Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

On a beautiful day in Bakersfield, Brian Bigalow, his brother Brent and their sister Belinda wake to find that their belly buttons have been burgled! Accompanied by their British bulldog Barry, the Bigalows begin their search for the thieves who had borrowed their buttons....

A big, shaggy cat startles the square-eyed raccoon on her evening walk. After the raccoon jumps up onto a roof to escape the cat's muddy claws, she discovers the perfect place to have a family. But when the lady who lives in the house...

This is a tall fable about two young boys who grew up in the South. They were identical twins, but even though they were idential, everyone could tell them apart."But how is that possible ?" You ask.Well, I'm so happy that you asked that...

Hector is new in town and is looking for a friend.On his morning stroll in the park, he soon realizes that not everyone is as nice as he thought they would be Will he find a friend in the end?This is a fun, playful,...

Grandma is impulsive, bossy and badly dressed, with a passion for brightly coloured cowboy boots. She gets the wrong end of any stick and stumbles unwittingly into magical adventures. Her cynical sidekick, Gertrude the cat, gets dragged into all of Grandma's scrapes whether she...

Goosebumps creator R. L. Stine teams up with the pop-culture phenomenon Garbage Pail Kids for the second volume in this all-new middle-grade series sure to amuse, entertain, and blow readers away!The Garbage Pail Kids are desperate to win the Smellville Pet Contest. But how...

Germs are all around us. If you've ever had the sniffles and sneezes, you know the dangers of getting sick So what if we told you we found a few BRAND NEW diseases? Whether it's Pickle Pox, Dragon Breath, Blues Fever, or Unruly Hair...

This Christmas Eve, Santa gets stuck in a chimney. How will he ever get unstuck? And who is going to deliver all the presents in time?Author: Grace SherwoodISBN-10: 8567895863ISBN-13: 9798567895863Publisher: Independently PublishedLanguage: EnglishPublished: 11/19/2020Pages: 24Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.23lbsSize: 11.02h x 8.50w x 0.06d

This wonderful story about friendship, adventure, and bacon is a fun read for children of all ages Two friends, Harry and Philip, embark on a late-night trip to the bacon tree to satisfy their enormous appetites. Little do they know, the bacon tree gifts...

About the StoryA Martian lands on Earth to stop a fight betweentwo classmates and reminds them thatfighting is never the answer: Henry was black and Mike was white; one day after school they started to fight. As they were wrestling, a spaceship appeared in...

For readers ages 8-11! Harrison and Max's "Naughty Week" adventures continue as they head to Savannah, Georgia, for their mom's wedding over St. Patrick's Day weekend. When cousin Caroline's favorite boots are mysteriously stolen by a down-on-his-luck leprechaun, Harrison, Max, and Caroline must travel...

It is Christmas Day and Santa is frustrated. Santa made a mistake by delivering a present to the wrong little girl and now he has to correct it. His mistake though has caused panic and disruption to Barnabas and his family. The wrong present...

Step into the imagination of a fourth-grader...The stories within this book were written and illustrated by Megan Fluhart when she was in fourth grade. Then 17 years later, her dad, Doug Fluhart, edited and compiled them into this book.The resulting collection of short stories...

Book Blurb: Things are changing in Crab Cove-especially for Deniese June Tipper, a lonely five-year-old who just wants to fit in. Born into a chaotic and eccentric family of fourteen that never seems to stop growing, DJ feels invisible except when she's in trouble....

Have you ever covered a baby in ketchup? Have you had to sit on the naughty step? Have you got a magic bike? Have you ever swallowed a fly? Poet, illustrator and teacher, Kev Payne, has. Join him as he presents a collection of...

A children's book for new dads.Get ready for all the surprises that await every new dad.Get ready to start changing dirty diapers. The race to get the diaper on before your baby turns into a sprinkler. The long drive after what was clearly not...

