Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

Bernice Peppercorn's imagination fills her mind and her notebooks with adventure and intrigue. She sees crimes where there are none and races to the local police station daily to fulfil her civic duty.When a real robbery is committed in town, Bernice dives into detective...

Cindy Krinkle feels like the only normal person in her family. When Roger Snooterman first tells Cindy her family is weird, she denies it. But then she realizes he's right Her mother does cartwheels everywhere, gargles with orange juice, and changed her name to...

There is no available information at this time. Author will provide once available.Author: Elaine BrantleyISBN-10: 1441520511ISBN-13: 9781441520517Publisher: Xlibris UsLanguage: EnglishPublished: 04/13/2009Pages: 32Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.28lbsSize: 11.00h x 8.50w x 0.08d

YIKES IS THAT AN ANT IN THE CLASSROOM? Saygar the Magnificent is a hilarious adventure of a socially awkward Joseph Mateo, a mischeivous ant named Saygar, and a whole mess of trouble When Joseph captures an ant in a ginger ale bottle, he is...

The Stocking Filler is an EXPERT level StoryQuest adventure bookIt's the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature is stirring, not even a- "Naaaaaarrrrrgh " Actually, it sounds like someone IS stirring. It's Santa. He's hurt his back on the...

Best Children's Animal Book, 2021 Feathered Quill Book Awards"Wonderfully whimsical ... impressively original and thoroughly entertaining." Midwest Book Review, Children's Bookwatch"With amusing, delightful rhymes and entertaining illustrations, this morning story should be a hit." Kirkus Reviews" Stevenson and Spicer] have beautifully merged their skills...

Middle School is fun, right? Not if you're a dazed and confused 6th grader at Weedhaven Middle School, and your name happens to be Jason. Like any red-blooded 6th grader, Jason wants nothing more than to fit in, make friends, and get through the...

AJOONI LOVES CAKE is a story about a young girl named Ajooni who absolutely loves cake! She loves cake so much that she eats a different flavored cake every single day of the week! There is only one problem ... Ajooni hates baking! Finally,...

These are the memoirs of Mickey who was born a stray cat with no one to love or help him early in life. Alone and hungry, Mickey tries to brave the world in search of food and shelter but is thwarted at every turn....

Sam is one of the strongest, kindest, and most courageous animals in the jungle. There's only one problem--he stinks Funny illustrations and carefully leveled text help young readers with their reading independence.Author: Clare Helen WelshISBN-10: 1728413281ISBN-13: 9781728413280Publisher: Lerner Publications (Tm)Language: EnglishPublished: 01/01/2021Pages: 32Format: PaperbackWeight:...

Age Level: 9 and up - Grade Level: 4 and up My name is Chase Cooper, and I'm a 6th grade ninja. It's my first day at a different school and the only person I know is my cousin, Zoe (but she might be...

Meet Suki--a fourteen-year-old girl in sixteenth-century Japan. All she wants is to become a samurai warrior like her father and brother. But all her training attempts end in disaster. Yet when bandits threaten her village while the men are away at war, Suki is...

Meet Suki--a fourteen-year-old girl in sixteenth-century Japan. All she wants is to become a samurai warrior like her father and brother. But all her training attempts end in disaster. Yet when bandits threaten her village while the men are away at war, Suki is...

I thought I was ready for any questions my six-year-old may have, but then he asked me, "Mom, what does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?""Oh, let me get back to you on that" was all I could say.I spent the next...

CHILDREN'S BOOKS ABOUT PERSONAL HYGIENE: All the soaps spoke, complained and cried, -- they were all unloved, as much as they tried. -- They huddled together against the bath wall, -- "Dirty Danny - doesn't want us, at all "Author: Sigal AdlerISBN-10: 1675058512ISBN-13: 9781675058510Publisher:...

Duluth the Dragon is a big bully who is up to his antics again in Dragon Land, despite Fairy's best efforts to stop him. Now she needs help again from her little earthling friends. After Fairy taps on nine-year-old Hannah's window one day, the...

