Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

Come and meet the Ratbag gang: Rob, Rachel, Rodney, Old Ray and Resting Rat (who is always fast asleep) for fun and adventures all over the world... Rob is a rat with a need for speed. But how? Rat wings, a rat train or...

Achille LeBlab, special correspondent, knocks at Zanzibar's door. He wants to write an article about an exceptional character. Is Zanzibar exceptional? The lizard seems to doubt it. "Aside from your poetic name, I'm afraid you're a very ordinary crow." That night Zanzibar decides: "I...

Twelve-year-old Arthur loves his summers in Birch Bay, a quirky seaside village where he spends all of his time with his best friend Lea. They play video games together, hang out at the beach and explore on their bikes. This year is different, though....

This delightful novel in verse follows the adventures of a brother and sister around the neighborhood, and especially at the corner grocery store! Race you to our corner grocery store!Stanstones' corner store is the heart of the neighborhood for the brother and sister in...

How would you feel if your dad were a clown? The boy in this story never wants to go to his friends' birthday parties, because Happy the Clown is always there. And Happy is ... his dad. He wishes his dad had a regular...

"Quirky, playful, affirming fun!"--Kirkus Four-year-old Leah loved being a pirate for Halloween. She never considered being a princess or a fairy, no matter what her friends said. But once Halloween has come and gone, Leah misses so many things about her costume. She misses...

A merry guide to more than 100 witching words. When he was a little boy, Gr馮oire Solotareff was very fond of his mother reading stories from her native Russia about the famous Slavic witch, Baba Yaga ("old woman"), spooker of children across Eastern Europe...

Bob Graham's first ever illustrated book is a gently humorous take on the Tour de France--now in paperbackThere's a hush in the crowd as the mayor lifts his gun, then an ear-splitting Bang! and the race has begun, with a flashing of goggles and...

A DOG WHO PLAYS BASEBALL? HOW CAN THAT BE?Well, Parker the dog doesn't actually PLAY baseball. After all, he's a four-legged animal. But Parker really understands baseball from having watched so many Little League teams play over the years.So, instead of playing baseball, Parker...

In My Cake / Mi Pastel, a young boy takes us on a fun, food-filled journey. This 50-page bilingual children's book is a beautifully illustrated resource to teach Spanish to younger readers and aid English Language Learners.Author: Tahlonna GrantISBN-10: 1732204985ISBN-13: 9781732204980Publisher: Beansprout BooksLanguage: EnglishPublished:...

FREE Audiobook Inside Ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new addition to J.B. O'Neil's #1 Best-Selling "Fart Book" series.And for a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of THIS...

An Original Prologue to the Animated film Missing Link in Theaters April 2019. Meet Sasquatch, a charming, yet isolated fellow who discovers how the joy and power of words can bring him companionship and set him on a course for an extraordinary adventure! This...

BETTY & VERONICA SPECTACULAR VOL. 1 is the first of a chronological collection featuring the magazine-format series spotlighting Riverdale's iconic duo. This is presented in the new higher-end format of Archie Comics Presents, which offers 200+ pages at a value while taking a design...

An older Italian gentleman is transformed from a normal, lower energy, boring guy to a virtual Super Hero thanks to his grandchildren. The book tells the story of a typical exciting day with Super Nonno, his grandchildren & the loyal, royal puppy Sir Oliver....

Eleanor is fun She skips and she soars She loves to ride bikes, fly kites, be outdoors She loves all her family, and does all her chores.But she'd never - ever - eat S'mores indoors "S'mores Indoors" tells the story of whimsical young Eleanor,...

A young boy recounts all the reasons he doesn't like to go fishing, including biting mosquitoes, the heat, staying quiet, and haing to go to the bathroom in the trees. But he goes, because he loves the opportunity to spend time with his dad,...

On December 17th, when Theo Bartlett and his little sisters, Olivia and Sophie, went into the woods behind their house to investigate the explosion they heard, the last thing they thought they'd find would be Santa Clause's sleigh, chock full of presents and an...