"With perceptive examples and over-the-top images of physical comedy, Heide and Feiffer acknowledge, and perhaps demystify, some shared fears." --Publishers Weekly (starred review)You're skating downhill, but you don't know how to stop. You're having your hair cut, and you suddenly realize . . ....

Who's In The Tub? is a 32 page children's picture book. It is written in rhyme and filled with colorful, lively illustrations. Marisa Alo has created this book to encourage children to think of bath time as being their special fun time The characters...

Vulcan Toscadero's parents are the most important people in the world to him. When they die in extremely bizarre circumstances, Vulcan has a decision to make.Does he live with the uncle he has never met before, his seemingly 1,000,000 year old grandparents, or Nathaniel...

Each time Bill makes a mistake, the determined boy vows that next time will be perfect. He follows his mother's advice to the letter, which brings comic but disastrous results. Then one day they both learn that even if Bill lacks common sense, his...

Miranda is unlike all of her friends. While her friends love getting new and shiny toys, she sees beauty in the broken and unwanted ones.Becoming the Queen of Broken Toys, Miranda often feels lonely until one day a boy shows up at her gates.An...

When Jay hears other kids at school talking about their April Fools ideas it inspires his own-- He was going to prank the principal, Mr. Jones! His mission begins with a long list of ideas to pull off the best prank in the school....

When beavers start building their lodge on a family's diving dock, they cut down trees and make a mess. Can the family get their dock back? See beavers at work and find out, in this fact-based adventure FROM AMERICA'S MOST TRUSTED NAME IN EARLY...

Dave The Black Pug and Mummy are trying to solve the hardest question of his life. He is adventurous, ambitious and determined, although sometimes in life, things aren't always what they seem.Dream big, focus and believe, something we all do when we're young, but...

With rolling rhymes and vibrant illustrations, Fiddley Dee takes the natural struggles that all children face during the difficult task of growing up and empowers them to reframe life's unexpected trials into a positive light, and, perhaps, enjoy a laugh or two along the...

This Mommy Needs Some Coffee depicts the struggles of parenting, the beauty of everyday life, and the love of coffee all wrapped into an endearing picture book that littles will actually enjoy as much as their parents! What sets it apart from other books...

This Mommy Needs Some Coffee depicts the struggles of parenting, the beauty of everyday life, and the love of coffee all wrapped into an endearing picture book that parents will actually enjoy as much as their littles! What sets it apart from other books...

'Diary of a Wickedly Cool Witch' contains a wonderful concoction of magical mystery, a squeeze of fantasy, a splash of realism and a huge dash of crazy humor, with a little bit of romance stirred in, and a good helping of life lessons on...

Halloween Joke Book - Fun And Education For KidsMake the perfect gift for anyone who loves Jokes Enjoy this Halloween Joke Book for Kids. Click the cover to reveal what's inside About this book: ✓42 full pages of Jokes✓Printed on high quality solid white...

It's the late 21st Century, and little Alice lives next door to the Space Zoo, where everything is soooo interesting... Really, there's no way she can help herself... Whether it's raising a newly-hatched Brontosaur... Discovering an ancient civilization on Mars... Traveling into the past......

The second children's poetry collection book by Octavious Gillespie. A wide range of poems that your kids are going to love. With a diverse group of characters, "The Color I Am" introduces themes of equality and inclusion while keeping things 100% silly. Great for...

Santa Claus Has Lost His Drawers is a BEGINNER level StoryQuest adventure bookHave you ever wondered how Santa visits so many houses in a single night? Well, it's all down to his lucky drawers. But now SANTA CLAUS HAS LOST HIS DRAWERS and he...

All Ribsy wanted to do that ordinary Saturday morning was ride along with his boy, Henry Huggins, in the family's new station wagon. But a wild turn of events leaves Ribsy lost in a rainy mall parking lot, discovered by a rowdy group of...

