed he knows that he has to go out to find food for them. The moon is full, and that means it will be far more dangerous, with ravenous predators looking for an easy...

(Bilingual English-French edition / Edition bilingue anglais-français) When a good-natured lion, king of all the animals, sees his reflection in a pool of water for the first time, he gasps at the fierce creature staring back at him and is too frightened to drink...

Twelve charming elves travel up and down each state to see who is still awake before Santa comes. Along the way, they visit state landmarks and curiosities, all bedecked in holly and holiday fun. Their last stop? Your home, of course. Jump in bed...

Come join Evangeline and Chloe the Crawfish in this next adventure. Along the way you will learn a few more Cajun French words.Evangeline rushes to warn Chloe the Crawfish and her friends that Ryan the Rougarou is up to no good.The group of friends...

Genius problem solver Dewey takes up the challenge after a client shows up desperate to pacify his teacher. In this follow-up to Dewey Fairchild, Parent Problem Solver, It turns out that tons of kids have troublesome teachers, so he's soon up to his neck...

A Best Middle-Grade Book of 2017 by Kirkus Reviews"[Dewey's] string of triumphs will have readers cheering him on, rolling in the aisles, and wishing they could line up for consultations." - Kirkus Reviews, Starred ReviewDewey Fairchild isn't just good with parents, he's great with...

What's your favorite color? Of course, Ashley Zurple loves the color purple. But everyone wants her to change her mind. Follow her adventure to see what she'll find. You'll enjoy Ashley's path, It'll certainly make you laugh Author: Sherry O'BerryISBN-10: 1944818006ISBN-13: 9781944818005Publisher: Playground PressLanguage:...

A young boy recounts all the reasons he doesn't like to go fishing, including biting mosquitoes, the heat, staying quiet, and haing to go to the bathroom in the trees. But he goes, because he loves the opportunity to spend time with his dad,...

In this amusing story, an old woman encounters an eagle for the first time. Perplexed by its unfamiliar appearance, she decides to change it to suit her own ideas of what a bird should look like. Her efforts mirror a common pattern of human...

When a good-natured lion, king of all the animals, sees his reflection in a pool of water for the first time, he gasps at the fierce creature staring back at him and is too frightened to drink - until, finally, he overcomes his fear....

This story tells how a woman loses an apple down a hole in the ground and then makes a series of attempts to retrieve it. Children love chanting the action sequence of this cumulative tale from memory, but when the plot takes a sudden...

Monty is an ordinary dog with a special talent for keeping those dastardly possums off fences and out of gardens using tricks and manoeuvres. The Stinky Possum Gang is a notorious and large gang of possums, led by The Boss who plans to to...

Alex, the Angry Minecrafter is no longer angry, LOL JK This time Alex finds Steve in the mines while he should be farming. But Steve acts innocent. Alex isn't buying it though. Who else would look like Steve other than Steve? It's not possible...or...

Maddi's adventures continue with this exciting new Almost Cool Girl Book. New characters, new friends, new relatives, and lots more laughs.Maddi and her family travel to Australia for a family holiday with her cousins. Read about Maddi's embarrassing moments on the plane trip, her...

Grimeton's gardens are being gobbled. The kids think it must be aliens. Miss Stern blames Mr Gross!The intended audience for this story is children aged 5 to 10.The intention with this version of Gross Garden Gobbler is to make it more readable for readers...

In an increasingly digital age, what's an obsolete writing utensil to do with his time? Follow Roland, the Fat Red Pencil, out of the forgotten drawer and into the big world to find out An illustrated story for all ages.Author: Bryson CrowderISBN-10: 1517571251ISBN-13: 9781517571252Publisher:...

Lewis Carroll's classic tale of Alice's Adventures In Wonderland This is a reissue of the version illustrated by Jamison Odone which was released first under the series, Stickfiguratively Speaking in 2010. This 150th anniversary edition is Lewis Carroll's tale of Alice, completely illustrated in...

When a famous author visits Molly's classroom, Molly is bound and determined to find out his big secret - you know, the secret to being a rich, famous author. Molly tries inventing a special mind-controlling hat in order to steal his secret. Will Molly's...

Molly's family and Kayley go on a camping trip. With a new camera in hand, Molly is determined to take a picture of a mysterious creature. Will Molly click the perfect pic? Or will the campground creature remain a mystery?Author: Marty KelleyISBN-10: 1515823857ISBN-13: 9781515823858Publisher:...