Humorous Stories - Kids Fiction

There's a new dog on the ranch, and Hank is none too thrilled about it. Hank's supposed to keep an eye on Jake the Birddog 'til his owner shows up. Jake has other plans. Jake needs to get to Madagascar before someone makes off...

When the ranch falls on hard times, Slim the cowboy decides to hit the road in search of a new job and inadvertently takes Hank and Drover with him.Author: John R. EricksonISBN-10: 1591882346ISBN-13: 9781591882343Publisher: Maverick Books (TX)Language: EnglishPublished: 12/31/2017Pages: 132Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.70lbsSize: 8.30h x...

Hank discovers an elixir that gives him a huge burst of energySally May's bucket of root stimulator. It gave him such a kick, he challenges Rufus, the Doberman Pincher to a fight, only to discover that Sally May has filled the bucket with mopwater....

Hank and Drover must gather every ounce of courage they have to save the ranch from the Swirling Killer Tornado.Author: John R. EricksonISBN-10: 1591882257ISBN-13: 9781591882251Publisher: Maverick Books (TX)Language: EnglishPublished: 12/31/2017Pages: 112Format: HardcoverWeight: 0.70lbsSize: 8.30h x 5.70w x 0.60d

Pete warns Hank that a stray dog has invaded the ranch and is lurking inside the machine shed. Naturally, Hank goes to investigate, and sure enough, he finds the Phantom Dog--in an old mirror stored in the machine shed. But then Drover looks into...

Hank makes a foolish bet with his archenemy, Pete the Barncat, and loses the wager, his job, his pride, and even his gunny sack bed under the gas tanks. Hank begins to plot revenge. He must dispose of the cat. That sounds simple. But...

For fans of Mo Willem's Elephant and Piggie and Pigeon series, this clever and hilarious story stars Cat, who starts out perfectly content and relaxed, and Duck, who infuriates him by meowing like a cat instead of quacking like Cat thinks he should. Written...

With her trademark simplicity and humor, Suzanne Bloom shows children once again what it means to be a true friend with this new and utterly charming Goose and Bear--and Fox!--story. Fox loves surprises! When she discovers Goose and Bear making gifts, she hopes that...

Perfect for any young reader interested in music, families who love music, and a must-have staple for music classrooms, this funny picture book is an amusing introduction to the instruments in an orchestra, featuring clever rhymes and whimsical illustrations. Meet a shy fellow! He's...

A humorous, rhyming children's book for dinosaurs 3 and up that follows a grumpy T-Rex on his reluctant journey to friendship and positive self-esteem. Be sure to check out Rich's newest children's book, "Surfer Sam and the Party Wave" now available on Amazon Here's...

"Fishing With Papa" is a book filled with humor and imagination This book starts with a normal kid's activity and then the child's imagination takes over. Before you know it, you are off on a creative journey. This book will have you laughing and...

The Magical Monarch of Mo is the first children book L. Frank Baum ever wrote. It was published at the beginning of the twentieth century, just some time after The Wonderful Wizard of Oz was released. Somehow, the land of Mo, Baum's first creation,...

A Mysterious box has been delivered to Eric and Jonny'shouse. But who is it from? And why are they not allowed to open it straight away?A funny story where the stick man and his friends try to find out what is going on while...

Tornado Slim is just your regular cowboy...until the day he meets the coyote. The coyote gives Slim his special hat and asks him to deliver a letter to the sheriff of Fire Gulch City. Slim has never been to Fire Gulch City, but he...

Is Clarence confused and will he create chaos on Shabbat? His special Shabbat challah recipe calls for flour, oil, honey, yeast and water, and his neighbors eagerly await their loaves. But instead he gathers a silly assortment of things. How will he bake his...

Meet Lee, Farmer Green, and all of his sheep In this fun story, young readers will hone their reading skills with the help of colorful illustrations and engaging text. Author: Alice HemmingISBN-10: 1541541707ISBN-13: 9781541541702Publisher: Lerner Publications (Tm)Language: EnglishPublished: 01/01/2019Pages: 32Format: Library BindingWeight: 0.40lbsSize: 8.50h...