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Wilfie can't happily ride his bike anymore because of the pollution caused by the farting cars They were loud and smelly, and they turned the air black. BOOOOOPPPPP BOOOOPPPPP BLLLLOOPPPPP How will Wilfie and his brainy scientist sister, Mimi, save the day? Author: Denise...

If Pickles could talk, what would they say?Meet Dill, a fun and feisty Pickle with bigdreams. A pickle DJ or Comedian? Trust me. You'll never look at a picklethe same way again.Author: April HillandISBN-10: 177712235XISBN-13: 9781777122355Publisher: Bread + ClutterLanguage: EnglishPublished: 10/01/2020Pages: 40Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.22lbsSize:...

When beavers start building their lodge on a family's diving dock, they cut down trees and make a mess. Can the family get their dock back? See beavers at work and find out, in this fact-based adventure FROM AMERICA'S MOST TRUSTED NAME IN EARLY...

We were flying so cool, like real jet fighters, we figured tonight we could pull an all-nighter.Until ....The firefly life is pretty fly ... most of the time. For one little lightning bug and his wingman, an evening flight turns chaotic when the two...

I really hope you get to know and enjoy the hilarious antics of these birds; lanky and leggy, some say ugly. But they seem to be quite endearing. The birds are not that clever but one stands out and acts as the head of...

Austin Davenport is back for his final middle school adventure. Three years of mayhem at Cherry Avenue come to a head as the greatest middle school rivalry known to man gets ready to explode It's Austin and Randy's craziest battle yet. A battle of...

Fred is a different kind of ant. A super smart ant. The kind with determination and a cheese craving. He falls out of his tree and into an adventure in search of his favorite food. Along the way he finds new friends and a...

This Fractured Fairy Tale weaves the story of Rosabelle or "Rosa." The teen can't wait to start her first job at a local coffeeshop. There, she meets and gets to know her co-worker, Draven, a troubled goth boy. When he leaves his phone at...

Join Chegwin Toffle for more fun and frolics as Toffle Towers gets snowed in. Amid the snowball fights, things start to go wrong when guests' precious belongings go missing and Brontessa Braxton launches yet another assault to take over the hotel. Will Chegwin catch...

When Eli was stuck on his big brother, he was called Mr. Bubble Gum. Then Eli got hooked on monsters, and his brother called him Mr. Monster. Now Eli thinks he's ready for Little League--but is Little League ready for Mr. Baseball? Find out...

When Lo-Jack is kidnapped by pirates and put to work as a cabin boy, his comic misunderstandings of the captain's orders have hilarious results Laugh aloud as Jack outsmarts Captain Grim and his greedy crew.FROM AMERICA'S MOST TRUSTED NAME IN EARLY CHILDHOOD EDUCATION More...

Stroll through the seasons and laugh along with two fashion-challenged little pugs who just can't seem to fit in...Find a lap you can climb in and make yourself snug.Now get ready to laugh with a curly-tailed pugand her curly-tailed brother. They're SO nicely dressed...but...

A delightful book for picky little eaters. Timmy refuses to eat his oatmeal. Mother tries to make his cereal look yummy, with no luck. See what she does with the oatmeal and how Timmy reacts. Author: Jan LisISBN-10: 1649490526ISBN-13: 9781649490520Publisher: Elk Lake Publishing IncLanguage:...

For young readers who might have a mischievous dog of their own, this story follows a little girl and the cocker spaniel who disrupts her day at every turn. From making cookies to planting flowers, each attempt at fun goes awry when the dog...

New York Times bestselling author Eliot Schrefer introduces a delightful and dynamic animal duo in a race against time to save a polar bear cub in the first book of this hilarious and heartwarming middle grade series about friendship and conservation.When an animal is...

From the New York Times bestselling author of The Unteachables, Gordon Korman, comes a hilarious middle grade novel about a group of kids forced to "unplug" at a wellness camp--where they instead find intrigue, adventure, and a whole lot of chaos. Perfect for fans...