Special 3n1 Collection: You're Special, You're Wonderful and You're a Star are cute little books created by a young author, encouraging children that they're special, beautiful, delightful and more. They feature characters such an animated ute who thinks it's 'cute', a rock who says...

(Bilingual English-German edition / Zweisprachige Ausgabe Englisch-Deutsch) When a good-natured lion, king of all the animals, sees his reflection in a pool of water for the first time, he gasps at the fierce creature staring back at him and is too frightened to drink...

Behind her cousins, she marched and failed to notice the blazing yellow eyes, the size of saucers, glaring out from the darkness.Exiled because of her dangerously loud snoring, Isasnora realizes that living in the forest has its advantages, such as talking animals and flying...

'This book contains nuts ' the cover should say. 'Five daddies. Five baddies. And one crazy day 'Get ready for the silliest, funniest day out ever, as five dads and their kids take on a gang of over-the-hill bank robbers You'll meet sporty dads,...

The Creature Campers are back for another adventure To pass their map and compass skills test, they must find their way to a hidden spot in the forest, where a picnic feast awaits Follow Norm the Bigfoot and his friends as they brave a...

Welcome to Cornerstone Middle School where Shiloh and his friends have started middle school. What starts out as an uneventful day quickly spirals into the first of many mysteries and adventures to come. Shiloh, Evan, Max, Desirae, and Roxy team up to solve the...

Archie comes back from his summer away to find that he is the only kid in Grade 6 who has not grown bigger. Even his best friends Alfie and Shamini have gotten taller, and Shamini has developed in other ways, too. Archie knows that...

Luke Skywalker meets Indiana Jones...Eleven-year-old George Mullin knows crazy when he sees it. Or at least he thinks he does. When his grandfather disappears and his grandmother tells the world that he was abducted my aliens, George is fairly certain that she has a...

From one child to another, this is how to beat your dad at a game of chess. Use my tips and you're sure to succeed in capturing his king. Just remember never to show this book to your dadAuthor: Ezra Pon, Sarah-Ann PonISBN-10: 1984926721ISBN-13:...

It's time for dinner, let's sit down and eat.Oh no It's meatloaf that mysterious meat....Sometimes it's mushy and sometimes it's tough, I don't know how ANYONE could like the stuff Are you a picky eater? Do you have one at home?Everyone has something they...

Gingrich the Witch takes her cooking very seriously, from the perfect utensils -cages and couldrons- to the perfect recipes- a Sleeping Beauty omelet or a Cinderella hamburger... Follow along as she prepares her favorite 'legendary' meals.Author: Ana Mart?ez CastilloISBN-10: 849469264XISBN-13: 9788494692642Publisher: NubeochoLanguage: EnglishPublished: 08/28/2018Pages:...

Rabbit is leisurely eating his cabbages in the garden, when suddenly... WATER Who threw it He doesn't wait to find out: he's too scared and has already run off The same thing happens to Hedgehog, who laughs at it and goes searching for scaredy...

Hedgehog and Rabbit enjoy eating cabbages and looking for snails in their peaceful garden. When the sun is suddenly blocked by a stubborn cloud, the two friends need to come up with a plan to chase that cloud away.Pablo Albo is a writer and...

Also available in Spanish as Pedo mas grande del mundo The monkey is gathering all the jungle animals for a farting contest. The hippo, the elephant, a shy giraffe, and a very refined zebra are all competing, but no one can guess who the...

Also available as Ni guau ni miauA laugh-out-loud funny and charming picture book about being yourself and understanding others.Max and his parents have a dog called Fabio.Fabio doesn't like doing what other dogs do.One day, Max discovers that his dog goes out every night,...

Not long ago, for no special reason, Captain Scaredy Cat started to be afraid of everything--even of his own shadow. In the Blue-Eyed Ghost Ship, Captain Scaredy Cat has to come face-to-face with a ghost, a vampire . . . and even a werewolf...

Ahoy, little mateys Captain Jack and his crew have found a bottle with a hidden message It will lead them to the mysterious Achoo Island... An island inhabited BY GIANT NOSES As they approach, the giant noses start attacking them with boogers. It was...

