Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

How to Make a Monster Smile gets you reading, laughing, hugging, honking your nose and smiling with your tiny reader This is the book that cures the dreadful grumpies This is the book to grab when it's an hour past nap time, you just...

How to Make a Monster Smile gets you reading, laughing, hugging, honking your nose and smiling with your tiny reader This is the book that cures the dreadful grumpies This is the book to grab when it's an hour past nap time, you just...

In this third book of the Dewey Fairchild series, young entrepreneur and problem-solver Dewey helps other kids face perhaps the toughest challenge yet: siblings. Whether it's a brother chasing his sister around with a fart in a jar, or kids coping with the over-the-top...

Mama Trudy Fruitee and daddy Rudy Fruitee enjoy spending time and playing games with their children, Frick, Fred, and baby Frack. When the Fruitee family is selected to appear as contestants on America's favorite television game show, "Family Fun," they learn that every member...

Woodrat has a problem. With 10 hungry packrat-baby mouths to feed he knows that he has to go out to find food for them. The moon is full, and that means it will be far more dangerous, with ravenous predators looking for an easy...

(Bilingual English-French edition / Edition bilingue anglais-français) When a good-natured lion, king of all the animals, sees his reflection in a pool of water for the first time, he gasps at the fierce creature staring back at him and is too frightened to drink...

Twelve charming elves travel up and down each state to see who is still awake before Santa comes. Along the way, they visit state landmarks and curiosities, all bedecked in holly and holiday fun. Their last stop? Your home, of course. Jump in bed...

Come join Evangeline and Chloe the Crawfish in this next adventure. Along the way you will learn a few more Cajun French words.Evangeline rushes to warn Chloe the Crawfish and her friends that Ryan the Rougarou is up to no good.The group of friends...

Genius problem solver Dewey takes up the challenge after a client shows up desperate to pacify his teacher. In this follow-up to Dewey Fairchild, Parent Problem Solver, It turns out that tons of kids have troublesome teachers, so he's soon up to his neck...

A Best Middle-Grade Book of 2017 by Kirkus Reviews"[Dewey's] string of triumphs will have readers cheering him on, rolling in the aisles, and wishing they could line up for consultations." - Kirkus Reviews, Starred ReviewDewey Fairchild isn't just good with parents, he's great with...

What's your favorite color? Of course, Ashley Zurple loves the color purple. But everyone wants her to change her mind. Follow her adventure to see what she'll find. You'll enjoy Ashley's path, It'll certainly make you laugh Author: Sherry O'BerryISBN-10: 1944818006ISBN-13: 9781944818005Publisher: Playground PressLanguage:...

A young boy recounts all the reasons he doesn't like to go fishing, including biting mosquitoes, the heat, staying quiet, and haing to go to the bathroom in the trees. But he goes, because he loves the opportunity to spend time with his dad,...

In this amusing story, an old woman encounters an eagle for the first time. Perplexed by its unfamiliar appearance, she decides to change it to suit her own ideas of what a bird should look like. Her efforts mirror a common pattern of human...

When a good-natured lion, king of all the animals, sees his reflection in a pool of water for the first time, he gasps at the fierce creature staring back at him and is too frightened to drink - until, finally, he overcomes his fear....

This story tells how a woman loses an apple down a hole in the ground and then makes a series of attempts to retrieve it. Children love chanting the action sequence of this cumulative tale from memory, but when the plot takes a sudden...

Monty is an ordinary dog with a special talent for keeping those dastardly possums off fences and out of gardens using tricks and manoeuvres. The Stinky Possum Gang is a notorious and large gang of possums, led by The Boss who plans to to...

Alex, the Angry Minecrafter is no longer angry, LOL JK This time Alex finds Steve in the mines while he should be farming. But Steve acts innocent. Alex isn't buying it though. Who else would look like Steve other than Steve? It's not possible...or...