This children's book is about social equality and peaceful protest to tyranny. It tells the story of a group of friendly birds of all colors and songs who need to protect themselves from a bullying villain who wants everything for himself and his group...

No matter what happens, I won't read this book!With dragons, a pirate (complete with a hook), Some ninjas, and monsters, oh no, I feel weak!I won't! You can't make me! Okay, just a peek . . . I Don't Want To! is the children's...

Based on acclaimed, and much loved animated movie franchise The Secret Life of Pets that sees the second movie open this June, and which is already tipped to be one of this year's biggest box-office successes. Presented in a special landscape gift-book format. Learn...

The hilarious new comic based on THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS, the award-winning animated comedy from ILLUMINATION Ever wonder what your pets get up to when you're not home? Unleash animal anarchy with STEPHANE LAPUSS, writer of the official MINIONS comic series, and brilliantly...

A little rhino charges around his house and school. Everyone reminds him to be more careful, but his clumsiness continues. Will he remember to be gentle when it's most important?Author: Caragh BuxtonISBN-10: 178628202XISBN-13: 9781786282026Publisher: Child's Play InternationalLanguage: EnglishPublished: 05/01/2019Pages: 32Format: PaperbackWeight: 0.90lbsSize: 9.70h x...

David McKee has created a new modern classic with the story of Belinda, a banana-obsessed young girl. Her whole family thinks it's a phase, except for Grandma Brown: she worries, and worry is hard to keep down. She asks Belinda to give up her...

Fearne Cotton's yoga-loving tots are back, and this time they're hungry! Every family's mealtimes are different. George likes messy eating, Kit is banana-mad and the twins can't agree whether their snack is yucky or yummy. From chaotic breakfasts to birthday parties, Fearne Cotton's adorable...

"Where is my dummy? I WANT MY DUMMY!" shrieks the Little Princess when the royal dummy mysteriously disappears, yet again. Wherever the King, Queen and courtiers may hide the dreaded thing, she always finds it, albeit in the strangest of places... Will she ever...

King Rollo and the New Shoes: King Rollo has smart new shoes, but they have laces and he doesn't know how to tie them. He asks the Magician to tie them for him, but his friend has a better idea. King Rollo and the...

Bilal is terrified of The Test. He can't answer any of the questions But then Bumble the bee comes along, and he can answer any question you ask, even the really tricky ones. Then Bilal's granny suggests they go on the wildly popular TV...

Princess Rosie is woken in the night by a very strange noise. Just what could it be? Together with her best friend Ollie, she goes on a hunt round the royal castle to find out. It's going to be a very spooky night! Author:...

Meet Selma of the Rin-Run Royals, a clever little girl who is spoiled to the core. One day Selma stumbles upon a band of colorful marionettes, and gets more than she bargained for. The remarkable Squickerwonkers of the fabulous Squickershow are about to teach...

Pig has to learn to fly, or he'll never be allowed to marry his darling Piggie Pig Loves Piggie, and Piggie loves Pig, but mean old Daddy won't let them be married He wants her to marry a pig that can fly, and we...

Winner of a 2015 Scottish Children's Book Award Why did the chicken cross the road? TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD The city of Aberdeen is being terrorized by giant robot chickens who want to peck out every last sign of human resistance. The streets...

Based on the well-known rhyme, Itsy Bitsy Spider tells the charming story of a spider who has spun his web high up on a house, so that he can watch the world go by. Dropping down to the floor is easy for Itsy, but...

Before Gargantua Junior was born, Mom had a reputation for being a little wild. Now she prefers to repair damage and protect the Earth from invaders -- and Gargantua Junior wants to help!Gargantua (Jr!) wants to grow up to be just like Mom. Before...

