Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

From one child to another, this is how to beat your dad at a game of chess. Use my tips and you're sure to succeed in capturing his king. Just remember never to show this book to your dadAuthor: Ezra Pon, Sarah-Ann PonISBN-10: 1984926721ISBN-13:...

It's time for dinner, let's sit down and eat.Oh no It's meatloaf that mysterious meat....Sometimes it's mushy and sometimes it's tough, I don't know how ANYONE could like the stuff Are you a picky eater? Do you have one at home?Everyone has something they...

Gingrich the Witch takes her cooking very seriously, from the perfect utensils -cages and couldrons- to the perfect recipes- a Sleeping Beauty omelet or a Cinderella hamburger... Follow along as she prepares her favorite 'legendary' meals.Author: Ana Mart?ez CastilloISBN-10: 849469264XISBN-13: 9788494692642Publisher: NubeochoLanguage: EnglishPublished: 08/28/2018Pages:...

Rabbit is leisurely eating his cabbages in the garden, when suddenly... WATER Who threw it He doesn't wait to find out: he's too scared and has already run off The same thing happens to Hedgehog, who laughs at it and goes searching for scaredy...

Hedgehog and Rabbit enjoy eating cabbages and looking for snails in their peaceful garden. When the sun is suddenly blocked by a stubborn cloud, the two friends need to come up with a plan to chase that cloud away.Pablo Albo is a writer and...

Also available in Spanish as Pedo mas grande del mundo The monkey is gathering all the jungle animals for a farting contest. The hippo, the elephant, a shy giraffe, and a very refined zebra are all competing, but no one can guess who the...

Also available as Ni guau ni miauA laugh-out-loud funny and charming picture book about being yourself and understanding others.Max and his parents have a dog called Fabio.Fabio doesn't like doing what other dogs do.One day, Max discovers that his dog goes out every night,...

Not long ago, for no special reason, Captain Scaredy Cat started to be afraid of everything--even of his own shadow. In the Blue-Eyed Ghost Ship, Captain Scaredy Cat has to come face-to-face with a ghost, a vampire . . . and even a werewolf...

Ahoy, little mateys Captain Jack and his crew have found a bottle with a hidden message It will lead them to the mysterious Achoo Island... An island inhabited BY GIANT NOSES As they approach, the giant noses start attacking them with boogers. It was...

"Your Majesties Princess Jill never sits still "The castle has become very lively as of late. Little Princess Jill is like a hurricane, she comes and goes and suddenly everything is out of place or in shambles. The cook, the gardener, the nanny, and...

In a faraway land on golden sand, there lives the most grumpy of stumps. How could a stump be so grumpy? You might ask. In this story, a grumpy little cactus learns what it means to lend a helping hand, and the gift that...

When the Queen goes on a trip, and sends back a photo of her feeding some penguins, the Little Princess decides she wants snow too. The whole palace tries all kind of things--from sandmen instead of snowmen to mudballs instead of snowballs. But this...

Written by the author of CBBC's Scream Street TV series! Nothing ever happens in the sleepy town of Badger's Bottom. In fact, its only claim to fame is that it's the most BORING place to live in the universe. That's until a UFO lands...

Maybe lobsters love biscuits and jellyfish prefer toast, and shrimp love taking shellfies to share and to post. Maybe you can imagine what's happening down deep, in the vast dark oceans, what mysteries they keep. Now strap on your gear and lock all your...

THE GRAPEST BOOK A KID WILL EVER READ Melvin and Marty are two of the funniest grapes ever to hang together. Everything upsets Melvin. He's a real pain in the...vine. A constant complainer. If he were on a rose bush, he'd be a thorn...

This is the story of Charlie and Jack's New, Big, Old House. It's a marvelous story. The house is full of history and full of books. It has a library with nineteen foot ceilings, was an un-civil war hospital, had a shootout between a...

Maybe lobsters love biscuits and jellyfish prefer toast, and shrimp love taking shellfies to share and to post. Maybe you can imagine what's happening down deep, in the vast dark oceans, what mysteries they keep. Now strap on your gear and lock all your...

Luke Skywalker meets Indiana Jones... Eleven-year-old George Mullin knows crazy when he sees it. Or at least he thinks he does. When his grandfather disappears and his grandmother tells the world that he was abducted my aliens, George is fairly certain that she has...

In this sequel to Pinky Got Out , Pinky the flamingo escapes once again to delight young readers with his antics Perfect for fans of Mo Willems and Jory John. It's Penny's birthday, and her secret wish is for Pinky the flamingo to come...

Seymour Monster McBean is the second collaboration from mother-in-law and son-in-law team MaryBeth Roosa and James Koenig. With their combined publishing experience and love of children they decided to create a story of a boy who helps a little monster overcome his fear.Monsters can...

From the author of the New York Times bestselling Jedi Academy books comes the first in a hilarious space-themed graphic novel series. Jide and Petra are just two normal kids until they are selected to leave Earth and join their new alien classmates on...

How much trouble could one little octopus get into exploring all by herself? Join Marina as this curious little octopus stumbles upon some treasure and just a little trouble! The newest picture book from Ripley's features fun and engaging stories around another Ripley's Aquarium...

Everyone knows that little sisters can be a handful. But this little sister is more - she's a zoo-ful ! A fresh and funny picture book from much-loved author Diana Hendry. This little sister is a monkey, a bear, a camel, a penguin, a...

The third book in a Dahl-esque middle-grade series by award-winning poet and screenwriter Esta Spalding. The plucky Fitzgerald-Trout siblings (who live on a tropical island where the grown-ups are useless but the kids can drive) are back! After losing the boat that had become...