Maddi's adventures continue with this exciting new Almost Cool Girl Book. New characters, new friends, new relatives, and lots more laughs.Maddi and her family travel to Australia for a family holiday with her cousins. Read about Maddi's embarrassing moments on the plane trip, her...

Grimeton's gardens are being gobbled. The kids think it must be aliens. Miss Stern blames Mr Gross!The intended audience for this story is children aged 5 to 10.The intention with this version of Gross Garden Gobbler is to make it more readable for readers...

In an increasingly digital age, what's an obsolete writing utensil to do with his time? Follow Roland, the Fat Red Pencil, out of the forgotten drawer and into the big world to find out An illustrated story for all ages.Author: Bryson CrowderISBN-10: 1517571251ISBN-13: 9781517571252Publisher:...

Lewis Carroll's classic tale of Alice's Adventures In Wonderland This is a reissue of the version illustrated by Jamison Odone which was released first under the series, Stickfiguratively Speaking in 2010. This 150th anniversary edition is Lewis Carroll's tale of Alice, completely illustrated in...

A new ninja school just opened, and Millie the Triceratops is ready to enroll It can't be that hard to be quiet, sneak around, and kick hard, can it? Millie might be in for quite the surprise Discussion questions, an interactive look-and-find fact section,...

The small boy with the very BIG life For ten year-old Remi Muldoon, being SMALL is a BIG problem... especially with the kids at school. And when Remi's attempt to become popular upsets the balance of the universe, things get worse. MUCH worse Now,...

Meet Pootsey the Wonderbug, a little beetle with contagious joy and enthusiasm, who, despite his miniature size, finds plenty of room for big adventure with his friends Join Pootsey on some of his day-to-day escapades as he learns to share, practices forgiveness, offers a...

Samson is the star of Fleabag's Circus--this strong-flea can lift a match, he can lift a pea, he can lift lovely flea Amelie. But it's not enough--Samson wants to be the biggest star anywhere, so he sets off into the big, wide world. Discover...

Teaching your little brother his first word--dibs--is funny. Until he starts calling dibs on everything, from your parents' bed to a real airplane to the White House. What's next? Calling dibs on the moon? Sure enough, Julian's little brother, Clancy, calls dibs on NASA...

Abby hates doing homework. In fact, she'll do just about anything to get out of it. So when she discovers an amazing scientific recipe for creating a parallel universe where she'll never have to do homework again, she's ready to jump right in. There's...

Stinker is a puppy stuck in the pound. He's playful and loving and wants more than anything to be adopted. Unfortunately, little Stinker is always making big smells. As family after family return the ever-patient pooch back to the shelter, even he begins to...

Kiki, a resident of Hotel Strange, has some good fortune when he discovers a crown in the woods. A group of mushroom people rush to call him their ruler, agreeing to do his bidding.Author: Florian Ferrier, Katherine FerrierISBN-10: 151241154XISBN-13: 9781512411546Publisher: Graphic Universe (Tm)Language: EnglishPublished:...

"Wonderfully silly" - Amy's Bookshelf Reviews. Quirky birds with a zest for life revel, feast, and dance on the shores of a shimmering lake (laughter and fun for ages 3 - 7, preschool - second grade). Dances & foods Counting activity Tongue twisters Laughs...

Logan's surprised when the Silverspoon Twins invite Java and him to their birthday party. They say it's going to be the biggest, most incredible party ever. The local newspaper is even going to send a reporter to cover it But Logan knows one thing...

Otto is a curious rhino who wants to know everything. "Why does toast make crumbs?" "Why is milk splashy?" "Why do dropped things go SMASH?" Exhausted by all of Otto's questions, Mommy and Daddy decide that Otto might enjoy going to the museum. But...

Welcome to Frog and his world. He enjoys nothing better than spending time floating on his pond or visiting with his friends. He appreciates the simpler things in life and would prefer that things stay just the way they are--nice and peaceful. From acclaimed...

Meet Digger and Daisy They are brother and sister. These dogs like to explore their world and see new things. Sometimes they agree with each other. Sometimes they disagree. But no matter the situation, one thing always stays the same--their love and concern for...