It's June, and Aldo's mom has decided to drag him--together with his classmate Marvin and Marvin's mom--on a camping trip. After a stop at majestic Mesa Verde National Park, the foursome strap on their backpacks and head into the Utah wilderness in search of...

Just how humdrum is 10-year-old Aldo Zelnick's life right now? So humdrum that he sets out to measure which January day will be the most boring. So humdrum that Jack and Bee succeed in getting him to try some weird hobbies. So humdrum that...

Wimpy Kid and Dork Diary fans, meet Aldo Zelnick Aldo Zelnick is not an athlete like his older brother or a rock collector like his best friend; he's just a regular kid who likes to draw. On the first day of summer vacation after...

Funny magical adventure series perfect for kids ages 7 and upMy name is Evie Everyday and I'm a witch. But all I've ever wanted is to be a Lamron. That's the word normal spelled backward. Anyways, now I have the chance to go to...

This is the story of Chevy, a 1951 American Chevrolet truck, now a classic of its kind, which was abandoned in a field in Kansas at the end of its working life, only to rust away for many years until imported into the United...

Classic stories from the Wally McDoogle series now with new designs and spot illustrations throughout. "Just 'cause I didn't follow the rules doesn't make it my fault that the Space Shuttle almost crashed. Well, okay, maybe it was sort of my fault. But not...

If you've ever been forced to go on a family holiday to the middle of nowhere, you know it's like getting a filling at the dentists. Everything from the long drives, boring day trips and beds that wage war on your spine, make it...

Teaches readers how to take care of their very own sea monsters through friendly instructions, in-depth information, and gentle warnings about the potential hazards of magical pet ownership.Author: Eric BraunISBN-10: 1680729144ISBN-13: 9781680729146Publisher: Hi Jinx PressLanguage: EnglishPublished: 07/15/2019Pages: 24Format: Library BindingWeight: 0.50lbsSize: 9.20h x 6.80w...

Teaches readers how to take care of their very own phoenixes through friendly instructions, in-depth information, and gentle warnings about the potential hazards of magical pet ownership.Author: Eric BraunISBN-10: 1680729128ISBN-13: 9781680729122Publisher: Hi Jinx PressLanguage: EnglishPublished: 07/15/2019Pages: 24Format: Library BindingWeight: 0.50lbsSize: 9.10h x 6.70w x...

Teaches readers how to take care of their very own griffins through friendly instructions, in-depth information, and gentle warnings about the potential hazards of magical pet ownership.Author: Eric BraunISBN-10: 168072911XISBN-13: 9781680729115Publisher: Hi Jinx PressLanguage: EnglishPublished: 07/15/2019Pages: 24Format: Library BindingWeight: 0.50lbsSize: 9.20h x 6.80w x...

In book six, an unwelcome intruder is leaving spooky ciphers in Evan's secret lab. These mysterious messages come at a time when the class is getting ready for the Charlie Cheese Pumpkin Flavor Eating Contest. The students have been tasked to find the best...

Pleskit loses his grandfather's brain in this third book of the hilarious, fast-paced, and accessible Sixth-Grade Alien sci-fi series from the bestselling author of Aliens Ate My Homework, Bruce Coville. Some kids lose their homework. Some kids lose their math book, or their sneakers,...

Sam Graham wants a cell phone to help him with his research, but when his parents say no, he has to come up with another way to keep all the info he needs in his pocket in this hilarious fifth chapter book in the...

Prepare to laugh out loud at the antics of Goldilocks and The Three Bears in this illustrated chapter book for lovers of snarky humor and fractured fairy tales. "So I ate some porridge and broke a chair--get over it!" Goldilocks snipes at Bobby Bear,...

The side-splitting festive follow-up to Old MacDonald Heard a Fart, from hilarious picture book superstar, Olaf Falafel."Father Christmas heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O "Father Christmas is getting ready to deliver the presents - but he keeps getting distracted by some VERY rude noises Who...

Large Print�s increased font size and wider line spacing maximizes reading legibility, and has been proven to advance comprehension, improve fluency, reduce eye fatigue, and boost engagement in young readers of all abilities, especially struggling, reluctant, and striving readers. Author: Rachel Renee RussellISBN-10: 1432874772ISBN-13:...