"Your Majesties Princess Jill never sits still "The castle has become very lively as of late. Little Princess Jill is like a hurricane, she comes and goes and suddenly everything is out of place or in shambles. The cook, the gardener, the nanny, and...

In a faraway land on golden sand, there lives the most grumpy of stumps. How could a stump be so grumpy? You might ask. In this story, a grumpy little cactus learns what it means to lend a helping hand, and the gift that...

Funny groovicorns story with two-way sequins on the cover.Author: Make Believe Ideas Ltd, Rosie GreeningISBN-10: 1789473853ISBN-13: 9781789473858Publisher: Make Believe IdeasLanguage: EnglishPublished: 02/04/2020Pages: 32Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.90lbsSize: 10.20h x 10.80w x 0.60dAccelerated Reader:Reading Level: 3.5Point Value: 0.5Interest Level: Lower GradeQuiz #/Name: 510451 / Groovicorns in the...

When the Queen goes on a trip, and sends back a photo of her feeding some penguins, the Little Princess decides she wants snow too. The whole palace tries all kind of things--from sandmen instead of snowmen to mudballs instead of snowballs. But this...

Written by the author of CBBC's Scream Street TV series! Nothing ever happens in the sleepy town of Badger's Bottom. In fact, its only claim to fame is that it's the most BORING place to live in the universe. That's until a UFO lands...

Maybe lobsters love biscuits and jellyfish prefer toast, and shrimp love taking shellfies to share and to post. Maybe you can imagine what's happening down deep, in the vast dark oceans, what mysteries they keep. Now strap on your gear and lock all your...

THE GRAPEST BOOK A KID WILL EVER READ Melvin and Marty are two of the funniest grapes ever to hang together. Everything upsets Melvin. He's a real pain in the...vine. A constant complainer. If he were on a rose bush, he'd be a thorn...

This is the story of Charlie and Jack's New, Big, Old House. It's a marvelous story. The house is full of history and full of books. It has a library with nineteen foot ceilings, was an un-civil war hospital, had a shootout between a...

Maybe lobsters love biscuits and jellyfish prefer toast, and shrimp love taking shellfies to share and to post. Maybe you can imagine what's happening down deep, in the vast dark oceans, what mysteries they keep. Now strap on your gear and lock all your...

Luke Skywalker meets Indiana Jones... Eleven-year-old George Mullin knows crazy when he sees it. Or at least he thinks he does. When his grandfather disappears and his grandmother tells the world that he was abducted my aliens, George is fairly certain that she has...

In this sequel to Pinky Got Out , Pinky the flamingo escapes once again to delight young readers with his antics Perfect for fans of Mo Willems and Jory John. It's Penny's birthday, and her secret wish is for Pinky the flamingo to come...

Seymour Monster McBean is the second collaboration from mother-in-law and son-in-law team MaryBeth Roosa and James Koenig. With their combined publishing experience and love of children they decided to create a story of a boy who helps a little monster overcome his fear.Monsters can...

From the author of the New York Times bestselling Jedi Academy books comes the first in a hilarious space-themed graphic novel series. Jide and Petra are just two normal kids until they are selected to leave Earth and join their new alien classmates on...

How much trouble could one little octopus get into exploring all by herself? Join Marina as this curious little octopus stumbles upon some treasure and just a little trouble! The newest picture book from Ripley's features fun and engaging stories around another Ripley's Aquarium...

Everyone knows that little sisters can be a handful. But this little sister is more - she's a zoo-ful ! A fresh and funny picture book from much-loved author Diana Hendry. This little sister is a monkey, a bear, a camel, a penguin, a...

The third book in a Dahl-esque middle-grade series by award-winning poet and screenwriter Esta Spalding. The plucky Fitzgerald-Trout siblings (who live on a tropical island where the grown-ups are useless but the kids can drive) are back! After losing the boat that had become...

Celebrate the wonderful (and hilarious) ways in which friends can be different in this laugh-out-loud odd-couple story. Best friends Jasper, a quick and feisty fox, and Ollie, a slow and deliberate sloth, decide to build forts in the yard. While Jasper's enormous fort goes...