Welcome to Frog and his world. He enjoys nothing better than spending time floating on his pond or visiting with his friends. He appreciates the simpler things in life and would prefer that things stay just the way they are--nice and peaceful. From acclaimed...

Readers have to figure out just exactly what it is these animals are doing. A fun reminder on good manners.Author: Jerry PallottaISBN-10: 1585366412ISBN-13: 9781585366415Publisher: Sleeping Bear PressLanguage: EnglishPublished: 03/03/2012Pages: 32Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.99lbsSize: 10.35h x 10.31w x 0.38dAccelerated Reader:Reading Level: 1.6Point Value: 0.5Interest Level: Lower...

A hilarious follow-up to Grin and Bear It, this early reader offers lessons on jealousy, self-confidence and the art of making new friends. Chuck Wood is upset. Jealous, too. Also insecure. As the winner of the Best of the Forest art contest three years...

In this follow-up to ME AND MY DRAGON, a boy runs into an unexpected problem when preparing to go trick-or-treating for Halloween: his pet dragon is scared silly of this spooky holiday! Zombies, werewolves, mummies . . . they all make Dragon run and...

A missing cub, a carnival, and a gang of cat burglars... Hold on to your hats Best-selling author David Biedrzycki brings back the hilarious bears from Breaking News: Bear Alert, but now they have sleepy bear cub in tow. When the cub goes missing...

Santa's reindeer won't be able to fly on Christmas Eve. They're too out of shape. Fortunately the elves build Santa a fancy jet in time to deliver all the gifts. But the new jet crash-lands on rooftops and doesn't have a light as bright...

An adorable Christmas retelling of The Little Red Hen that's the perfect reminder that everyone needs to help to make the holidays a success. A busy little elf cleans up and organizes Santa's workshop all by herself, but when she asks for help from...

Each read-aloud book in the Mouse Math series focuses on a single, basic math concept and features adorable mice, Albert and Wanda, who live in a People House. Entertaining fiction stories capture kids' imaginations as the mice learn about numbers, shapes, sizes and more....

Set sail on this hilarious pirate adventure and learn everything it takes to be a pirate! Bob is a pirate. Bob's friend, Yellow Jack, is also a pirate. Which means they both yearn for buried treasure! But could there be more? THis funny story...

A charming story of family and a day on the water. Out on Blue Lake with his parents Old Goat and Turkey, Small Pig is ready for an adventure. "I'm Captain Commander!" Small Pig said. "Aye aye, Captain Small Pig!" yawned Old Goat. "You...

When dreamy hen P. Zonka starts laying eggs, the other chickens are in for a spectacular surprise! Extraordinary hen P. Zonka spends her time taking in the beauty around her: the shiny green of the grass, the buttery yellow of the dandelions, the deep...

Churchill, a pig with a big personality, couldn't be prouder of his perfect tail. And then one day, it goes missing. When Churchill the pig loses his precious tail, his friends help him hunt for a new one. But trying new tails is so...

Charlie Bumpers's worst fear is confirmed: he has Mrs. Burke for fourth grade. How will he survive the strictest teacher in school? Shortly before school starts, Charlie Bumpers learns that he will be in Mrs. Burke's class. It doesn't matter that she's been named...

Anticipation and anxiety lead to gleeful exhilaration in this story of a father-son roller-coaster ride. A timid young boy is just barely tall enough to ride the DinoCoaster, so he joins his father for a fast-paced journey that takes them climbing, zooming, sailing, and...

PEEP! A duckling attaches itself to the first thing it sees--a warmhearted young boy--in this charming book about friendship and change. The duckling follows the boy home, and soon the two are inseparable. But the duckling is growing up. And one day...QUACK! A flock...

A math-phobic boy faces another dreaded evening of multiplication when a monster suddenly appears in his room and offers him a deal he cannot refuse. After a quick signature on a contract, the boy's problems are solved, and his homework is ready to turn...