In book 4, there's something in the air and it's spreading fast. It's a zombie outbreak and they're after anything that moves Can Shiloh and Shasha hide long enough to escape or will they become one of them?Onyx Kids Adventures is a funny and...

For readers ages 8-11! Naughty Week... That time between Christmas and New Year's when Santa goes on vacation and kids are allowed to be as naughty as they want to be. Or is it? For Harrison and his brother Max, it most certainly is...

Eight-year-old Mandy Berr learns life lessons with patriotic pizazz in the first adventure of a new chapter book series. Eight-year-old Mandy Berr has a lot going on. She has to share her parents' attention with her newborn twin siblings, who are always crying, and...

A boy learns to face his fear of monsters after discovering that monsters are afraid of his baby sister. Inspired by a child's imagination, this children's picture book published by New Classics Books features a timeless, rhythmical tale with beautiful illustrations. Simple enough for...

New Halloween Story for 2019It turns out that Monsters like Dracula, and The Wolf-Man get pretty scared when Halloween rolls around. Who would have known? The silly reason being, they find kids in ghoulish costumes absolutely frightening. Dracula thinks he has the solution when...

Welcome to Cornerstone Middle School where Shiloh and his friends have started middle school. What starts out as an uneventful day quickly spirals into the first of many mysteries and adventures to come. Shiloh, Evan, Max, Desirae, and Roxy team up to solve the...

Welcome to Cornerstone Middle School where Shiloh and his friends have started middle school. What starts out as an uneventful day quickly spirals into the first of many mysteries and adventures to come. Shiloh, Evan, Max, Desirae, and Roxy team up to solve the...

Grandma Green strolls out her back door, so very excited to do her gardening. Today, something seems and looks different. Everywhere Grandma looks, there is an uncountable number of bright yellow large dandelion heads greeting her. These weren't here yesterday, Grandma Green is thinking....

This all-new rainbow pencil book is based on DreamWorks Trolls World Tour--available at home on demand April 10, 2020 Includes a chunky pencil that writes in four different colors Boys and girls ages 3 to 7 will love this DreamWorks Trolls World Tour activity...

The Fernwood Valley Fuzzies have a baseball game set with the undefeated and impeccable Geartown Clankees. The Clankees perform like well-oiled machines...mainly because they are robots in disguise just wanting to fit in and feel the love of good sportsmanship deep inside their gears....

A curious wood mouse, Maurice decides to explore the opera house, which glimmers like a giant lantern from across the lawn. Lured by beautiful music, he sneaks in for a tour of the opera house's rehearsals, wardrobe room, restaurant, and orchestra pit.The uninvited guest...

The Little Fart is back, and he's not alone this time He's bought a whole family of farts along with him If you and your child love to read together, then you are going to love reading along with the Little Fart as he...

Flying Furballs, a hilarious action-packed adventure series, captures the romance and excitement of the era at the dawn of aviation--set in a world of cats versus dogs. Put simply, Flying Furballs is pussycats, planes, and Paris. Our hero is Claude D'Bonair, a young pilot...

Put simply, Flying Furballs is pussycats, planes and Paris. Our hero is Claude D'Bonair, a young pilot in the cat air corp, keen to prove his worth to the older pilots and live up to the memory of his father. Will cats and dogs...

For this "Mega-Compendium", I have added 5 new stories to the 10 already published. In the new stories, Firewoman Sam is invited to tour fire-fighting associations in Asia. For the first time, all the Firewoman Sam stories are available together on Kindle and in...

Have you ever wondered what happens in your house at night while you are sleeping? Is it dark and quiet with nothing going on, or...... are there strange and funny things happening that can't be explained? What if there were some very odd characters...

Award-winning storyteller Andy Jones and acclaimed illustrator Darka Erdelji are back with another whimsical, wise, and witty 'Jack tale'--the third in their on-going series. Jack and Mary in the Land of Thieves finds Jack, that everyman of folktales, married to his sweetheart Mary, the...