Celebrate the wonderful (and hilarious) ways in which friends can be different in this laugh-out-loud odd-couple story. Best friends Jasper, a quick and feisty fox, and Ollie, a slow and deliberate sloth, decide to build forts in the yard. While Jasper's enormous fort goes...

BONUS - Includes FREE "Monster Farts" Audiobook Inside That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Monster Farts: Ghoulishly Bad Gas " You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects...

Bumbling bachelors Larry, Moe & Curly aren't exactly anyone's first choice when it comes to doing a job right. However, when unforeseen events require them to become legal guardians for a little girl, the boys step up to the challenge with enthusiasm. When the...

Goosey is a lucky goose. He is the luckiest Mayor that Goosopolis has ever had. It was his last official day in the role, as the "Mayor Naming Competition" for the next 12 months was the very next day.He doesn't know how he got...

Discover a Ziz--and learn what this mythological bird iz! The Ziz is a bird that sings, puts on shows, and has the ability to block out the sun with its wings. This absurd and quirky tale about the mythological Ziz will have readers everywhere...

Like the most endearing books for young children, this one is about love -- and fun, and adventure (but not so much that it couldn't be read at bedtime) and a little magic. This story of affection and kindness shared by grandmother and granddaughter...

Oink, an imaginative, young pink pig, and Gobble, a skinny turkey, saw almost everything differently. But they were always BFF's (Best Friends Forever) And now they needed to solve a mystery Oink's yummy cupcakes were missing SO, WHO TOOK THEM? (Adventure, Humor, Imagination, Friendship,...

Explore the innermost thoughts of Taylor aka "Taylor Bud", a self-proclaimed brilliant mind, as she explores everyday life as the youngest of three sisters. Her first diary overflows with hilarious stories, doodles of love and a big secret that not even her mom and...

The Batts family has arrived at a hotel in Los Angeles and everything is all set for Aunt Laura's wedding weekend. Stella and Penny are going to be getting a new uncle, and a new cousin Plus, they get to be flower girls, and...

In the latest novel in New York Times bestselling author Stuart Gibbs's FunJungle series, Teddy Fitzroy returns as FunJungle's resident sleuth to solve his most improbable mystery yet--with a victim that's 65 million years old.Teddy was all set for a campout at his friend...

Hi everyone I'm Max Crack and this awesome book is all about me and my quests and my best friend Frankie Buried treasure, new school, doodles, peanut butter and honey toast, best friends, horrible blobs, mysteries, Meddlyslop, spelling bees (hard words, harder words), more...

Witch Washday is a quirky little tale Every Wednesday is witch washday. Mitchie Witch and her kitten familiar, Kitschy, wake up and pitch in with gusto. Having magical powers is a distinct advantage in getting the job done Mitchie and Kitschy have some extraordinary...

Using the common yet comical debate topic of "Does Pineapple go with Pizza?" Jude Navas expresses with melodic rhyme the beauty in each and every relationship. Enjoy a humorous perspective with charming illustrations. This story will be loved by tiny tots, to millennials, and...

A Quick Good Night And Funny Bedtime Story. Includes 4 pages for coloring. Are you looking for your little red dragon lady? Her name is Amy, and she disappeared... Let s go and find her Is she helping a princess? Or a brave knight?...

Timmy and his best friend the Little Fart are back again and its baseball season If you and your child love to read together, and you've been searching for a beautifully illustrated and hilarious story, then you are going to love reading along with...

The Little Fart is back, and he's not alone this time He's bought a whole family of farts along with him If you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love reading along with the Little Fart as he...

Flying Furballs, a hilarious action-packed adventure series, captures the romance and excitement of the era at the dawn of aviation--set in a world of cats versus dogs. Put simply, Flying Furballs is pussycats, planes, and Paris. Our hero is Claude D'Bonair, a young pilot...

SPECIAL EDITION: NEW DESIGN, NEW ILLUSTRATIONS, NEW CONTENT. Fans of quirky, irreverent humour will squeal with delight at The Easter Bunny Invasion For many years Mildred the Easter Bunny has delivered scrumptious Easter eggs to all the children of the world. But Foxington 'Foxy'...

Let the adventure begin with four popular series--Magic Tree House, Junie B. Jones, A to Z Mysteries, and Purrmaids--all in one collection! Has a book ever made you laugh so hard milk came out of your nose? Do adventure and mystery keep you turning...

The Lost Button is about the importance of truth. Young Hildegard finds this out in a most unexpected way. In the north, amongst a very cold winter, Hilda and her sister visit their grandma and enjoy their time while learning a craft new to...

With more than 23 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading School's almost out for the summer, and A.J. is dreaming about all the fun things he's going to do on vacation.But A.J.'s dream quickly turns into a nightmare...

A hilarious new middle grade novel from beloved and bestselling author Gordan Korman about what happens when the worst class of kids in school is paired with the worst teacher--perfect for fans of Ms. Bixby's Last Day. The Unteachables are a notorious class of...

Book 2 - "Turned a non-reader into a reader"- S.Pigdon "Absolutely LOVE Avalon She makes you want to be the very best you can be." - L.Busk Avalon is missing home like she never thought possible, acid burns through her bloodstream at her situation...

Is your middle schooler reluctant to read? In his twenty years as an educator, David Paris has encountered middle schoolers from all walks of life. He has also encountered the many reasons that his students are reluctant to read. They believed it had no...

Brother and Sister Bear may have come up with their greatest idea yet: a super-duper dog show to be held at the Beartown church fair. Dogs large and small will do amazing tricks, and Dr. Hairball, the vet, will judge. The Arfo Dog Biscuit...

Vibrant funny pictures, simple lessons, simply fun. After the farm is sold, the scattered animals of the Blue Barn go on to live the next stage of their lives, wonderfully unaware of their expected place in society, these farm animals go on ridiculous adventures...