Trade professionals describe this book as "unique," "lyrical," "funny," and "wonderfully absurd"--with a "memorable" lead character. Mr. Mouthful is a windbag whose highfalutin talk causes trouble and confusion for kids. But he learns his lesson when a little girl wanders off a dock, falls...

Chirp and his friends Squawk and Tweet love going on adventures together. Today they've traded in their playhouse for a rocky mountain. Their plan? To complete the hardest climb of their lives Their hardest climb becomes even harder when the mountain begins to rumble...

Chirp and his friends Squawk and Tweet love going on adventures together. Today, they've traded in their playhouse for the jungle -- and they're thrilled to discover a pyramid made entirely of gold But nothing could prepare treasure hunters Chirp, Squawk, and Tweet for...

Chirp and his friends Squawk and Tweet love going on adventures together. Today, they've traded in their playhouse for a pirate ship. But -- shiver me timbers -- they are suddenly hit by something under water Is it a shark? Is it a squid?...

Fluffy Vandermere, the cat sergeant in charge of P.U.R.S.T. (Pets of the Universe Ready for Space Travel), works tirelessly to protect the world from alien (aka bug) domination. It's a big job. "The whole planet is Fluffy's space station. All the people in the...

The hero of this picture book, Sam, has to wait for everything on the playground one day, and this makes him mad. "He got madder and madder until he was the maddest he had ever been in his whole life." And then, suddenly, an...

Here's a picture book with a humorous new twist on what happens when red riding hood meets the hungry wolf in the woods. In this telling, our heroine Ruby loves red berries, her red boots and especially the red cloak her grandma made for...

Hedgehog is hogging the hedge and won't let the other animals live there. In this humorous political allegory, he learns that it's not a winning strategy. Winter is coming, and the animals need homes. The worms move in with the groundhogs. The possums share...

Violet's TV-director dad has traded a job in Vancouver for one in Los Angeles, their run-down house for a sleek ranch-style home complete with a pool, and, worst of all, Violet's mother for a trophy wife, a blonde actress named Jennica. Violet's younger sister...

Gregor is strong, loud, and frighteningly fast, but when he worries that he might not be handsome with his rotten, crooked teeth and his stinky, cheesy feet, he decides to ask his family and friends. With the kind of gross-out humor they'll love, this...

Children can come up with some pretty funny questions! Here in this warm and amusing story, Grandpa teases his granddaughters with some very unusual answers. The girls are spending time with Grandpa and his cats, and reject all his silly answers until one of...

Will Clementine Rose's first day at school be everything she wants it to be? Clementine Rose is so excited! She's going to start school with her best friends Sophie and Poppy, and she can't wait. But when she gets there, instead of the lovely...

Full of Henrietta's funny thoughts and adventures, with whimsical color illustrations throughout, this storybook is perfect for young children, and anyone else with a curly imagination Henrietta has a habit of making things up. Some things are true: Henrietta has a baby brother the...

Gilbert is a young alligator boy who is discontented with his life. He's always fighting with his sister and parents. His adventures begin when he runs away from home. Follow Gilbert in his first adventure in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Meet his family and...

The story about a Chihuahua who struggles staying in one place due to her selfishness and attitude. She has gone through several homes when she meets the Rocha family. With them, she now has a place where she belongs to but when she finally...

The Yeti's Spaghetti is a light-hearted story of an endearing Yeti who accidentally discovers a curious new food, but after one bite he just can't rest until he finds more. Recipient of an Honorable Mention by the prestigious (SCBWI) Society of Children's Book Writers...

Feathered Quill Book Award Winner: Best Children's Animal Book, Silver Medal for Early Readers (6-8 Years), Bronze Medal for Humor and winner of the "We Love Animals" Award.Joel can't wait to visit his grandparents in Florida for spring break-but will he be bored in...

There's a monster in Baby Kai's closet, and he is determined to get out In this story, Baby Kai, who has seen his fair share of dangerous adventures with his big brudder Davy and friends, must face this danger alone. Unfortunately, unlike his big...